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Novel blurb:
In the third year of the Qianlong reign, a bolt of lightning struck Ewan, turning her into the grandniece of Grand Secretary Eertai. On the very same day she transmigrated, she entered the palace to take part in the imperial selection.
Just as expected, she was eliminated. After her name plaque was set aside, the emperor gave his reason: too young.
Ewan understood that to mean she was too young in age, but her family ordered her to get a bust enhancement.
In the tenth year of the Qianlong reign, her great-uncle Eertai passed away, and the Xilin Gioro family was about to face a reckoning. Having successfully enhanced her bust, Ewan returned to the palace for another selection, carrying the last hope of her entire clan.
Her target had shifted from the emperor to one of the princes.
She thought lowering her expectations would lead to a better result, but the emperor only glanced at the register before declaring that she would not do.
He gave a perfunctory reason: "Too old."
Ewan stamped her foot inwardly. I knew it was about age, not my chest.
The next second, the emperor put down the register and looked over at her...
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Eertai: No one can resist an early-departed white moonlight.
Qianlong: I can.
Ewan: Who's this early-departed white moonlight?
Qianlong: Ah, she's really irresistible.
Preorder blurb:
Xie Yunluo was in an accident in the South Pacific. As seawater filled her lungs, she hallucinated that she was sharing a passionate kiss with an unparalleled beauty.
When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the newly crowned Empress Wang of the Ming Dynasty.
Emperor Yingzong of Ming, Zhu Qizhen, led a campaign in person and was trapped by the Oirat. The court officials enthroned Zhu Qizhen's younger brother, Prince Cheng Zhu Qiyu, as the new emperor, while honoring Zhu Qizhen, the "Oirat exchange student," as the Retired Emperor.
Empress Wang was the new emperor Zhu Qiyu's wife.
Her husband was gentle, her daughter was well-behaved, and Xie Yunluo soon adapted to life after transmigrating.
She thought she would live out her days in peace, but the Retired Emperor, far away in Oirat territory, returned covered in blood.
They said that after being captured, he had been despondent for a while. Then one day he suddenly went mad, seized a warhorse, cut down fierce generals, and charged through the enemy camp.
One man, one horse, and one long whip. He drove back an army of 130,000 Oirat soldiers.
The emperor guards the nation's gates; the ruler dies defending the state. He did it, but he didn't die.
The Ming court and harem: Huh?
After the Retired Emperor returned to court, he deposed the new emperor and imprisoned him in the Southern Palace, but left Xie Yunluo untouched, allowing her to continue living in Kunning Palace with every luxury.
From that day on, Xie Yunluo dreamed every night. She dreamed of kissing an unparalleled beauty, of countless gentle tentacles caressing and enveloping her, and of completing an impossible act of reproduction amid a sweet, fishy scent.
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He was the last deep-blue jellyfish in the South Pacific, and it was his duty to reproduce.
As he sank into the sea, preparing to reproduce on his own, he was drawn to an alien female who had fallen from the sky. So he came up with a daring idea.
He marked her, but she took him to a strange world.
When he first transmigrated, he was in his breeding season and hungry every day. Fortunately, he was surrounded by plenty of aliens he could eat.
Once he had filled his stomach, he followed the mark to find her, tangled with her night after night, and finally got her pregnant.
After she became pregnant, she was always uncomfortable. She found all sorts of excuses to avoid him and wouldn't let him get close.
Ten months later, she gave birth in agony to a beautiful male... alien.
The baby was beautiful and looked like her. He wasn't a little jellyfish, but he still liked him very much.
To spare her discomfort and pain, and so he could hold her as they slept every night, he decided to reproduce on his own.
Theme: One meeting beneath the golden wind and jade dew is worth more than countless encounters in the human world.
This chapter is Qianlong's Good Man Ghost [Sunglasses] (I will always haunt you). It's over and I'm so reluctant to leave it [crying]
Don't you write modern sweet articles [make me healthy] [poor]
Yongyan (confidently): Auntie said you are old [poor]
Qianlong: I will always keep an eye on you (negative test)
Although He Kun is beautiful, he is too scheming [poor]
Oh, I can't bear to end it
I also want to read a modern story. I wish Wanwan happiness.
Hehe, we knocked on [Orange Candy], we got [Orange Candy], we got reincarnated, we are still together!
I'm back, OMG both ways! Both parties should confess later, hahaha
Why does the writing here feel a bit oedipal?