Hello, everyone. My name is xx. Don't ask why my name isn't showing up. My useless mom, who spends all day coming up with new stories and never finishing them, hasn't picked one for me yet.
For some special reason, after grinding away at my thesis in my college dorm for three days and three nights, I successfully ascended to heaven in a spiral!
When I opened my eyes again, I'd shrunk from my twenties down to sixteen.
Reborn and back, watch me punch the dean, kick the principal, and finally stomp on the Gaokao to get into a top university!
...No, wait. Tsinghua and Peking University are mine for the taking!!
Okay, please take all of the above as my daydreaming. Thank you.
Because I wasn't reborn. I transmigrated.
I transmigrated into a certain game, and even forgot my original name.
So, let me introduce myself again.
Hello, everyone. My name is xxxxx. I died suddenly from staying up all night to finish my thesis, then transmigrated.
I opened and closed my eyes, and went from what was called my college dorm but was really a monkey enclosure to a vacation resort. For some inexplicable reason, a strand of hair was sticking straight up from my head, defying gravity.
The resort had lovely weather, beautiful scenery, a gentle breeze, and clear skies!
I don't have to slave over a thesis here, so I absolutely love it!! (shouting)
...Ahem, sorry, I got off topic.
I got bound to a System, and the System told me I'd transmigrated.
Well, I knew it. Someone as universally adored as me, who makes flowers bloom just by looking at them and makes cars blow out their tires, couldn't possibly be left to die by heaven...
What? I transmigrated into Danganronpa?
"..."
Sorry, I take back what I just said. I don't like it here at all. Dear heaven, please let me go back, thank you. (bows elegantly)
What? Because of that strand of hair that suddenly stuck up on my head, I've become the protagonist of this Danganronpa game???
That thing was the protagonist's signature ahoge all along?!! (eyes trembling in shock)
As everyone knows, being the protagonist of Danganronpa means not only solving mysteries, but also socializing, maintaining friendly relationships with your companions, and keeping an eye out for the second male lead, who might trip you up at any moment.
On top of that, my intelligence is basically below zero. If I have to be the main investigator this time, it's a one-way trip to the grave! (shouting)
"..."
Tell me, is it too late to cut off that thing sticking up from my head?
What? If I refuse to be the protagonist of Danganronpa, I'll die?
"..."
One person... no, one System, how can you be so shameless! How can you threaten someone with their life...
Huh? If I keep talking, you won't let me be the protagonist?
"..."
...Good threat!
Being the protagonist is great! I absolutely love solving mysteries!!!
The Danganronpa Protagonist Diary of xxxx.
April 1
I became the Danganronpa protagonist! To stay alive, I'll solve every case with all my heart and work hard at socializing!
April 2
A lovely, sunny day, perfect for slacking off.
April 3
A day with a gentle breeze, perfect for slacking off.
April 4, 12:34 p.m.
Miss Wings dragged me out of bed and forced me outside. That's when I found out someone had died.
April 4, 12:37 p.m.
I have to solve this case properly. First, let's look for clues!
April 4, 12:40 p.m.
So tired. Slacking off.
April 4, 12:43 p.m.
Miss Wings caught me slacking off. Damn it! She dragged me up and made me get to work!
So, I've decided to finish the investigation early, get the class trial over with early, and go back to sleep early. (determined)
April 4, 2:40 p.m.
The class trial has started!
April 4, 2:56 p.m.
Damn it! Second Male Lead! Please stop causing trouble, Second Male Lead!!
Help! The class trial has completely gone off the rails! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! (piercing scream)
Whoever wants this lousy protagonist can have them!
Theme: I hope we can overcome despair.
