In Brazil, I Was Adopted by a Dog

I’m in Brazil, and it’s been... quite a while since I got off the plane. I was daydreaming on the beach today when a dog found me. It thought I was about to jump, so it tackled me and took me home. What’s it like to be raised by a dog? Asking online, and it’s kind of urgent... Second edit A lot of people have been asking, so I’ll update you on what happened. The dog is nice. It’s our first time with a dog raising a person, so we’re still getting the hang of it. Fortunately, the dog is busy and isn’t home all day, but it brings something back every day and even cooks. It’s a whole new experience for me. I’m slowly learning how to get along with the dog :3 Third edit One last update. This will be my final post on this account. Before letting a dog raise you, you should think carefully about your situation. Not everyone is suited to being raised by a dog. It’s so hard to trust yourself the way a dog trusts you, and I can’t understand the dog’s completely unconditional love. I really want to run away. Long story short, I regret it a lot. I guess the dog’s been raising me for two years now, and there have been plenty of happy memories too,, ...I can’t write any more. I’ve been reading all the comments. Thank you for your advice. To everyone who’s insulted me, I’m sending it all right back at you twice as hard. Of course I know I have problems, but I can’t do what I can’t do. I remembered my password today and came back from the dead Thank you, everyone. We’re together now :) (I couldn’t resist coming back to say this: I’m genuinely impressed by the theories in the comments. A dog is just a dog. How could it possibly be a volleyball player? This app is garbage. It won’t even let me delete my own posts. Seriously.) *The main story is in third person. A sensitive bird x a sunny dog. [Sun: Come have a bite of Brazilian bean rice!] Theme: Learn to add and subtract from life, and stay positive