I Can't Stick to Taoist Friends Today Either.

Please collect the next book "Professional Coffin Opening Team", thank you all! 😊 In the previous life, demons were rampant, and the Immortal Lord Lin You, who was admired by thousands of people, was shot through the heart by an arrow and died in the battle to exorcise the demons. After his rebirth, the old devil Taoist monk became Bai Yueguang in the world of cultivation, while Lin You became a brainless person that everyone wanted to beat. Okay, I'm just a fool. Who can tell me where my Taoist companion is? The Taoist companion can't be found, and there is an extra soul in the body for no reason. The soul can see and feel anything! My dear friend, can you get off me? Soul: Can't play. I am seventeen this year. If I can solve some men's problems, wouldn't you be happy too? Soul: No comment. If I find my Taoist companion, how will I kiss him? Soul: No comment. Finally, Huangtian paid off, and Lin You found the Taoist companion he had longed for. However, the Taoist monk turned out to be a fool. * What kind of experience is it like to know that your wife is right in front of you, but you can't kiss her or do anything beyond your reach? Lin You: A normal man pretends to be a eunuch. You must not take advantage of your soul! [A cute beauty with a cold face is attacked by a hot-faced and handsome woman] —————————————— After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to rewrite it and didn't want to end it hastily. The general content remains unchanged, some emotional lines will be added Originally called "Flowers Blooming on the Moshang" —————————————— Please bookmark it in advance, thank you all! ❤️ "Professional coffin-opening team" Xie Yanchen is a famous tomb robber from all over the country. This man was born without his right arm, his parents died, and he had no relatives or friends. At first glance, he was destined to be the lone star of the evil god. On this day, Xie Yanchen accidentally entered an imperial mausoleum. As the saying goes, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? As soon as he opened the coffin board, the owner of the tomb woke up. Since then, the owner of the tomb has been clinging to him, asking for kisses, hugs and bed warmers. Xie Yanchen was confused, "Dead people have warmth. Is this normal?" "The tomb robbers did not take the gold and silver treasures, but robbed the owner of the tomb. Is this normal?" Looking for dragons and finding gold, if you don't open for ten years, you will survive for ten years if you open. Yes, I haven't seen him digging other people's ancestral graves recently, but he is well-fed and well-dressed. He must have robbed the tomb! Xie Yanchen: Uh... I also bought new clothes for my wife and made a living ritual for her to eat: I dug out my eyes when they were no longer needed, and cut off my tongue when I didn't need her. Master said that Xie Yanchen originally had a right arm, but it was stolen and put into the coffin. Xie Yanchen: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! If it's gone, it's gone. Even if it's found, it's just a withered skeleton. Passerby A: "Have you heard that after death, the body is incomplete and cannot be reincarnated? It will turn into a ghost and will not end well." Xie Yanchen:_(´□`‖ ∠)_ In order to get his arm back, Xie Yanchen opened someone's coffin every day as soon as he opened his eyes. "Hello, did you see my arm? Please give it back to me, thank you!" [Open coffin Reuters] Brother Corpse: "Did he just knock on the coffin board before opening the coffin? It was very polite." Corpse Sister: "Fart! His accomplices took my things. Hey, come back and give me back the burial objects!!!" Zongzi: "I'm quitting this job. I won't play this cannon fodder anymore. I want to be the protagonist! The title of the play is "Take Back My Burial Objects"." Xie Yanchen: "Hello Zongzi! In fact, the "Professional Coffin Opening Team" has another name, which is called "Take Back My Burial Objects". "Oh, and the bronze dagger in your hand is my burial gift. Please return it to me, thank you!" * Wooden notebook: 😶 Master made me a wooden prosthetic leg, I love Master☺️ [Open someone's coffin and become friends with the owner of the tomb😊] [I slept with Fei Ming last night and it didn't hurt very much. He said I have blossomed, but I don't understand what he means😵‍💫] ❗ cannot see people's faces😖 Guide: 1. It's not normal to attack a widower who has been a widower for a long time. 2. Due to some reasons, the personality will change before and after the attack. 3. The five protagonists are gods, and the forms of gods are inhuman. 4. It might be a little scary Mission: Bravery is the song of victory for all things