So Noisy! My Friend Gave Me a Zebra Finch

Yanyan is a pearl finch who gets by doing nothing and makes a living being cute. Now he’s facing the first major crisis of his bird life: His owner is about to give him away. Waaah QAQ!!! The black cloth covering the cage was lifted. The round, chubby little bird puffed up all his feathers and immediately looked at the cool, aloof man in front of him. When he heard the man refuse to adopt him, Yanyan bravely stepped forward, desperate to survive, and rubbed against the man’s fingertip. Chirp QVQ Kind sir, please take me in. … Si Jingce woke from a nap to find a friend at his door, delivering him a pearl finch. The man looked at the bird, a soft little puff with no redeeming qualities besides being adorable, and coldly uttered two words: “I’m not keeping it.” Just then, the chubby little bird hopped over and rubbed against his fingertip. Its feathers were soft and fluffy, like a marshmallow warmed in the sun. The bird gazed up at him with sparkling eyes. “Chirp~” A strange voice rang out in Si Jingce’s ears. “Waaah, please take in this homeless little bird! If this keeps up, I’m really going to starve to death on the street! Waaah, ahhh!!!” The voice was clear and sweet, like a stream flowing through the mountains, and utterly delightful to listen to. But it talked too much. It was incredibly noisy. Startled, he pulled his hand away. The little bird leaning against his fingertip lost its support and rolled onto the table. Si Jingce: ? Did playing games give me hallucinations? The next day, a well-known streamer suddenly had a tiny co-host by his side. The pearl finch stood proudly on the man’s shoulder, its round belly plump yet elegant, chirping brightly. The live chat was instantly smitten: “Baby, you’re a soft, fluffy, adorable little cupcake www!!!” And so Yanyan began keeping his owner company during livestreams. When Si Jingce got eliminated right away in a game: The live chat: “This streamer is so bad.” Yanyan squawked: “Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!” What Si Jingce heard was: “My owner isn’t bad at all! Don’t just make stuff up! He’s the best owner, the most amazing owner!” When Si Jingce came face-to-face with a ghost while playing a horror game: The live chat: “Aaaaaah, let the live chat protect you!” Yanyan stretched out a wing to shield Si Jingce. “Chirp chirp chirp!” What Si Jingce heard was: “Don’t be scared, Master! Your little chick will protect you and keep you safe, for a lifetime, forever and ever!” Flattered, Si Jingce let a subtle smile curl the corners of his mouth. The live chat couldn’t take it anymore: “Baby, you’re such a noisy little electronic-music chick QWQ.” … Si Jingce and the little pearl finch got along wonderfully, eating and living together. At first, he couldn’t stand the bird. Now he even let it sleep in his bed. He really couldn’t be a more devoted owner. Then one day, the bird burrowed under his covers and hopped all over him. Si Jingce suddenly felt a weight on top of him. He reached under the covers and pulled out a naked young man. The young man smiled at him. “Wow, I turned into a human!” Si Jingce’s hand trembled as he clutched the blanket. … Oh no, I really have been playing so many games that I’m hallucinating. [Bonus Scene] Yanyan’s former owner, who had repeatedly promised not to disrupt his life, came to take him back. Si Jingce was silent for a moment, then stood up and opened the door. The former owner: “? You’re letting me take the bird back?” Si Jingce glanced at the sleeping young man in the room and expressionlessly pointed outside. “Get lost,” Si Jingce said. “Don’t even think about taking my wife away.” The former owner: ????? [Content Notes] 1. A soft and adorable but noisy chatterbox pearl finch spirit who takes the bottom, paired with a cool on the outside, secretly flirtatious and taciturn gaming streamer who takes the top. 2. One-on-one, no switching or breaking up!! 3. A sweet and fluffy romance. Come enjoy this chubby little bird!!!! 4. The point of view is chosen for the convenience of writing. Readers with strong preferences should proceed with caution. [Synopsis archived: July 28, 2024] Coming Soon: The Emperor Knows He’s a Fox Pairing: beautiful catlike bottom x college student top who’s a hardcore cat lover Shang Jinyan, emperor of Great Yu, was violent, arrogant, and self-important. Under his rule, the dynasty fell into decline and the people suffered terribly. To protect his entire clan, the head of the An family had no choice but to offer the emperor a beauty… As a member of the fox spirit clan, seducing people should have been a piece of cake. But somehow, they picked An Zhishu, a clueless fox. With no other choice, An Zhishu clutched the secret manual his senior had given him and entered the harem under everyone’s worried gaze… He’d planned for everything, but never expected this tyrant to have no interest in beauties! An Zhishu tried sneaking into the tyrant’s bed in the middle of the night, only to be kicked out. An Zhishu dressed provocatively and tried to seduce him, only for the tyrant to wrap him up tightly in a blanket. How depressing… An Zhishu sprawled in the imperial garden like a round fox-shaped pancake, munching on flowers from the ground with a baffled expression. Could Shang Jinyan be… impotent? As he pondered this, a pair of large hands suddenly scooped up the little fox. An Zhishu looked up to see the usually ruthless tyrant vigorously rubbing his soft fur, then burying his face in it and taking a deep whiff. “Fox, fox, what an adorable fox! Let me sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff!” The little fox’s eyes grew increasingly bewildered. - When college student Shang Jinyan opened his eyes, he discovered he had transmigrated into a novel as the great villain, a tyrant. He and the wicked consort An Zhishu had conspired to harm loyal officials. Before long, the protagonist couple would rebel and establish a new dynasty. Now, the wicked consort had already entered the palace. Shang Jinyan looked at An Zhishu. What a pity. He was straight. He’d keep him comfortably in the harem for now and find a chance to send him home someday. But on the very first night, Shang Jinyan suddenly felt a weight on top of him. He opened his eyes to see a stunning beauty wearing sheer gauze, pale skin showing through, as bewitching as a fox spirit. They stared at each other in silence for a long moment. Shang Jinyan broke the silence first. “…What are you doing?” An Zhishu awkwardly began unfastening his clothes, trembling with fright. “I’m seducing you.” Shang Jinyan: “Huh O.o?” - Under the stunning beauty’s relentless seduction, Shang Jinyan soon found himself unable to resist. A little over half a year later, good news arrived. An Zhishu was pregnant. Shang Jinyan: ? Then came a second piece of good news: his pet, an extremely adorable male red fox, was pregnant too. Shang Jinyan: ?? There was bad news as well. An Zhishu turned into a little red fox and ran off with the baby. Shang Jinyan: Ah!!!! The ministers were horrified. “Your Majesty, the fox spirit is bringing disaster upon the world. We must send troops to capture him at once, or all under heaven will fall into chaos!” The emperor angrily pounded the table. “What’s wrong with foxes?! I’m a tyrant! I like foxes! I know he’s a fox in disguise! If you want to kill someone, kill me, but don’t touch my fox!” Emperor top x fox bottom Shang Jinyan x An Zhishu Theme: Protecting pearl finches is everyone’s responsibility