Reborn as Gojo Sensei's Leg Accessory

After transmigrating into a delicate, frail Ragdoll cat that could be pushed over with ease, Bai E finally got an insanely powerful skill after acquiring the trendy accessory known as a System: Cling to Someone's Leg! No matter who it is, once he wraps himself around their leg, they can't refuse him! Huh?? That's a thing? Good news: With the System, he can randomly summon someone powerful to save his life. And who could be better at clinging to someone's leg than a kitten? Bad news: Random really means random! Why can he summon Sukuna and Doma, too? But Bai E is fearless. After all, who could possibly refuse an adorable cat clinging to their leg? Time to open a mystery box and summon! Come on out, my leg-clingers! Cursed Spirit Set: Geto the cult leader and Gojo the teacher ditch the two high school delinquents and take their cat on a wild killing spree! Student Gojo: Geto defected for bananas? Student Geto: Gojo actually became a teacher at Jujutsu High. I knew the jujutsu world couldn't get by without me. Taisho Set: The Demon King Muzan hides in the Infinity Castle, deciding to lie low for a few more centuries and wait out that white-haired guy who suddenly appeared. Teacher Gojo: Muzan, come out and enjoy the sunshine~ The two soba-eaters behind him: Hahahahaha! Make me fall for you, Tanjiro! "Huh?" Tanjiro stares with wide, beady eyes. Aren't we supposed to be fighting Muzan? Yokohama Set: Yokohama is the big stage. Come on in if you've got the guts! There are seven cats of different breeds here. Each one summons a Master, and they begin the Holy Book War to fight for Yokohama's treasure, the Book! Bai E: Wrong channel, guys! Wasn't this supposed to be a heartwarming story?! Black Dazai: It's so lively here~ Teacher Gojo: Huh? Look who I ran into~ Hashirama: Hey! Madara, you're here too? Poor little Yokohama has been through so much... There are currently three worlds. Content warnings: 1. The protagonist is a cat, a cat who traded brains for good looks. He does not turn into a human. 2. There are other cats besides the protagonist~ 3. I wrote this to fulfill a dream. The original story recently crushed me, so I wanted to write a warm, healing story to make that dream come true. Coming soon~~~ "Live-Streaming the Conquest of the Strongest Teacher Gojo" Xia Yao is an utterly ordinary little alien idol who wants to conquer Earth. As a barely known idol, his biggest wish right now is to win over that strongest white-haired guy, so the viewers in his livestream will save him to their favorites. It'd be even better if they sent him a tip~ This is my first time conquering Earth. Please be kind! · Did the livestream link to a bunch of weird places? But these new viewers are so good at talking and so talented. He loves them! With the help of his enthusiastic viewers, he drew up a detailed plan. 1. Use anti-satellite weapons to block Earth's surveillance systems. Easy. He has an intelligent mech, so it's done with one click. 2. First, secretly deploy high-grade weapons in hidden locations on Earth. He spent two days planting 29,981 black hole bombs. 3. To make his conquest of Earth more exciting and draw more fans to vote for him, his enthusiastic viewers suggested recruiting some underlings. Otherwise, it'd be too easy and wouldn't make for good viewing. Good point! Let's see the list of underlings the viewers sent in: Port Mafia / distillery / clams / the strongest. Great, he'll start by conquering the strongest! Enthusiastic viewers: Farewell, streamer. Lighting a candle for you. · The enthusiastic viewers, who thought they'd successfully saved Earth or at least failed to destroy it, discovered that the livestream had started up again?! · Xia Yao sneered and looked down at Geto the cult leader. "I'll give you ten billion. Kill Gojo Satoru, rule the jujutsu world within a week, and make the heads of the Three Great Families kneel before me." Comments: "Krypton" aliens: Lord Xia Yao is the best! We'll always have your back!! The last person who dared to defy Lord Xia Yao has grass ten meters tall growing on his grave already!!! Gojo at Jujutsu High: Geto! Do that thing! The thing! Shoko at Jujutsu High: How rude. We're doing this for the greater good! Geto at Jujutsu High: ...I've booked a flight out of the country. Goodbye. · After an endless cycle of Xia Yao losing to Teacher Gojo, then losing again and trying again, one day he finally let out a meow and burst into tears, pulling out the bomb detonator! Enthusiastic viewers: Stop! We'll help you! The Culinary Killer: The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Here's the recipe... Black Rye Whiskey: Talking to a specific target takes a little finesse. You need to... A certain mafia boss: Food and sex are human nature. Wrap yourself up and deliver yourself to his bed. Remember to bring these accessories... · With help from the livestream's "reliable" enthusiastic viewers, Xia Yao successfully pinned Teacher Gojo beneath him! Satisfied, he checked a box on his underling list, then looked gratefully at the livestream. "I made such great progress thanks to Student Gojo! Even his name is the same as Teacher Gojo's!" Geto at Jujutsu High: Gojo, seriously, I'm crying... Gojo at Jujutsu High: I DIDN'T DO IT WILLINGLY!!!! [Content Warnings] An extremely self-confident, universe-level beauty, Xia Yao, as the bottom, and a spicy Teacher Gojo. 1. The protagonist is the most beautiful, most beautiful, most beautiful person by definition. His beauty makes people dizzy and leaves them going, "Whoo!" 2. The protagonist is an alien. Aliens have to conquer Earth. It's fate. 3. This is a crossover of several worlds. Premise: May the world treat you gently