After the Straight Man Long Aotian Became a High-Risk Master

Recommend the next book "Professional Coffin Opening Team" (⑅˃◡˂⑅) Xie Zhenzhou is a famous slacker in the world of cultivation. I can lie down but never sit up, I can sleep but never wake up. I spend twelve hours a day, nine hours a day, and my body is stretched out to pieces. Unexpectedly, this person's talent for puppetry was unparalleled. He became a sixth-level puppet master at the age of sixteen. He shocked the world and became an unparalleled figure. Unexpectedly, when he returned from an outing, all his puppets were destroyed, and he even turned living people into puppets as his apprentices. He was a taboo against moral principles and was reviled by the whole world. Thousands of monks surrounded him and killed him. The former genius was completely destroyed, and his ashes were trampled by his predecessors in the sect. The crowd's carnival had not stopped when the disciples guarding the coffin of the ancestral temple came running like crazy, "No, it's not good! The board of the ancestor's coffin... Has moved!" * After going down the mountain, Xie Zhenzhou picked up a perfect apprentice: His martial prowess is off the charts, his IQ is online, and he can also wash his hands and make soup. Until one night, he accidentally fell into his apprentice's dream, and was forced to have sex with him, and even pulled his robe... Xie Zhenzhou: The sky is falling! #I treat you as my own apprentice, but you actually want to sleep with me? ! #Hello! See clearly! I'm a man! Male! From then on, the more he looked at his apprentice, the more something was wrong with him. What was even more frightening was that he didn't feel disgusted at all. Xie Zhenzhou learned from the painful experience: The young man who lost his footing must be saved! That night, he called his apprentice into the room to sleep with him. He snored on purpose, stretched out on the floor, grabbed the quilt and kicked him, all in an effort to prove that men can't be as good as girls. In the middle of the night, she was kissed until her whole body felt hot, and she scolded her with a trembling voice: "Insolent! You and I are both men, and we are both master and disciple. This is incest and deviance from the ethics!" "Master, I am still your puppet, the only puppet that belongs only to you, master." Xie Zhenzhou's worldview collapsed:? ? ? ! ! ! Lazy cancer patient's puppeteer attacked by x puppet 1v1 double clean The gentlest man (no), makes the most ferocious puppet My sect is Long Aotian ——Private facilities like mountains—— 2024.7.17 Make a prepayment: "Professional coffin-opening team" Xie Xun is a famous tomb robber from all over the country. This man was born without his right arm, his parents died, and he had no relatives or friends. At first glance, he was destined to be the lone star of the evil god. On this day, Xie Xun accidentally entered an imperial mausoleum. As the saying goes, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? As soon as he opened the coffin board, the owner of the tomb woke up. Since then, the owner of the tomb has been clinging to him, asking for kisses, hugs and bed warmers. Xie Xun was confused, "Dead people have warmth. Is this normal?" "The tomb robbers did not take the gold and silver treasures, but robbed the owner of the tomb. Is this normal?" Looking for dragons and finding gold, if you don't open for ten years, you will survive for ten years if you open. Yes, I haven't seen him digging other people's ancestral graves recently, but he is well-fed and well-dressed. He must have robbed the tomb! Xie Xun: Uh... I also bought new clothes for my wife and made a living ritual for her to eat: I dug out my eyes when they were no longer needed, and cut off my tongue when I didn't need her. Master said that Xie Xun originally had a right arm, but it was stolen and put into the coffin. Xie Xun: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! If it's gone, it's gone. Even if it's found, it's just a withered skeleton. Passerby A: "Have you heard that after death, the body is incomplete and cannot be reincarnated? It will turn into a ghost and will not end well." Xie Xun:_(´□`‖ ∠)_ In order to get his arm back, Xie Xun opened someone's coffin every day as soon as he opened his eyes. "Hello, did you see my arm? Please give it back to me, thank you!" [Open coffin Reuters] Brother Corpse: "Did he just knock on the coffin board before opening the coffin? It was very polite." Corpse Sister: "Fart! His accomplices took my things. Hey, come back and give me back the burial objects!!!" Zongzi: "I'm quitting this job. I won't play this cannon fodder anymore. I want to be the protagonist! The title of the play is "Take Back My Burial Objects"." Xie Xun: "Hello Zongzi! In fact, the "Professional Coffin Opening Team" has another name, which is called "Take Back My Burial Objects". "Oh, and the bronze dagger in your hand is my burial gift. Please return it to me, thank you!" * Wooden notebook: 😶 Master made me a wooden prosthetic leg, I love Master☺️ [Open someone's coffin and become friends with the owner of the tomb😊] [I slept with Fei Ming last night and it didn't hurt very much. He said I have blossomed, but I don't understand what he means😵‍💫] ❗ cannot see people's faces😖 Guide: 1. It's not normal to attack a widower who has been a widower for a long time. 2. Due to some reasons, the personality will change before and after the attack. 3. The five protagonists are gods, and the forms of gods are inhuman. 4. It might be a little scary Purpose: World peace