Want to Take a Look at the Employment Contract? [Infinite]

"I have a contract here that's completely fair and impartial. Would you be willing to sign it?"

"Welcome~! Care to learn about our emplo~yment contract?"

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I said we're employees, not family. Come on, this is an employment contract. What boss calls an employee Mom?

Sorry, Ms. Mom, I mean... Dearest Mom, there were a lot of people around just now, you know how it is. I'll always be your most obedient daughter! Mom, I love you!

What? I've never been diagnosed with a mental illness! I've never even taken psychiatric medication! And if anyone here is sick, my employees are obviously much worse off, right? Compared to them, I'm super normal.

Huh? Isn't this just a game? If it's a game, then I'm a player. Players can do anything!

By the way, next time I get fired up, could one of my perceptive employees play some BGM for me? I'm a player, after all.

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A higher-dimensional invasion turns the world into a bizarre amusement park.

Those who survive become players. While gaining all kinds of abilities, they are forced to enter amusement parks created by the bizarre entities on a regular basis and play there for × days.

Even if you die in the park, you won't die completely. You'll just lose half your soul and lifespan. When you return from the park, the bizarre entities will grant you a small portion of their power to nourish the soul you've lost. All you have to do is entertain them and survive.

Until one day, a strange rumor starts circulating around the amusement parks:

They say there's a player who gives every bizarre entity a perfect smile and enthusiastically offers them an employment contract.

Whether or not you want to accept, be sure to look like you've thought it through seriously and are answering with complete sincerity. Before you give your answer, open your eyes and carefully count how many bizarre "employees" are standing behind this player.

They look... so friendly.

Theme: Stay positive, love life, work together, and treat one another with kindness.