Bian Zhu read a novel about an overbearing CEO chasing his wife after treating her terribly, and complained in the comments that the author had botched the ending.
Bian Zhu: You turned the aloof top into a total scumbag, tortured my Xiao Heng within an inch of his life, then killed him off at the end. Author, you’d better watch out for the knives coming your way!!
Author replied: If you think you can do better, write it yourself!
Bian Zhu: Fine, I will!
The moment he hit send, Bian Zhu transmigrated into the novel.
Just as he was gloating over whether he’d be the top or the bottom, the CEO came home and called out to him, "Tie Zhu, come here."
Huh? Tie Zhu? The butler, Zhang Tiezhu?
The very butler who worked himself to the bone for the CEO and ended up taking the fall for him, only to die in his place?!
If Bian Zhu couldn’t survive, he wasn’t about to make life easy for the CEO. He went off the rails in front of him every day, and whenever the CEO threatened him, he’d immediately say, "Then kill me!"
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Song Quheng was reborn.
In his previous life, Gu Yeliang had bullied and humiliated him. His family had been framed and imprisoned, and his estate had been seized. Unable to fight back, he could only play the naive sweetheart and scrape by.
Given another life, the invisible shackles around him were gone. He was determined to make Gu Yeliang experience a fate worse than death.
Whenever he was about to carry out his revenge, the CEO’s butler would step in to protect him and help him get even.
Gu Yeliang shoved him onto the sofa, so the butler, Tiezhu, deliberately splashed hot water on Gu Yeliang.
Before Gu Yeliang could even react, Tiezhu flew into a rage first. "Can’t you see I’m carrying tea? Why’d you stick your feet so far out?"
Gu Yeliang brought home his moonlight, deliberately trying to make him jealous. Song Quheng pretended to cry, but Tiezhu suddenly pulled him into his arms.
Tiezhu said, "There, there, sweetheart. That scumbag isn’t worth crying over. Wait here while I go deal with them!"
Tiezhu splashed a glass of cold water on the bed. The next day, when the housekeeper came to change the sheets, he loudly mocked the CEO and his moonlight for wetting the bed.
Song Quheng thought to himself: Tiezhu loves me so much. I’m going to take back my estate and marry him!
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One day, Bian Zhu crossed the CEO’s bottom line. He was seized and about to be thrown into the sea as fish food.
He trembled with fear. When he came to, he was lying in an unfamiliar room.
Song Quheng kissed him on the cheek. "I’m richer than Gu Yeliang. Come be my butler."
[Bian Zhu x Song Quheng]
[Workaholic bottom who picks fights with the whole world and lives to court death x top who’s sometimes a sweetheart and sometimes a complete psycho]
[Reader’s Guide]
1. The original bottom becomes the top, and the naive sweetheart turns into a scheming black lotus.
2. The top is actually older than the bottom, but after being reborn, he is one year younger.
3. Song Quheng is no pushover. He’s even more of an overbearing CEO than the CEO, and there are no r*pe scenes involving the top.
4. The CEO is the real cannon fodder of this story.
5. Unhinged fiction: if you don’t like something, hit back. Bian Zhu has a very powerful protagonist aura.
Theme: Even a couch potato dreams of turning their luck around