JOJO | The Assassination Squad That's Always Broke

1. The entire assassination team survives. The split-off group’s fate is undecided, but they might get saved too.

2. Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild transmigrates into the world of JoJo.

3. Link can talk, but his Italian isn’t very good, so he doesn’t speak much.

P.S. The captain is fluent in Link language.

4. Link has a Stand.

5. There might be a pairing. Honestly, I just want to see Risotto raising a kid and write about the assassination team’s daily life.

The pairing will be chosen from Risotto/Melone/Giorno/Iggy, depending on how the story develops. There might also be no pairing.

If I finish the third part by the end of the first run, I’ll start a second run and write the third part. I want to save Iggy QAQ.

6. Please, no nitpickers!!!

[Me, Link, have a dream: to eat my way around the world. I’ve gnawed on Ghiaccio’s ice, grilled Prosciutto’s calamari, boiled Risotto’s Metallica, and stir-fried Pesci’s turnip leaves. They were all right, but I don’t want to eat them again.]

Link: ...Ah!

[I'm too broke to eat at a restaurant, so I need to go up the mountain and hunt something wild.]

Link (looking somewhere): ...

[I still owe them for the strawberry cake. Should I bring them some food tonight?]

[Are there strawberry-flavored octopuses in the sea?]

[Can you hunt in a zoo?]

Link (confused): Hm?

[Pesci won’t starve to death, will he?]

Link (breaking into a cold sweat): Pesci.

[Prosciutto has probably forgotten Pesci saying I was his illegitimate son, right?]

[I-I’d better buy some milk before going back. Milk is buy two, get one free today!]

Each chapter is 500 characters. Update schedule unknown.

Theme: So hungry I had to make my own food