[Haikyuu!!] That Guy from Neigenji

Word has it that the student council president of Inarizaki's sister school, Digo, ran off with Inarizaki's volleyball team captain. No one at Inarizaki High was the least bit surprised.

After all, there aren't many people who can say right in front of Kita-san that their robot vacuum is named "Kita Shinsuke No. 1" and still be alive. Right?

Tsukishita Shiro: Don't you think they're just alike? They're both white with black lines. And the key thing is, they're both so small, so diligent and serious, so cute...

Aran: I agree with the first part, but that last sentence is obviously your childhood-friend bias, isn't it!?

Tsukishita: Hmph, you have no taste. Shinsuke is cute in every way. His height is cute, his eyes are cute, his smile is cute (Miya Atsumu: Has Kita-san ever smiled? Miya Osamu: Maybe?), his handwriting is cute, the way he eats is cute, the way he looks asleep is cute (Suna: Hold on), and when he washes

Aran: Somebody control him! I'm calling the police!

Kita: Sorry for causing you trouble. Here's the milk tea you ordered.

Tsukishita: And especially how cute he is when he feeds me! Slurp~

Kita: Mm.

Tsukishita: Hey, aren't you going to deny it?

Kita: I'm waiting for you to finish.

Tsukishita: If you want to hear me that much, you're making me embarrassed.

Aran: You're only embarrassed now!?

Kita: We're leaving now.

Tsukishita: I'm taking your captain with me. Bye~

End of the chapter! I'm never writing a match again!

Maybe Kita is the team captain? (Haven't decided.)

P.S. This Tsukishita Shiro is from an alternate past timeline of the one paired with Miya Osamu. Their personalities and heights are very different (I'm picking on Shiro again, haha), so you can think of them as two separate people.

Theme: How did you know I pulled Kita as captain in my first draw, so I couldn't resist starting this story?