[Synopsis]
A Level 5 esper from Academy City wants to kill someone.
He dies and comes back to life. When he opens his eyes, he's in a new world, his ability has dropped to Level 1, and some idiotic System claims it has entered into a magical contract with him.
He's wearing an incredibly tacky black suit, standing on the ground floor of a skyscraper alongside a group of identical men in black suits. A golden furball that only he can see sits on his shoulder, chattering away.
"Accelerator, Accelerator, our 'Best Employee in the Universe System' is here to help every company nurture outstanding talent."
"Oh."
"And you are the talent I've chosen."
"Oh."
"Our goal is to max out every boss's satisfaction and make every leader feel the love and care of a good employee. To that end, I'll issue missions to help you."
"Not interested. Get lost."
"Waaah, I'm begging you on my knees! Your current boss is really easy to deal with. He's a kind man who's number one in popularity on the forums."
"Go on, then. Who's the unlucky bastard about to get crushed to bits by vector manipulation?"
"Leave it to me! Let me check... Hmm, his name is Dazai Osamu."
[Content warnings]
This version of Accelerator transmigrates while taking a bullet meant for Last Order. The timeline hasn't yet reached the events of the Science Side manga, and his personality is still deranged and hot-tempered.
Also, he has killed a great many Misaka clones in A Certain Magical Index. He is not a good person. This story will show his warm side, but it will not whitewash that part of his past.
The male lead's abilities are restricted, and at first he only has Level 1 powers. But just because he's gotten weaker doesn't mean everyone else has gotten stronger. It won't stop him from running his mouth every day.
He'll change bosses, and he'll rotate through nearly all the bosses in the Port Mafia. (So miserable. Is anything worse than getting transferred?)
Theme: Blow up the Earth with one kick!!!!