Ongoing novel: Empress Dowager for a Thousand, Thousand Years (Qing Dynasty Transmigration). Please add it to your collection, mwah~
Coming soon: Qing Transmigration: The Fourteenth Prince, the King of Productivity. Please add it to your collection, mwah~
- Novel blurb:
The Tragic Fairy Tale Rescue System malfunctioned. After selling all the little girl's matches and smacking the red dancing shoes into the witch's face, Xue Bao'er transformed into a little mermaid and just managed to kiss the prince on the lips, when suddenly a luxury cruise ship struck an iceberg.
System alert: The ship is sinking! Host, take care! Beep
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When she woke up, Xue Bao'er discovered she had transmigrated into nine-year-old Xue Baochai.
Fight Daiyu for a man? Not a chance.
She only loves one person, and womanizer Jia Baoyu isn't her type. Little Sister Lin deserves someone better, too, and the tragic fates of all the other girls in the Grand View Garden are waiting for her to save them.
But she, ahem... is a fish. She has to soak in water every day to stay alive, and can become human only by marrying a prince.
So where is her prince?
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Recently, the capital's number-one spoiled playboy, Wei Chi, has been having the same dream over and over. He dreams of a sinking ship, and just as he is about to drown, a mermaid rescues him. He can't make out her face, but hears her say, "My dear prince, will you marry me?"
He wakes up drenched, as though he really had fallen into the water.
He calls off the engagement that was about to be settled and takes a boat to the seaside to find the mermaid, but comes up empty-handed.
Back at his residence, he happens to hear a koi fish by the lotus pond say that the eldest daughter of the Xue family is a fish.
Content warnings:
Not a System novel.
The setting is fictional, very, very fictional.
The timeline occasionally changes.
- Blurb for the ongoing novel Empress Dowager for a Thousand, Thousand Years (Qing Dynasty Transmigration):
While other people transmigrate to the Kangxi, Qianlong, or Yongzheng reigns, Mingyu starts out in Shengjing and becomes the primary consort of Dorgon, history's famous bootlicker.
She is an even more outrageous bootlicker than Dorgon. She keeps fawning over him until he has her killed, clearing the way for Xiaozhuang.
She dies at the age of twenty-nine.
Mingyu: ...I really have to thank you for that.
Whoever wants that scumbag can have him. Whoever wants to be a bootlicker can do it. As for being the primary consort, she is breaking character!
From then on, she uses the space's spiritual spring to farm, focuses on her career, and never spares anyone else so much as a glance.
She successfully lives past twenty-nine, turns barren wilderness into fertile fields, turns starving refugees into prosperous people, wears Xiaozhuang down into a haggard empress dowager, wears Dorgon down into a heartbroken regent, and makes herself the most beautiful woman among the Manchus and Mongols, the capital's richest woman, and the most honored woman in the Qing dynasty. In an era of war and constant natural disasters, she wins the people's reverence.
Apart from Dorgon looking at her with increasingly burning eyes, and her occasionally coveting his body, leading to a moment of passion and the birth of a son, life remains incredibly satisfying.
She thought that in a couple more years she could become a happy little widow. Who knew that after Dorgon had a son, he wouldn't want to die anymore? He simply deposed Xiaozhuang and the Shunzhi Emperor, enthroned his own son, made Mingyu the empress dowager, and proclaimed himself... the Imperial Father Regent???
"Long live the emperor! Long, long live!"
"May the empress dowager live a thousand years! A thousand, thousand years!"
The assembled ministers kneel in homage, and Dorgon is among them.
Mingyu: Well, that's just ridiculous.
Dorgon: Woof!
P.S.
The female lead has a golden finger, an absolutely enormous one.
The male lead has a white moonlight, an incredibly bright one.
Everything serves the plot. No nitpicking over historical accuracy, please.
Theme: I decide my own fate!
It feels like the queen is secretly trying to drive a wedge between the emperor and the hero's father-son relationship... This Wei Jun also seems to be very scheming.
A brief review, (give name) to give it a sense of presence. I have read this book twice in total. I read half of it once. I think it is well written. Every time I worry that I will read it after I have gained weight, I will fall into v. I don't know why I didn't enter v. I just clicked in at first. It's because of my preference for the theme of mermaids, and my curiosity about how the mermaids in Dream of Red Mansions can open up my imagination. Of course, seeing that now I actually borrowed a water shortage, and being with the prince, although the main plot and logic are a bit thin, But being able to write a simple point well has surpassed many authors. Although there are some minor problems (for example, the content of the original work often appears, but it does not really help the development of the plot. It just adds a bit to look at Daiyu and Baoyu's love from an objective perspective. It may be that I read it too quickly and did not appreciate the author's exquisite conception). ! ! ! ! ! It's like Yang Guo's experience of meeting Xiao Longnu for the first time. If I'm free tomorrow, I'll write about my first meeting with a playboy to round out my first love. Then I have nothing to say, and I don't want to give the author any writing advice, so I'll just push for an update. (I feel that Baoer has been growing, although it is growing very slowly, and his IQ may be a little up and down. Sometimes he feels very smart, and sometimes he feels a bit naive. Maybe this is because wise people do not fall in love, young lovers in love) I don't know when I will leave a comment next time. I will wait for the next time to gain weight.
When I see it now, I am interested in the subject matter and the content, but I am really speechless. The male protagonist is impulsive and willful, and the female protagonist seems to have no brains and talks big words. I am really disappointed. Have you ever disciplined Xue Pan? Have you changed his character? You will only stop him when he wants to talk nonsense. It seems that you are extra sensible. Can you not change Xue Pan subtly? The female protagonist wants to make the Xue family better, but Xue Baochai can at least run a business. What can the female protagonist do? She always provokes the male protagonist to cause trouble intentionally or unintentionally. She has no force value, no absolute wisdom, and no development and expansion of the family. She claims to make the Xue family better, but what does she do? She asks the male protagonist to help in disguise. Although the male protagonist is impulsive and always gets into trouble, he also helps the female protagonist a lot. What has the female protagonist done? Apart from the golden finger of the male protagonist, what has she actually done?
The heroine thought she was good to Xue Pan, but the things she did were not necessarily right. The Xue family and the reputation of the Xue family were concerned. Everyone thought she was accompanying the Xue family. In fact, she was just trying to hook up with a prince. She was so self-righteous to the extreme! I really think there is a big problem with the heroine's character throughout the whole story. She always thinks she is smart and does stupid things that don't make sense. In other words, the heroine is surrounded by a halo and nothing happens.
There won't be most palace fights like this in the future, right? Gong Dou looked tired...
I feel like it would be difficult for the heroine from this family to marry the hero...
The emperor is not even satisfied with An Ning, let alone the heroine...
Good guy, ancestral copper smelting
Can the heroine walk on her own now or can she only use a wheelchair? Looking a little confused
The enemy's rank is too high. I don't blame the hero for being like this. I don't even know who he is.
It's so small, the whole story has to be watched by the young actors from the drama Dream of Red Mansions
It feels like the queen is secretly trying to drive a wedge between the emperor and the hero's father-son relationship... This Wei Jun also seems to be very scheming.
A brief review, (give name) to give it a sense of presence. I have read this book twice in total. I read half of it once. I think it is well written. Every time I worry that I will read it after I have gained weight, I will fall into v. I don't know why I didn't enter v. I just clicked in at first. It's because of my preference for the theme of mermaids, and my curiosity about how the mermaids in Dream of Red Mansions can open up my imagination. Of course, seeing that now I actually borrowed a water shortage, and being with the prince, although the main plot and logic are a bit thin, But being able to write a simple point well has surpassed many authors. Although there are some minor problems (for example, the content of the original work often appears, but it does not really help the development of the plot. It just adds a bit to look at Daiyu and Baoyu's love from an objective perspective. It may be that I read it too quickly and did not appreciate the author's exquisite conception). ! ! ! ! ! It's like Yang Guo's experience of meeting Xiao Longnu for the first time. If I'm free tomorrow, I'll write about my first meeting with a playboy to round out my first love. Then I have nothing to say, and I don't want to give the author any writing advice, so I'll just push for an update. (I feel that Baoer has been growing, although it is growing very slowly, and his IQ may be a little up and down. Sometimes he feels very smart, and sometimes he feels a bit naive. Maybe this is because wise people do not fall in love, young lovers in love) I don't know when I will leave a comment next time. I will wait for the next time to gain weight.
When I see it now, I am interested in the subject matter and the content, but I am really speechless. The male protagonist is impulsive and willful, and the female protagonist seems to have no brains and talks big words. I am really disappointed. Have you ever disciplined Xue Pan? Have you changed his character? You will only stop him when he wants to talk nonsense. It seems that you are extra sensible. Can you not change Xue Pan subtly? The female protagonist wants to make the Xue family better, but Xue Baochai can at least run a business. What can the female protagonist do? She always provokes the male protagonist to cause trouble intentionally or unintentionally. She has no force value, no absolute wisdom, and no development and expansion of the family. She claims to make the Xue family better, but what does she do? She asks the male protagonist to help in disguise. Although the male protagonist is impulsive and always gets into trouble, he also helps the female protagonist a lot. What has the female protagonist done? Apart from the golden finger of the male protagonist, what has she actually done?
The heroine thought she was good to Xue Pan, but the things she did were not necessarily right. The Xue family and the reputation of the Xue family were concerned. Everyone thought she was accompanying the Xue family. In fact, she was just trying to hook up with a prince. She was so self-righteous to the extreme! I really think there is a big problem with the heroine's character throughout the whole story. She always thinks she is smart and does stupid things that don't make sense. In other words, the heroine is surrounded by a halo and nothing happens.
There won't be most palace fights like this in the future, right? Gong Dou looked tired...
I feel like it would be difficult for the heroine from this family to marry the hero... The emperor is not even satisfied with An Ning, let alone the heroine...
Good guy, ancestral copper smelting
Can the heroine walk on her own now or can she only use a wheelchair? Looking a little confused
The enemy's rank is too high. I don't blame the hero for being like this. I don't even know who he is.
It's so small, the whole story has to be watched by the young actors from the drama Dream of Red Mansions