Everyone in the Three Realms knows Nezha hates furry creatures. Unfortunately, Bai Tan'er got caught stealing an immortal peach by Nezha. Trembling with her pink-and-white mouse ears twitching, she shook with fear: I'm a little mouse, and I'm about to meet my end!
But Nezha didn't skin her or pull out her tendons. Instead, he tucked her into his arms. From then on, the cold-faced God of War had a little white mouse demon by his side who loved causing trouble.
Bai Tan'er soon discovered that the notorious Third Prince was, in fact, obsessed with fluffy things!
Whenever she did something wrong, she immediately turned back into her original form, rubbed against his fingertips, and looked at him with teary eyes, pretending to be pitiful.
Later, Nezha broke the heavenly laws, and she, his spirit pet, was banished from Heaven. After descending to the mortal realm, she became the master of a cave. As luck would have it, Guanyin chose her to create one of the eighty-one trials for Tang Sanzang on his journey west.
One day, she finally caught Tang Sanzang and thought that if she just waited for Sun Wukong to come rescue him, her mission would be complete.
She didn't get Sun Wukong. She got the Third Prince, blazing with fury.
The Third Prince's eyes burned red. "I heard from the Great Sage that you're going to marry Tang Sanzang."
"I didn't! I swear! I'm innocent!"
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After Nezha returned to Heaven, the gods noticed that many things had changed.
The aloof Third Prince had become a gentle homemaker, cooking up a feast for a little demon.
Watching Nezha cook for her with his hair tied up by the Red Armillary Sash, Bai Tan'er couldn't help saying, "Nezha, your God of War image is ruined, you know that?"
He lowered his eyes. "I know. I only ruin it for you."
[Reader's Guide] The story has plenty of original worldbuilding, and the tone is lighthearted and comedic. Blurb written on April 18, 2025, and revised on June 5.
[Coming Soon, Please Add to Your Collection] The Sparrow's Capture
Meng Lanru traveled a thousand miles to find her betrothed, and finally found him in a temple. He didn't recognize her, so she used every ounce of her strength to beg him to leave the priesthood and honor their engagement. After countless twists and turns, his heart was finally moved.
By day, he was a solemn, dignified monk. By night, he was a sinful creature who followed the path of desire.
He held her beside the Buddhist shrine and chuckled in her ear. "Look, even the Buddha has closed his eyes for us."
Her heart full of joy, she waited for him to honor their promise, so they could live simply together and share a home. Then one day, she accidentally heard someone call him "Your Highness."
Only then did she learn he was a prince imprisoned in the temple, and she was nothing but a sparrow that had wandered into his cage during his lonely years, only to be kicked away once he tired of playing with her.
After discovering the truth, she quietly ran away.
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Murong Xuan was imprisoned in a temple. Once a prince, he was trapped in a tiny space, surrounded by a solitary lamp and ancient Buddha statues, with nothing but desolation in sight.
One day, a young woman burst in, sobbing uncontrollably, and claimed she had been betrothed to him since childhood. He found it ridiculous.
Her eyes were red at the corners from crying, and she looked as wet and helpless as a sparrow trapped in a cage. For some reason, watching her stirred a desire to tease her, so he simply let her stay.
She knew nothing of the truth and thought he was a good man. Day after day, she carefully looked after him. He knew she'd mistaken him for someone else, but never corrected her, and went to her bedchamber every night.
He took the throne as crown prince... and the timid little sparrow ran away.
He hunted for her, turning the earth upside down, yet couldn't find a trace of her. Could a frail young woman really have transformed into a sparrow and flown beyond the ninth heaven?
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His younger sister wanted to marry a general who already had a wife. "He has a wife? Then he can divorce her."
He scolded her sternly. "Don't be absurd. His wife is pregnant."
Then he saw that the general's so-called humble wife was none other than the little sparrow who had flown from his grasp.
His expression darkened inch by inch, until it was cold enough to freeze. "They must divorce. They have to!"
1. The male lead is no good person and has little sense of morality. He chases, she runs, and he takes her by force.
2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. One-on-one pairing, happy ending.
Blurb written October 27, 2024, revised January 2, 2026.
Theme: Strive hard and create a better life.
I really just wanted to see my grandma die and then leave it alone. . .
This chapter seems to have weakened Nezha. It's strange that Nezha chased a little snake demon and escaped. It's also strange that Nezha was knocked down. The God of Killing doesn't rely solely on the strength of weapons. Nezha was written to be weak.
The source is agarwood, right? Hahahahaha
There are too many typos in these chapters.
"Nezha secretly sighed in his heart, learning to be happy can be..." This is a big bug for the author~ xuanle
"Bai Tan'er said to Chang'e: "..."Catch a big bug for the author~ pursue
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Good guy, I thought Nezha had separated out a little Nezha
I want to watch some silly extras, about protecting my wife or something like that [][]
Hahahaha, I guess the monkey brother will find Nezha 🐶 under the princess's skin later.