Fortune-Telling, at Five and a Half

Qiao Man was a young Taoist priest at a dilapidated temple on a mountain. One day, his master told him to go down the mountain, then disappeared without a trace. Unable to get by alone on the mountain, Qiao Man packed his things and went down, only to discover that the world below was nothing like his master had described. Skyscrapers rose from the ground, four-wheeled cars filled the streets, planes flew overhead, and everyone had a phone. Qiao Man: Did I transmigrate?! On his first day down the mountain, he met a male celebrity whose career had hit rock bottom and who was about to jump into a river to kill himself. When Qiao Man tried to read his fate, he discovered that they were bound by a deep family connection. Qiao Man: So that means... I'm his dad?! His grown-up son was mired in scandals and hated by the whole internet. Everyone was calling for his head. Five-year-old Qiao Man waved his little hand with authority. Kid, don't panic! Dad's got you! And so... He set down his compass and made calculations with his little hands. Today, he helped a movie queen find the daughter she'd lost years ago. Tomorrow, he discovered a fugitive who had been wanted for murder for years on a film set. Five-year-old Qiao Man and his twenty-five-year-old adopted son calculated their way through the entertainment industry, turned the tables, and became an overnight sensation! PS: He isn't his biological son, and they aren't really father and son. 1. The author has never skipped a fortune-telling lesson. All the occult stuff is made up! 2. This is a light, simple story with no real-life counterparts. Just have fun with it and don't take it too seriously. My completed novels: "The Retired Top-Tier Star Goes Viral Again" and "My Supermarket Connects to Another World" My upcoming no-romance novels: "The Retired Big Shot Debuts in a Boy Band" and "Beasts, University, But the Cub Is Everyone's Darling" My upcoming danmei novels: "After Retiring from the Infinite Game, I Became the Savior"; "I Transmigrated into an Old-School Tragic Romance with My Archenemy"; and "After Reading Minds, I Discovered the CEO Has a Crush on Me" Upcoming novel, please add it to your library "Beasts, University, But the Cub Is Everyone's Darling" Blurb: "Dear Wu Juan, We are delighted to inform you that you have been admitted to Yaoling Comprehensive University. Please arrive on September 1 to complete your enrollment. Your ticket is enclosed, along with... ..." On the morning of his sixth birthday, Wu Juan received a strange university admission letter. With the admission letter in hand, six-year-old Wu Juan left Furball Town, where he had grown up, and went from the countryside to the city. Yaoling Comprehensive University was one of the leading beast-spirit colleges of the day, with an extremely high bar for admission. Every student there was fierce, bloodthirsty, and brutal. Each one was a terrifying beast, with the strongest genes and the most powerful physique. At the start of the new school year, the senior beasts were itching to give the new students a little scare. Then they spotted an unusual student among the strange-looking newcomers. A tiny black kitten, all fluffy and curly, with a meow for a voice and paws bigger than its entire body! Every student shuddered from head to toe So cute! I want to pet it! W-wait! Why is there an elementary school kid here?! Theme: Good and evil always meet their just rewards