Xia Yao: an utterly ordinary alien scientist who wants to conquer Earth.
His greatest wish lately is to redeem himself on livestream and take down the strongest white-haired man.
It's his first time conquering Earth. Please be kind!
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Is the livestream linked to a bunch of strange places? But the new viewers are so eloquent and talented. He likes them a lot!
With the helpful viewers' support, he drew up a detailed plan.
1. Use anti-satellite weapons to block Earth's surveillance systems.
Easy. He took out his smart mech and did it with one tap.
2. First, secretly deploy high-grade weapons in hidden locations on Earth.
He spent two days burying 29,981 black hole bombs.
3. To make conquering Earth more exciting and attract fans to vote for him, the helpful viewers suggested recruiting a few underlings. Otherwise, it would be too easy and make for a poor viewing experience.
Good point! Let's see the list of underlings the viewers gave him: Port Mafia, the Winery, the Clam, the Strongest. Great, he'll start by conquering the Strongest!
Helpful viewers: Farewell, streamer. Lighting a candle for you.
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The helpful viewers, who thought they'd successfully saved Earth or failed to destroy it, discovered that the livestream had actually started up again?!
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Xia Yao let out a cold laugh and looked down at the strange-haired cult leader from the Time Vessel Association. "I'll give you 10 billion. Kill the Six-Eyed Divine Child, take over the Jujutsu Society within a week, and make the heads of the Three Great Families kneel before me."
Comments:
People from Planet K: Lord Xia Yao is the best! We'll always have your back! The last person who dared to defy Lord Xia Yao has weeds ten meters tall growing over his grave!
Six Eyes from Jujutsu High: Suguru! Show him that thing! You know, that thing!
Jujutsu High's healer: How rude. We're acting for the greater good!
Jujutsu High's strange-haired guy: ...I've already booked a plane ticket out of the country. Goodbye.
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After endlessly fighting and losing to the strongest white-haired man, then fighting him again, Xia Yao finally let out a meow and pulled out the bomb detonator!
Helpful livestream viewers: Stop! We'll help you!
Poison Scorpion: To win a man's heart, first win his stomach. Here's a recipe...
Silver Bullet: You need a few tricks to communicate with a specific target. You should...
Port Mafia boss: To eat or to have sex, that is human nature. Wrap yourself up and deliver yourself to the other person's bed. Remember to bring these items...
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With help from the livestream's "reliable" and helpful viewers, Xia Yao successfully pinned the strongest white-haired teacher beneath him!
Satisfied, he checked off a name on his list of underlings and gratefully looked at the livestream. "I owe my smooth progress to Six Eyes! He even has the same name as the teacher!"
Jujutsu High's strange-haired guy: Satoru, seriously, I'm crying...
Six Eyes from Jujutsu High: I didn't do this willingly!!!!
[Content warnings]
An ultra-confident, cosmically beautiful bottom, Xia Yao, and the spicy teacher, the strongest white-haired man.
1. The protagonist is, by design, the most beautiful of the most beautiful of the most beautiful. His beauty is enough to make people dizzy. Ooh!
2. The protagonist is an alien. Aliens have to conquer Earth. It's fate.
3. It crosses over into several different worlds.
4. The alien has no understanding of human emotions at all in the beginning!
Please add my new story to your favorites: COS'ing Aventurine and transmigrating into the Strongest's Useless System
COSplay is a high-risk profession. Just as expected, after Yuan Lingxing COSplayed Aventurine, he transmigrated into the high-risk world of Jujutsu Kaisen!
Thanks for asking. He didn't die on arrival. He became Gojo Satoru's System.
The good news: He has Aventurine's skills and can give himself and his teammates shields.
The bad news: The strength of his shields depends on a dice roll.
Yuan Lingxing stared at the 1 he'd rolled. His silence was deafening.
Gojo Satoru gave the shield a light poke, and it broke. His verdict: "Not as good as Limitless."
Hold on. He may have Aventurine's skills, but he doesn't have Aventurine's luck!!!
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One day, young Gojo Satoru got a System. Just when he thought he had become one of the chosen children, he discovered that the System could only watch shows and play games.
It couldn't even understand differential geometry.
But that's fine. He could only spoil his own System.
Everyone in the Jujutsu Society knew that Yuan Lingxing was Gojo Satoru's childhood friend and sidekick, and his greatest weakness.
They all mocked Yuan Lingxing for being useless. He was especially funny.
Until that day
I come to make my wager. I come to gamble. I come to win.
I turn the wheel of fate, risking everything for a chance at survival.
All for the Amber Lord!
Moral: May the world treat you gently.
Damn, can we finish this article first and indulge in it? Please [crying]
Seriously... Is this the reason why there are only five JJ coins traded? Big! ! ! ! [Crying loudly][Crying loudly][Crying loudly] Don't be obsessed with Sesei yet! ! Let's finish this article first, okay [please]
? ? ? What the author said is true or false, I admire him [hold his fists] [hold his fists] [hold his fists]
Ber? Can what is said in the speech be pronounced? ! Let's finish writing Xia Yao first! It's too bad [bursts into tears] Too much! ! ! (óò?)
The military and police turned to hooking up with each other
This title shocked me. Is it true or false? Did their love grow long [dog head]
How long has it been since there has been an update? Boss, have you counted?
Hahahahaha Although it is a rumor, it is a prophecy [bad laugh]
Damn, can we finish this article first and indulge in it? Please [crying]
Seriously... Is this the reason why there are only five JJ coins traded? Big! ! ! ! [Crying loudly][Crying loudly][Crying loudly] Don't be obsessed with Sesei yet! ! Let's finish this article first, okay [please]
? ? ? What the author said is true or false, I admire him [hold his fists] [hold his fists] [hold his fists]
Ber? Can what is said in the speech be pronounced? ! Let's finish writing Xia Yao first! It's too bad [bursts into tears] Too much! ! ! (óò?)
The military and police turned to hooking up with each other
This title shocked me. Is it true or false? Did their love grow long [dog head]
How long has it been since there has been an update? Boss, have you counted?
Hahahahaha Although it is a rumor, it is a prophecy [bad laugh]
Ohhhhhhhhh——Okay
Why is Da Da so cute? I want to rua