[Third-person narration, paragraph comments are open]
You are a sign-in System, and now your name is Kurozawa Jin.
After tens of thousands of years of effort, you finally redeem a human body and become a 1.9-meter-tall, handsome mixed-race man.
Good news: You're rich!
Even better news: You're Batman!
Hahahahaha, bet you didn't expect that: you're Batman!
1.
Tokyo is just a knockoff Gotham. You can match every place to somewhere in Gotham, and no one can fool your keen eyes!
Scotland, with black hair and blue eyes? That's adopted son Tim!
Rye, with black hair and green eyes? You know this one even better: biological son Damian!
Blond hair and dark skin? Your gender-swapped daughter, Stephanie!
Vodka? No, he's Alfred the Butler!
It all fits! It all fits, hahahaha!
And you are Batman!
You are Batman!
2.
You discover that you're an assassin.
Good heavens, Batman in this world is an assassin!
And all your kids are assassins, too!
Seriously, you're horrified.
3.
Scotland has gone rogue. Oh my god, he's such a good boy!
You decide to let him go.
Just then, an awareness takes over your body. The Main System comes online and says that he is the original owner of this body, Gin.
You stare in shock and ask, “Batman is back!?”
The awareness calling itself Gin sneers. “Idiot! You let that rat Scotland get away. I'll make you watch me kill him.”
Oh! Your first thought is: We're screwed!
This Gin is the Batman Who Laughs!
4.
People in the Organization gossip behind Gin's back, saying he's practically become a lunatic and is even more unpredictable than before.
The victims gather around a table to share their troubles.
“Gin insists on calling those two cops from the Bomb Disposal Unit his fathers, and makes me call the cops Grandpa!”
“Gin insults people while gaming, leaves them my phone number, and links his account to my real-name ID. Now the police are after me!”
“Gin keeps telling everyone I'm his biological son, says the FBI is the League of Assassins, and asks when I'm going back to the FBI to visit...”
Vodka protests, “Big Brother is normal sometimes! He's doing all this for the Organization!”
Note: The overall style is goofy and absurd. Apologies for the out-of-character behavior.
The love interest will become independent around the middle of the story. There'll be some beautiful-tragic angst and fake-out deaths.
Next upcoming story: [Western Crossover] Can a Weirdo Be a Batkid?
You're a bona fide lunatic.
You look down on people, have no shame, and are a snob. Loving your job is your best quality. Anyone who gets in your way at work is your enemy!
At your graduation ceremony, you could passionately recite “I Love Working!”
You love Gotham with all your heart!
1.
This life, you're grateful to have been adopted by the billionaire Wayne family.
If you had to choose someone to sleep with for free, you'd be overwhelmingly grateful to pick your father, Bruce Wayne, first, then your civil-servant big brother Dick Grayson, followed by your strong and mighty second brother Jason Todd.
As for your third brother, Tim Drake...
Hmph! He keeps provoking you and stealing your work.
You won't do it for free. He'd have to pay even if he begged you to sleep with him!
You know you're not good enough yet. You've spent years scrambling around in the dark, and true excellence means grabbing every resource and keeping it in your hands!
Sleeping with a group is even better for unleashing your potential!
You're so disappointed that when you tried to make it happen, your father kicked you out of his room, your eldest brother had a talk with you, your second brother gave you a dressing-down, and your third brother mocked you.
You're not picky. You'd be fine with someone sleeping with you, too!
The Wayne family is behind the times because they don't have a forced-sex rule!
2.
To make more money, you decide to visit the hospital every week to sell sperm, but your father soon finds out and scolds you.
Gotham Hospital is one of the Wayne family's businesses.
You have no choice but to swallow your pride and sneak into a back-alley black-market shop to sell sperm.
If sperm weren't worth money, and if your father and your three older brothers weren't so strongly opposed, you would have gotten sterilized long ago.
Organs that get in the way of work efficiency should be removed!
That way, you could keep your hormones at the level best suited for working!
You were going to make a shocking debut across all of Gotham with a paper titled “The Necessity of Removing Reproductive Organs to Maintain Work Efficiency”!
Your father stopped you before you could publish it and destroyed the manuscript.
The people of Gotham were doomed to lose again.
3.
You smash the black-market shop in Crime Alley from top to bottom.
How dare they cheat you out of your precious sperm!
“Pay up! Pay up!”
The boss and his lackeys are beaten until they beg for mercy on the ground.
Beaming, you collect your cash and leave, calling over your shoulder, “Bye-bye! See you next time!”
Later, you hear that the boss behind all this is the Red Hood.
The Red Hood is the boss of Crime Alley.
You smile faintly. That Red Hood is shameless. His men took your sperm and didn't even pay you!
You know they don't take sperm.
But you want to sell it anyway. What's wrong with that?
4.
Someone reports you for selling sperm at the black-market shop.
Your father finds out and gets furious. He summons you to his study alone and asks why you did it.
What he says doesn't matter. It goes in one ear and out the other.
All you remember is how handsome your father is. You want to cuddle and hug him, and you want him to ravish you as he pleases!
After you boldly express what you want, he gives you a thorough scolding.
You're ordered to stay home and reflect for three months.
You want to find another way to make money by livestreaming, but it doesn't work. Your internet gets cut off.
Sigh! Gotham! Sigh! The Waynes!
Sigh! Father!
Do you know whose love you're rejecting!?
You miss your freedom.
You want to leave this unfree world!
Theme: I don't want to be a wage slave.
I can't do it anymore. I feel like I've been jumping between "Wow, it's so interesting and beautiful" and "Help, I'm going to be beaten to death." 🙏
In this way, gin's reputation will never return to its former glory 🐶
Oh no, the last chapter was updated in February [Heartbroken]
Waiting and waiting but no update 😭
Is there a fixed update time?
It's so funny, it's so fun to write [pink heart]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Happy New Year! Everything right away! All the best 🎆
Happy New Year's Eve, good copy now
Congratulations on Kaiwen! Looking forward to the update [Spread Flowers]