Who Put Me in the Purple Robe?

[Thanks to all the lovely readers supporting the original on Jinjiang] [Revised several times] Blurb: Yan Mixi transmigrated. He opened his eyes, and before he could figure out who he had become, what he looked like, where he was, or what era it was, he casually saved the emperor. “Xiao Mengzi, what are you daydreaming about?! His Majesty is asking your name.” The eunuch kneeling beside him whispered, bringing him back to his senses. Xiao Mengzi? I don't know anyone surnamed Meng... Yan Mixi thought. What about Meng Haoran? But what if I've transmigrated to the Tang dynasty? Or the story of Meng Mu moving three times? Wait, Meng Mu wasn't surnamed Meng. “This servant... this servant is called Meng... Sijiu!” Yan Mixi made up a name. The emperor: “What kind of jiu?” “A turtledove. It's a humble name, easy to keep alive!” The emperor said it was interesting. Meng Sijiu is a stunningly beautiful eunuch with red lips and pearly white teeth, a shrewd, dark-hearted opportunist who treats people according to their status. He has his heart set on climbing the ranks, and there is no romance. Little eunuch: “Let us share a bed and blankets, and depend on each other.” Meng Sijiu: “You die.” Young palace maid: “Would you like to become my sworn sister?” Meng Sijiu: “Get lost.” Consort: “Would you come here often and keep me company?” Meng Sijiu: “Your Highness, you must be tired of living.” Young Left Chancellor: “How about we sit knee to knee and have a chat?” Meng Sijiu: “I don't understand.” Bold and spirited general: “Come with me. I'll protect you.” Meng Sijiu: “This servant will pretend he never heard such nonsense.” The emperor: “Come to my bedchamber.” Meng Sijiu: “This lowly body might sully Your Majesty.” A wish-fulfillment power fantasy with a steady rise through the ranks, starring a charismatic male lead with no love interest and a crowd of admirers. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ My next no-romance novel will be "The Mercenary Farm on Baobab Island". Come check it out, everyone! Pao Ye is a big shot. His codename is Pao Ye. The boss of an international mercenary outfit. He absolutely won't work without getting paid, but even if he does get paid, he'll only do the job if he feels like it. ※ A mercenary crew, paid missions, farming and infrastructure development, a charismatic male lead with no love interest and a crowd of admirers [possibly with one-sided crushes]. Recon: “Boss, we've got a job. Target location: Madagascar.” Pao Ye: “A place with a name like that must be crawling with gold. Take it.” Local: “Wibby babba.” Pao Ye: “Where the hell are we?” Pao Ye's father: “Come home and inherit the family business.” Pao Ye: “You might as well put some money in your son's account so he can build a huge mansion.” Client: “I don't need just one. I need a whole group.” Pao Ye: “Can't do it without more money.” Technical adviser: “Boss, we're running low on provisions...” Pao Ye: “Sell the chickens.” Strategist: “Boss, the other side wants to skip out on the final payment.” Pao Ye glanced at his watch and smiled. “They want to skip out on the final payment to a group of mercenaries?” The strategist lowered his eyes in understanding. “Oh... take them out.” The other side surrendered: “We'll pay! We'll pay!! We'll pay!!! We'll pay double!” ※※※ As the boss of a mercenary team, Pao Ye is always studying the ideas of revolutionary war leaders. *Lenin said, “There will be bread, there will be milk, there will be everything.” Pao Ye also said, “There will be breadfruit, there will be milk fruit, there will be everything.” *Charles de Gaulle said, “I am a man who belongs to no one, and to everyone.” Pao Ye also said, “We are a group who belong to no one, and to everyone.” *Churchill said, “When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to chatter.” Pao Ye also said, “When the Madagascar mongooses are silent, the lemurs begin to chatter.” . (Sometimes I post in other genres too. Feel free to browse my profile.) Theme: When there is no demand, create one