On the first day after transmigrating, Jiang Yaoyao was bound to a System and became a married woman.
Her husband was so frail he couldn't take care of himself, a consumptive who was always coughing and wheezing.
She, meanwhile, was the villainess who was vain, bullied her husband, did every bad thing imaginable, and started looking for her next man before her husband had even died of his illness.
That way, her consumptive husband could see through worldly concerns, attain enlightenment, and eventually become a prodigy whose name shook the cultivation world.
Naturally, the villainess's fate was to die horribly.
No matter. If she could just finish the story and get home sooner, Jiang Yaoyao steeled herself and decided to bully and exploit her sick husband.
Looking at her husband, who was coughing and wheezing nonstop, Jiang Yaoyao smiled gently. With a delicate yet affectionate manner, she said, "Husband, your medicine is ready. Let me feed it to you."
The next second, the bowl of medicine landed squarely on him, soaking his legs.
She had already braced herself for his resentment, but to her surprise, her consumptive husband gazed at her, his face turning red as he caught his breath and said,
"How about tonight?"
Jiang Yaoyao: ???
Wait, you're already this sick. Why are you thinking about that kind of thing every day?
Jiang Yaoyao diligently played the villainess, bullying her sick husband until his pale face turned bright red, but the main plot never arrived.
Looking at her increasingly gaunt consumptive husband, Jiang Yaoyao realized this couldn't go on.
Where was the promised prodigy? If he didn't practice swordsmanship, how was she supposed to get home?!
At last, after she set things right, the plot got back on track.
But her sick husband said he wanted to take her with him on his cultivation journey. The road to immortality was long, and he didn't feel safe leaving her at home alone.
Jiang Yaoyao knew he must hate her to the bone and wanted to keep her close so he could tear her limb from limb.
Fine. As long as the main plot stayed on track, she could keep playing the villainess and speed up the ending.
Time flew by. Years later, her sick husband was still too frail to take care of himself.
He was also a good-for-nothing in the eyes of everyone in the cultivation world, and still hadn't broken through the Qi Refining stage.
Jiang Yaoyao, who had somehow reached the Golden Core stage without even noticing, was utterly baffled.
You've got to be kidding. You're supposed to be a once-in-a-millennium genius of the cultivation world! How can you be a good-for-nothing?
Her sick husband, covered in the smell of blood and having long since secretly reached the Great Ascension stage, hid his strength and suddenly slumped into her arms, looking like a good-for-nothing.
"Yaoyao, take pity on me. I need your kisses and cuddles to get better."
Jiang Yaoyao was on the verge of a breakdown. Stop copying my lines! And when are you going to finish training and send me home?
[Archived on 2024/06/28]
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