A Little Zombie's Dream Guide

Coming soon: After I Accidentally Used My Online Boyfriend's Intimate Payment, and The Cat Hotel Blurb: 44 is an advanced zombie, living in a city of advanced zombies. He brought a human back to Zombie City, and this human was a powerful ability user. * The human was obedient and well-behaved, and good-looking too. Taking him out for a stroll made 44 feel very proud. But why were other zombies eyeing his human? “You can't control a human this powerful. Why not hand him over to me?” 44: “No! I won this human over with my own personal charm!” * The human had a lot of secrets. He could bring fresh food and clean water, making him a treasure of a human. 44 wasn't interested in his secrets, until the human collapsed into his arms, on the verge of death, while zombies kept pouring in, trying to kill him. 44 got angry and fled with the human (to start their own place). Fang Qiu smiled. “Xiao Si, do you want to elope with me?” 44: ??? Humans really are so strange. * The teammates who'd been hidden in Fang Qiu's spatial storage for ages finally got to see their captain. They excitedly surrounded him, all talking at once. “Captain, are we back at base?” Fang Qiu: “No.” Teammates: “Then where are we?” Fang Qiu: “Zombie City.” Teammates: ??? Reading guide: 1. The shou is a zombie at first, but later becomes human. 2. While the shou is a zombie, his brain is affected, so some of his actions may not make sense. 3. No unsolicited writing advice, please. Don't break up or reverse the CP. After I Accidentally Used My Online Boyfriend's Intimate Payment Liu He had been dating his online boyfriend for a year. His boyfriend was busy and could only call at night, so Liu He could hear his voice. To help a friend out in an emergency, Liu He lent him half of his living expenses for the month. The money he had left wouldn't last until month's end, so he borrowed a few hundred from his online boyfriend, promising to pay him back the next month. But his boyfriend set him up with an intimate payment account. As soon as Liu He got his living expenses the next month, he repaid the loan. When shopping, he forgot that intimate payment was still his default payment method. [187 Boyfriend: Lace, a maid outfit, and cat ears. All three outfits cost just over a hundred. Can something that cheap be any good?] [187 Boyfriend: Who are you planning to wear these for?] [fon: !!] [fon: How did you know?] [187 Boyfriend: You used my intimate payment account :)] Later, his boyfriend got busier and busier. He didn't reply to messages or answer calls, and Liu He began to suspect he'd fallen for someone else. A friend gave him a tip: “Didn't he set you up with an intimate payment account? Buy some toys and see how he reacts.” Liu He: ?! His friend's idea was downright devious, but it worked. The toys he'd bought on a whim to provoke his boyfriend ended up being used on himself. Liu He couldn't even get out of bed and had to take several days off. * Yun Jingqiu is the youngest Best Actor. Whenever reporters ask him about his love life, he always says, “I already have someone. I have to be responsible to him, and I'll never fool around behind his back.” He also says, “We're very close. He's adorable, and he's the person I love most.” He even says, “When I was in the most danger, he saved me. He didn't look down on me for being weak, and he always supported me. That's how I got where I am today.” Everyone is moved by their fairytale romance and wants to know who Yun Jingqiu's well-protected partner is. Nobody could have guessed that the person he talks about is his online boyfriend. The dangerous situation he mentioned in an interview was being surrounded by enemies in a game, and his online boyfriend stepped up and wiped them all out. * Little bonus scene Liu He: “My boyfriend's birthday is April 19. In English, 419 sounds like ‘for one night.’ Would it be too obvious if I changed my WeChat name to fon?” Friend: “Are you trying to get a job at the intelligence agency?” The Cat Hotel Wen Zhili is a cat demon. He's gentle, clingy, and loves to act cute. (Not really.) Wen Zhili is a tabby cat demon. He's bad-tempered, rebellious, and incredibly stubborn. After taking human form, he was assigned by the Monster Administration to work at the Cat Hotel. Before he arrived, the Cat Hotel had a rating of only 2.2 stars. [There are no cats at the Cat Hotel. One star.] [I was tricked by the name. Not a single cat, but there is a snake. I almost died of fright. I heard it got this name because the owner likes cats.] [The place is clean, but the food is awful and the staff have terrible tempers.] [The Cat Hotel is amazing! The service is great! Five stars! Come visit the Cat Hotel!] (Obviously a review from an employee.) * After Wen Zhili joined the Cat Hotel, its rating shot straight up. [The owner is so handsome! The staff are gorgeous! Such great personalities!] [I don't know where the chef trained, but the food is delicious! Here's a suggestion for the owner: open a restaurant!] [I heard there's a stray cat here that they keep as a pet, and you can pet it. Is that true?] [That handsome guy with the wolf cut is so cool. Why do the cats like him so much?] * The Cat Hotel was thriving, and its greatest contributor was dating the owner. Wen Zhili casually toyed with the dragon scale hanging around his neck and scoffed. “I heard dragons have two. I've got spikes too!” “How about a sword fight? Whoever wins gets to top.” “Fine. No begging for mercy,” came the low reply. Theme: Love life and never give up