When Shen Shen decided to leave the melodramatic soap operas behind and move on to video games, he never imagined he was simply leaving one comfort zone for another.
When the "sheep" start arguing, he says, "Stop fighting. I'm not here to break you up. I'm here to join you!"
When the bandaged monster provokes him, he says, "Have you ever considered that after you meet the one you're destined to be with, you'll lose them forever because of how reckless you used to be?"
When the handsome man with long, straight black hair threatens him, he says, "Look, you all have two eyes, one nose, one mouth, and two ears. You're so alike! Haven't you remembered? He's your long-lost child!"
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A Little Shock from City A for Bungo Stray Dogs
Baili Bian comes from City A, a place full of talented people. Men of unknown origins fill the alleys, gloomy boys in white shirts crowd the back gates of schools, tanks and helicopters guard malls and airports, and the roads are thick with the scents of cedar and milk...
When he transmigrates to Yokohama, he sees empty alleys, shops with their doors wide open, and crowds screaming at the sound of gunfire. He knows this is a good place: the citizens are honest and kind, the economy is stable, and the jobs are simple and ordinary.
A stranger arrives in Yokohama. He has never fired a gun, yet he can precisely dodge every bullet. He claims to be an ordinary person, yet he pays no mind to the corpses lying everywhere. He keeps saying safety comes first, yet repeatedly sabotages the Port Mafia's plans. Faced with questions from every direction, he responds with an even bigger question: Isn't this just basic stuff?
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The Distillery Boss Who Keeps Telling the Red Team What's on Her Mind
Transmigration isn't scary, and transmigrating into a Detective Conan world is still manageable. But transmigrating into a Detective Conan world as the boss of a liquor distillery is asking a bit much.
So when the System asks who she is, she answers without hesitation, "Just a passerby." And so she gets the name Ike Luren.
When Ike Luren hears the System say that her inner thoughts will be broadcast to the Red Team at random, her heart finally gives out.
Isn't that as good as handing them her head? Why bother with the whole process? She might as well hang herself at the police station entrance and bring everyone some good luck.
The one piece of good news, if it can even be called that, is that she can draw cards to select a skill from the System each day, though every skill comes with a debuff.
Fine, something is better than nothing. Ike Luren sighs and accepts her fate. She'll take it one day at a time, and her ultimate goal is to spend all her money before she dies.
Theme: Don't regret pointless arguments
Dazai, have you read the books written by Oda Tsukuru so many times that your brain has been damaged...
Is this the power of the Law of Causality? It's so terrifying
Is the name of this superpower called "Third-rate Novel"?
Atsushi Nakajima: Who gave me this name?
My face froze with a smile, I love it so much
It's so cool, I like it very much
"A stand-in must have the duty of a stand-in." It turns out that he actually got a stand-in script. "The Secrets Dazai Osamu and His Three Lovers Have to Tell"
"They won't resist." "Odasaku, Ango, aren't we friends? How come it has developed to this stage now, the pure friendship between us? It's true that I want friends, but I didn't say that I would lose my moral integrity. Help! Why did our friendship suddenly deteriorate?" Leader Dazai said he wanted to dig a hole and get in.
Is this the same death? Hahahahahaha
It made me laugh so hard╯?╰The meme is too dense hahahahahahahaha