Rise in Your Coffin and Get Rich, You Dead Husband

A spellcaster who's shaky on the theory x a scheming male corpse

The neighbors envy her for having a gentle, considerate husband, but only Cheng Qing knows how hard this corpse is to deal with.

She'd only just received his death notice yesterday, and his belongings were still burning, when he came back again.

Next time, Cheng Qing plans to put a big hole in her husband's head.

Wei Ken has a very round head, like a plump watermelon.

Usually, you stick a knife straight into the middle of a watermelon with all your strength, and split it open so the juice sprays everywhere.

Sounds good.

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Wei Ken was young and healthy, died early, and went to his grave alone.

He thought he was in for a century of loneliness, but Cheng Qing came along and ended his lifelong single streak.

His wife is so beautiful, one glance is enough to make anyone fall for her.

He wants to stay with his wife forever, so in secret he hopes and waits for her to breathe her last.

He's tried all sorts of ways to win her heart.

For example: acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful, acting pitiful.

Pathetic and shameless, but it works.

* Offbeat, absurdist style

* Chinese-style suspense

Theme: I love you to death