You are a complete lunatic.
You look down on people, have no shame, are a snob, and love going to work. Anyone who gets in the way of your job is your enemy!
At your graduation ceremony, you can passionately recite "I Love Going to Work!"
You love Gotham from the bottom of your heart!
1.
In this life, you are grateful to have been adopted by the richest family in the world, the Waynes.
If you had to choose someone to sleep with for free, you'd gratefully pick your father, Bruce Wayne, first, then your civil servant big brother Dick Grayson, followed by your strong and mighty second brother Jason Todd.
As for your third brother, Tim Drake...
Hmph! He keeps provoking you and stealing your work.
You won't sleep with him for free. He'd have to pay even if he got down on his knees and begged!
You know you still aren't good enough. After years of struggling through the darkness, you've learned that true excellence means keeping every resource in the palm of your hand!
Sleeping with several people at once is even better for unleashing your potential!
What a shame that when you tried to do it, your father kicked you out of his room, your eldest brother had a talk with you, your second brother taught you a lesson, and your third brother made snide remarks.
You're not picky. You'd be fine with being the one who gets slept with, too!
The Wayne family is behind the times because they don't have a rule about forcing people to sleep with you!
2.
To earn more money, you decide to sell your sperm at a hospital every week. But your father soon finds out and reprimands you.
Gotham Hospital is one of the Wayne family's businesses.
With no other choice, you swallow your pride and sneak into a back-alley operation in Crime Alley to sell your sperm.
If sperm weren't worth money, and if your father and brothers hadn't all strongly objected, you'd have already gotten sterilized.
Any organ that gets in the way of work efficiency should be removed!
That's how you keep your hormones at the perfect level for going to work!
You were all set to shock Gotham with the release of your paper: "On the Necessity of Removing Reproductive Organs to Maintain Work Efficiency"!
Your father stopped you before it could be published and destroyed the original manuscript.
The people of Gotham have once again been denied their due.
3.
You smash the back-alley operation in Crime Alley from top to bottom.
How dare they cheat you out of your precious sperm!
"Pay up! Pay up!"
The boss and his thugs are beaten until they're begging on the ground.
You beam as you collect your cash and leave, calling back, "Bye! See you next time!"
Later, you hear that the boss behind the operation was the Red Hood.
The Red Hood is the big shot in Crime Alley.
You smile faintly. That Red Hood is shameless. His men took your sperm and didn't even pay you!
You know they don't buy sperm.
But you want to sell it anyway. Is that not allowed?
4.
Someone reports you for selling sperm at the back-alley operation.
Your father finds out and gets furious. He calls you into his study alone and asks why you did it.
What he said doesn't matter. It went in one ear and out the other.
All you remember is how handsome your father was. You want to snuggle up to him and hug him, and have him ravish you to his heart's content!
After you boldly tell him what you want, he gives you a thorough scolding.
You are ordered to stay in your room and reflect for three months.
You want to find another way to make money, so you try livestreaming, but it doesn't work. Your internet access gets cut off.
Sigh! Gotham! Sigh! The Waynes!
Sigh! Father!
Do you know whose love you're turning down?
You miss being free.
You want to leave this unfree world!
Theme: Life isn't only about making money and working
