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Online lovers don't dare to turn on the mic, for fear that they will hear clack, bleat, quack, quack…
Jiang Yelan feels something is wrong recently.
Since school started, a pair of furry ears often appear on the top of the head.
At first, he thought it was his hallucination, because only he could see it. But his roommate Chi Zhouyu looked at him very strangely. Furthermore, why is Chi Zhouyu there every time the ears pop out?
It wasn't until one of Chi Zhouyu's susceptible periods that Jiang Yelan knew it was because of pheromones.
From then on, his roommate Chi Zhouyu would "threaten" him with pheromones from time to time.
He even touched himself with his hands during class, took away his big chicken legs while eating, and what was even more disgusting was that he got into his bed to keep warm in the winter, and even put his cold hands into his clothes...
Jiang Yelan showed up his phone: "I have a partner, I hope you can keep your distance from me."
Chi Zhouyu suppressed a smile: "There is no spark between A and B. Besides, we are good brothers."
Jiang Yelan took back the tail wrapped around his "good brother"'s arm and sneered, "You can stand up when I'm wearing a big cotton-padded jacket. Also, don't touch my ears."
Chi Zhouyu: "That won't work!"
Fortunately, the school holiday soon came and Jiang Yelan returned to the countryside.
Ever since he came home, his originally taciturn online dating partner often came to him to play games and chat with him.
This caused Jiang Yelan to think: Please turn on the microphone to communicate! ! !
Just when I was about to send a message to my partner to tell him to stop acting, the other person sent me a message saying he was playing truth or dare by rolling dice.
He lost the first game and chose Daring.
Online dating partner: Make a video call with your partner.
Jiang Yelan: Which one are you talking about?
Online dating partner:? ? ?
Within three seconds, the video call came from my online dating partner. As soon as the call was connected, a familiar voice came from the phone.
"Jiang Yelan, what did you mean by what you just said? How many other partners do you have?"
Looking at the angry face on the screen, Jiang Yelan couldn't help laughing, "Is this another question?"
Chi Zhouyu laughed angrily, "Did you already know it was me?"
Jiang Yelan: "The year before last, you sent me a photo of Pearl (pig). I forgot to tell you that I was there the day Pearl was served."
Guide:
1. Both parties knew who the online dating partner was, but did not lift the vest directly.
2. The pheromones from the attack will cause furry ears = mouth =
3. Beta is attacked by xalpha
4.1V1 double clean
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Serial → "Straight Man Long Aotian Becomes Master"
Xie Zhenzhou is a famous slacker in the world of cultivation. This person can lie down but never sit down, and can sit down but never stand up. Twelve hours a day, nine hours are spent erecting corpses.
Many people couldn't stand him, because he had extremely good luck, and his talent in the puppet world was extremely amazing.
At only sixteen years old, he became a sixth-level puppet master, and for a time he was unparalleled.
It wasn't until he returned to the master after an outing that everyone suddenly discovered that all his puppets had been destroyed.
He even turned a living person into a puppet and blatantly kept him around.
A living person makes a puppet, disregards human ethics, and destroys humanity. He should be killed, he should be killed!
All of a sudden, the saliva formed a sea, mixed with thousands of weapons, and they all rushed towards him.
The former favored son of heaven fell into dust, and finally ended up with his soul destroyed. After his death, his ashes were scattered at the gate of the world of cultivation, allowing others to trample on him.
Everyone was laughing heartily, and before they could close their mouths, the disciple who was responsible for guarding the coffin in the ancestral temple suddenly crawled in front of everyone and stammered:
"No, it's bad, the Patriarch's coffin board has moved!"
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Xie Zhenzhou liked this apprentice he picked up very much. He had an excellent martial arts IQ and could wash his hands and make soup for him.
Until one night, Xie Zhenzhou accidentally entered his apprentice's dream, and was forced to have sex with him and even pull his clothes...
Xie Zhenzhou's sky has fallen.
#I treat you as my apprentice, and you treat me as your husband? !
#Hello! See clearly, I am a man, a man! !
From then on, Xie Zhenzhou felt that something was wrong with this Duanxiu apprentice, and he became very strange. He didn't seem to resent his apprentice treating him like this...
#It hurts a little. He is the apprentice I raised single-handedly. He has become a broken sleeve. I must do something to save the lost boy.
That night, Xie Zhenzhou called his apprentice to sleep with him in his room. He snored on purpose, stretched out on his back, grabbed the quilt, and punched and kicked him, which was bound to let him know that men are not as good as girls.
In the middle of the night, he was kissed by his disciple until he was red all over and said incoherently, "Get out... Get out. You and I are both men, and master and disciple are still in chaos... Deviant."
"Master, I am still your puppet, your only puppet and master."
? ? ? ! ! !
#I have doubts. He is a cut-sleeve man and I am a straight man. Why should he ride on me? !
The puppeteer of a lazy cancer patient was attacked by a sex puppet
1v1 double clean
The gentlest man (no), makes the most ferocious puppet
——Private facilities like mountains——
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
Reader comments
Who is speaking and why there is no subject [question mark]
A piece of potato is just a potato chip, hahaha. Come on!
Why do you feel so rushed when writing?
I finished reading it in one go, come on, baby [kiss]
In some places, the sentences don't feel coherent and I don't quite understand them. I just pretend or not, and then suddenly say "ears" and the annoying "beta" [question mark]. Maybe it's because the personal pronouns are all "he", and sometimes I can't tell who it refers to. At this time, are they both recognizing that the other is a childhood playmate + internet date but neither dare to lift their vests?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Looks good, come on! [Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl
Finished spreading flowers! [Spread flowers] Looking forward to the next one
Who is speaking and why there is no subject [question mark]
A piece of potato is just a potato chip, hahaha. Come on!
Why do you feel so rushed when writing?
I finished reading it in one go, come on, baby [kiss]
In some places, the sentences don't feel coherent and I don't quite understand them. I just pretend or not, and then suddenly say "ears" and the annoying "beta" [question mark]. Maybe it's because the personal pronouns are all "he", and sometimes I can't tell who it refers to. At this time, are they both recognizing that the other is a childhood playmate + internet date but neither dare to lift their vests?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Looks good, come on! [Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl
Finished spreading flowers! [Spread flowers] Looking forward to the next one
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