The Handsome Cannon Fodder Wife of a Wealthy Male Lead

Prepublication title: I Fell in Love with My Ex-Husband, Who Has Skin Hunger, on a Divorce Reality Show!

Wen Can transmigrates into a book, landing in a melodramatic rich-family romance as the male lead's beautiful but dull-witted wife, destined to be cannon fodder.

In the book, she enters a marriage of convenience with the male lead. Though they have no feelings for each other, she keeps throwing herself at him, losing her grip and growing more and more hysterical, until finally he has her thrown into the river to feed the fish.

Wen Can: Now that I've transmigrated into a wealthy family, wouldn't it be better to be an elegant, fabulously rich beauty?

If your husband doesn't love you, you can get a di-vorce!

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Before long, everyone notices the young madam has changed. With her red lips, voluminous waves, and high heels, she's so alluring she makes hearts flutter.

On her first day in the book, the green-tea female rival mocks her for not understanding men and failing to keep her husband wrapped around her finger.

Wen Can: Right, right, you're absolutely right!

She turns around and books out a whole room of male models at a nightclub. After admiring their eight-pack abs, she slaps the receipt down in front of the green tea. "If you don't know, learn. Could you reimburse me, please?"

The green tea is green with envy all night.

On her second day in the book, her rich-family brother-in-law rolls his eyes. "My brother is a noble scion of a financial dynasty, with wealth spread across the country. A country bumpkin like you isn't good enough for him!"

Wen Can: Mm, you're right. I'm not good enough.

Then she turns around, buys out the nightclub, and turns it into a nationwide chain.

"His wealth is spread across the country, so my male-model puppies should be working nationwide too. Seems reasonable, right?"

Her brother-in-law nearly has a heart attack on the spot.

On the third day, her rich father-in-law dies and leaves half his inheritance to her.

The whole family is so jealous they scratch themselves raw.

On the fourth day, the male lead gets kicked out for entering the house left foot first.

With proof of her share of the family inheritance in one hand and counting the zeroes on her bank card with the other, Wen Can says coolly:

"I'm tired of this. Let's get divorced."

"Besides... you don't seem as handsome as everyone said."

Male lead: ?

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Bonus scene

The fight over a hundred-billion-yuan inheritance comes to an end, with Wen Can the biggest winner.

In front of everyone's eyes, her husband from the marriage of convenience walks up and gives her all his assets.

The whole room erupts in shock.

He pays them no mind, wrapping an arm around her slender waist with his long, bony fingers. "You've won so much. Can I have a little reward?"

"Maybe take in your now-penniless husband?"

Falling in Love with My Ex-Husband, Who Has Skin Hunger, on a Divorce Reality Show

For over twenty years, Su Yu never knew that Huo Yingwei hid a secret beneath his cold exterior: he had skin hunger. She only found out in her previous life, just before she died.

He longed for her desperately and could go mad from a single touch, yet he always acted indifferent, as if he couldn't care less.

Unfortunately, she found out too late.

Reborn into a new life, she opens her eyes on the day she is supposed to sign the divorce papers.

This time, she tears up the agreement instead and gives him a playful glance. "We can get divorced, but first, come on a reality show with me."

The whole internet erupts: The man at the very top of Jiangcheng's social pyramid on a divorce show? This year's most dramatic spectacle is guaranteed!

Only Huo Yingwei digs his fingertips into his palm, his Adam's apple bobbing. "...Okay."

But once the show begins, netizens quickly realize something is off about him:

By day, he's a cold, chaste CEO, keeping three meters away from his wife on the show.

Late at night, his skin hunger flares up, and he kneels in the bathroom, taking cold showers and frantically reciting calming mantras.

On the surface: "Once we sign the agreement, we're even."

In reality: Her fingertips brush the contract, and his Adam's apple bobs as he crushes his fountain pen.

Show challenges:

1. Production team: Please share a bed for one hour.

He quickly backs away. "I'll sleep on the floor."

She pulls down the covers, baring her shoulder. "Afraid I'll eat you?"

Comments: President Huo just rushed into the bathroom in the middle of the night to take his fourth cold shower.

2. Production team: Ride a horse together, pressed close for two kilometers.

She sits astride his waist, her fingertips tracing his abs. "President Huo, you've been working out."

His ears turn scarlet. "...Get off."

The comments explode: Get off, my ass! The veins on your hand are bulging from how tightly you're holding her waist!

3. The ultimate truth-or-dare

Host: What are the chances you'll get back together?

He answers coldly: "Zero percent."

She smiles. "What a coincidence. Same here."

That night, he is caught pinning her against a wall, his voice hoarse. "You taught me that zero percent... How should I punish you for lying?"

The comments wail: Where's the civil affairs bureau? Lock these two stubborn champions together!

Theme: Be independent and self-reliant