Huh?! Are Tezuka and I Married?!

The blurb has been revised. The male lead is still Kunimitsu Tezuka

A zany, sweet romance

Xuecun Suli, female, fifteen years old, third-year student at Seigaku.

Her life is a classic tale of being a poor little cabbage in the field: her parents are both dead, she lives with her grandmother in an old house, and she has to work every day to save for university tuition.

According to Suli's plans for her life, she'll work hard, get into the University of Tokyo, become an excellent dentist, and reach the pinnacle of a life where she never has to worry about money.

But...

There's a huge problem now.

She...

has developed schizophrenia.

Her main symptoms are...

[Beep, ]

[Long-term mission: Divorce Kunimitsu Tezuka]

[Mission reward: 100 million yen]

[Side mission: Belated affection is worth less than grass. Reject Kunimitsu Tezuka's request to get back together, and turn down his invitation to dinner.]

[Mission reward: 200,000 yen]

That's right. Not only has she developed schizophrenia, she also imagines she's divorcing Kunimitsu Tezuka.

System: I'm not a mental patient!

Suli: Right, I am.

System: You're not one either!

Suli: No, I am.

System: I'm the System for Rebuilding a Wonderful Life! I'll help you escape your abandoned-wife predicament and reach the pinnacle of life! Repeat after me: Belated affection is worth less than grass!

Suli: I'm a lunatic.

System: Let's just destroy the world.

Suli (wistfully): Yeah, take me with you.

Who else has a split personality at fifteen, before ever dating, with one personality wanting a divorce?

And the person she's supposedly divorcing is Kunimitsu Tezuka...

Come on, they've been classmates for three years and have said fewer than ten words to each other. Doesn't anyone understand how little that means!?

Could it be that deep down, somewhere nobody knows about, she's secretly in love with him?

That would be... quite the secret.

Even she doesn't know about it!

Heavens, just let her die.

A note before starting:

1. I'll start when the story reaches 1,000 favorites or I have 100,000 words saved up.

2. A required note when starting a new story. I promise to see it through.

Theme: Nothing is impossible.