Harry Potter and the World Ender: Return to Prehistory

The alien Alex Vivi falls from the sky and saves Harry's life. From then on, The Chosen One begins keeping an observation log on Hogwarts' Golden Crybaby Destroyer. Vivi roars, "I want to file a complaint against this damned System! I didn't sign up to play Return to the Prehistoric Age 3!" Vivi touches Snape as if in a dream. "Oh my, if this really isn't a game, then I've met a living prehistoric human..." Vivi cries out, "When you aren't happy with your bodies, can't you get the manufacturer to replace them? Holy Galaxy! Which remote extragalactic colony are you refugees from?" Hermione: "Why do you want Snape?" Vivi: "He's fun!" Ron: "Holding up your middle finger with the back of your hand facing outward means 'I like you.' Two middle fingers means you like someone twice as much." Vivi suddenly understands, and greets Snape as he enters the hall by holding up both middle fingers. Vivi beams, hugging the big black dog like it's a hen that lays golden eggs. "Whose dog is this? Let me borrow him for a while!" Vivi tackles Sirius and, straddling him, punches him over and over. "You lied to me! You're not a dog! You pretended to be one to trick me!" Harry shouts, "Careful! That's my godfather!" My other fanfics: A natural airhead from another world keeps a diary of life in the Wizarding World. Fans of Western fantasy, setting enthusiasts, and lovers of cute creatures, come on in: From Gaia Tom Riddle and his "Long-Legged Uncle"... Come on in: Deep Blue Sonata Seven years after the war, Draco, who is preparing to get married, meets Ron, who has just gotten divorced, in a bar... Come on in: The King and the Beggar Theme: Harry's observation log on an alien crybaby destroyer