My Wife's Tongue Has Barbs

Cat tease x devoted simp

After that night, they had a kitten.

To Shan Hua, Song Miao was a beast in human clothing, especially in spring and autumn.

Polite and refined in public, he did everything imaginable in private.

The internet says you can get a neutering procedure at Vivian Hospital. Let's book one for Song Miao, too.

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"They say men always cheat, but I don't think Song Miao would."

Until one day, I smelled a scent on Song Miao that wasn't mine...

I was furious and decided to murder him!

I'd scatter broken glass on his white slippers, make him drink a huge glass of grape juice even though he's allergic to grapes, and swap his breakfast soy milk for a chocolate espresso that would send his heart racing.

They say the modern population has eight men for every woman, so each woman can have about eight male spouses. That means if Song Miao dies, I'll have eight new husbands and inherit his estate, too.

Sounds good. That's what I'll do.

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Something strange happened at the law firm recently: the usually decisive, work-first Attorney Song started bringing a cat to work.

Since then, the firm has had a new rule: Remember to close the door behind you.

One moment he's scolding an intern until she cries, the next he's cooing at the cat: "Huahua~ Are you hungry? I'll open some freeze-dried treats for you."

When it comes to Shan Hua, his cat, Song Miao is absolutely possessive and controlling.

"Don't look at anyone else."

"Sit still and meow for me."

He loves her to pieces.

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One day, Song Miao noticed the cat staring out the window.

The kitten was young and naive. It was only natural she'd be tempted by the randy cats outside.

The next day, he took every stray cat in the neighborhood to be neutered.

Any cat that tries to seduce someone else's cat will pay the price!

A few reading tips~

1. The heroine is a cat with human consciousness and a human body. She becomes fully human later on.

2. The setting is fictional, and the story won't be confined to just one possibility.

3. Come join me in a fluffy world ♡♡

Currently serializing: "The Wheat Grows Lush"

Ambitious woman x rising capitalist | A story of growth and redemption | Resilient and unyielding meets gentle and obsessive

In the winter of 2023, Mai Sui's family went bankrupt, and their debts came due. Debt collectors showed up to cause trouble. With her life in shambles and nowhere left to turn, she was pushed into a river.

Zhou Zhixu rescued her. He saved her life and helped her pay off her debts.

With him by her side, spring began in 2024.

That year was a new beginning.

Little Mai Sui swayed in a barren field, but the wind couldn't knock her down, and the rain couldn't snuff her out.

She was a farmer, sowing and tilling the soil. She was fertilizer, nourishing the seed as it grew. She was an ear of wheat, striving ceaselessly to flourish.

On this road through life, some taught her to become a Buddha, while others taught her to do evil.

Only Zhou Zhixu hoped she would be safe and well, year after year.

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Zhou Zhixu was obsessive, the kind of man who made up his mind at first sight.

Over two years, he saw Mai Sui three times and waited for her for four years.

He loved her with restraint, but in the end, he still let Mai Sui run away.

He stood in the vast wheat field, waiting for spring to come, summer for the grain to ripen, autumn for the harvest, winter for the stores to be put away. He waited, but she never came. All he could see was wheat, yet none of it was Mai Sui.

Mai Sui said, "We have all the time in the world."

Zhou Zhixu didn't like that phrase.

"Then I wish us both a long life."

A romance in old age would be fine. A ghost marriage would be fine, too.

As long as you're here.

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* Nine-year age gap

* The story centers on the woman

Theme: Keep staring and I'll eat you up