Pre-release: The Hehuan Palace Disciple Ran Away Pregnant. Synopsis at the very end~
Synopsis:
Liu He had been dating his online boyfriend for a year. His boyfriend was busy and could only call at night so they could hear each other's voices.
When Liu He lent half of his living expenses for the month to help a friend out of a bind, the money he had left wouldn't last until the end of the month. He borrowed a few hundred from his online boyfriend, promising to pay him back next month.
Instead, his boyfriend set up a shared payment account for him.
As soon as Liu He got his living expenses the next month, he paid back the money he'd borrowed. When he went shopping, he forgot that the shared payment account was set as his default payment method.
[187 Boyfriend: Lace, maid outfit, cat ears. Three pieces of clothing for just over a hundred. At that price, can the quality really be any good?]
[187 Boyfriend: Who are you planning to wear those for?]
[fon: !!]
[fon: How did you know?]
[187 Boyfriend: You used the shared payment account :)]
Later, his boyfriend got busier and busier. He wouldn't reply to messages or answer calls, and Liu He suspected he'd fallen for someone else.
His friend gave him a tip: "Didn't he set up that shared payment account for you? Buy some toys and see how he reacts."
Liu He: ?!
His friend's idea was devious, but it worked.
Liu He used the toys he'd bought on a whim to provoke his boyfriend on himself, and wound up unable to get out of bed. He had to take several days off work.
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Yun Jingqiu is the youngest Best Actor. Whenever reporters ask about his love life, he always says, "I already have someone. I have to be responsible to him, and I would never fool around behind his back."
He also says, "My partner and I are very close. He's adorable, and he's my favorite person."
And he says, "When I was in the most danger, he saved me. He didn't look down on me for being weak, and he always supported me. That's how I got where I am today."
Everyone is moved by their love story and wants to know who the partner Yun Jingqiu protects so carefully is.
No one could have guessed that the person he talks about is his online boyfriend. The dangerous situation he mentioned in interviews was being surrounded by enemies in a game, and his online boyfriend came to his rescue and wiped them all out.
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Bonus Scene
Liu He: "My partner's birthday is April 19. Since 419 sounds like 'for one night' in English, would it be too obvious if I changed my WeChat name to fon?"
Friend: "Are you trying to get a job at the intelligence agency?"
Reading Guide:
1. Sweet story about two hopeless romantics.
2. The entertainment-industry setting has nothing to do with reality. It's all in service of the main couple's romance.
3. It's a brainless sweet romance. They're both hopeless romantics, so why worry about logic? orz
4. Just have fun~ If it's not for you, quit while you're ahead.
5. To be added~
Pre-release: The Hehuan Palace Disciple Ran Away Pregnant
Song Li'an is a disciple of Hehuan Palace. He has been there for several centuries and still has no partner.
He knows he has high standards. He doesn't like sword cultivators, who are obsessed with their swords; medicine cultivators, who reek of pungent herbs; beast tamers, with their brutish ways; or the sanctimonious manner of Daoist and Buddhist cultivators...
The cultivators who pursue him are interested only in his looks and Hehuan Palace's cultivation arts. Not one of them truly loves him.
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Unable to find a partner, Song Li'an decides to go out and gain experience. When he meets a demonic cultivator who suits him in every way, he feels his trip has been well worth it.
The demonic cultivator asks, "Li'an, you have so many suitors. Why choose me?"
Song Li'an gives him a sidelong glance with his phoenix eyes. "Are you afraid?"
The demonic cultivator scoffs. "Why would I be afraid of them? A little trick should keep them out of your sight for a while."
Song Li'an finds out later that the demonic cultivator put laxatives in their food.
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Hehuan Palace's cultivation arts are mysterious and affect each practitioner differently. But it isn't until he gets pregnant with the demonic cultivator's child that he realizes something is terribly wrong.
His master never told him he could get pregnant!?
He ran away while pregnant.
The demonic cultivator is beside himself with rage and rushes to Hehuan Palace. Grabbing his hand, he weeps, "How could you leave me? You ran off carrying my child, you heartless man!"
Fellow disciples of Hehuan Palace: A child? Prepare the wedding ceremony at once!
The sect's thousand-year-old bachelor is finally getting married! This is a joyous occasion for all of Hehuan Palace!
Reading Guide:
1. The seme is at the peak of combat strength, and the uke is a great beauty.
2. Pregnancy and childbirth! Pregnancy and childbirth! Pregnancy and childbirth!
3. To be added.
Theme: Strive tirelessly
Let's just say, it's been planned for a long time [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head]
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
At first I thought Xu Yi did it on purpose, but it turned out he was really sleepwalking [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
The cold-hearted and scheming academic tyrant and his idiot straight sweetheart
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
", We two" gave the author a big worm~ Would it be better for the two of us?
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
The small bench has been moved, sit back and wait [Come on]
The young couple shows pure affection [dog head] [dog head]