Cultivating Under the Heavenly Dao

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[Narcissistic romance]

Blurb:

Bian Yuxun, the undisputed strongest cultivator in the cultivation world, has transmigrated into a book!

He has transmigrated into a silly little story he wrote to pass the time.

He has complicated feelings for the protagonist. He wants to be the original protagonist's... daddy.

So the devoted old dad starts collecting treasures from across the land to shower on his dear son.

A spirit pill, tossed to the protagonist, gets smashed by Bu Chengchen. A secret manual, tossed to the protagonist, gets burned by Bu Chengchen. Fine food, tossed to the protagonist, gets eaten by Bu Chengchen.

Bian Yuxun pats the protagonist's head: I created you, so behave.

Bu Chengchen grips the protagonist by the throat: I destroyed you, so watch yourself.

(The protagonist says nothing. The protagonist closes his eyes. The protagonist: Two living daddies...)

Where exactly did this Bu Chengchen come from? Why does he oppose him at every turn!

Bian Yuxun swears he absolutely never wrote a character like this. Absolutely!

*

Case solved: it turns out Bu Chengchen is his future self. After learning the truth, Bian Yuxun is a little dazed, because without realizing it, his heart has started beating out of control.

What should he do...

Bian Yuxun: Calling on the cultivation sects for help. What do I do if I look in the mirror and realize I've fallen for my own face?

The sects: ...

Bu Chengchen: Give it a try.

After the try (tryst)...

Bian Yuxun: (in tears) If I just chop off my own junk, will I stop having to suffer like this?

Bian Yuxun: (sighing) For the first time in my life, I regret being so virile.

*

The Land of Primordial Unity is where humans, demons, and fiends coexist. At its center stands a spirit peak shrouded in immortal mist, much like the home they once shared. As dawn breaks, Bian Yuxun stares dreamily at the clouds.

Bu Chengchen: I'm curious. Among all the living beings you love, has anyone ever loved you?

Bian Yuxun: I'm curious too. If you don't love all living beings, who else can you love?

They fall silent. It seems the only answer is the person standing before them.

The Great Way has no form. It turns out all the answers lie within "me."

Cultivating immortality is about meeting yourself.

At that moment, golden light descends, ending the old Heavenly Dao's centuries of peaceful rule!

[The gong, Bu Chengchen, is determined to destroy the Heavenly Dao and its chosen son x The shou, Bian Yuxun, believes he is the Heavenly Dao and works hard to raise its chosen son]

[Bian Yuxun + N years = Bu Chengchen; Bu Chengchen - N years = Bian Yuxun]

[Selfcest]

A few notes:

1. Shou POV, 1v1, happy ending.

2. Tentatively updating two days on, one day off. I'll try to post daily when school isn't busy, with extra chapters from time to time.

3. Identity reveal in the middle. Please stick with it through the beginning.

4. I'm still trying out a new approach, so please bear with me if some parts aren't polished. I'll work hard to make every book better than the last!

Cover art thanks to @HanddrawnCoverQiuyuebai

I drew the character cards myself. Thanks to my friends for helping with the coloring.

Come chat with me at @MozhiZhiZhiZhi

Archived 2024/10/23

Latest update 2025/2/8

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Blurb for "School Days with a Teng Snake" (first draft):

One winter afternoon, Teng Yu opened the door and found a ghost.

The ghost floated in the air, dressed in white with a head of white hair.

Before Teng Yu could say a word, the ghost stole his first kiss and even groped his abs.

Teng Yu: ?

Teng Snake: Spit it out.

Teng Yu: ?? Spit what out?

Teng Snake: My treasure.

Teng Yu: ??? Help! Why is there a pervert at school?

Later, he learned that it wasn't a ghost at all, but the teng snake recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

It could ride the clouds and command the wind and rain. More terrifyingly, it insisted on sticking by his side.

Because the snake said its lost treasure had to be on him.

From then on, Teng Yu's life took a sharp turn:

He failed exams, tripped on flat ground, got hit by cars, and always won nothing in prize draws.

Teng Yu: My life was already a little unlucky, but after meeting you, it's gotten especially unlucky, hasn't it?

Teng Snake: I'm a god of good fortune. Your bad luck is because you were born unlucky.

Teng Yu: ...

It was clear his luck was terrible. How else could he have ended up meeting him?

Teng Snake sneers: Don't worry. Once I get my things back, I won't bother you anymore.

Teng Yu adjusts his glasses: Then hurry up. You being around every day is getting in the way of me finding a boyfriend.

Other students keep cats and dogs in their dorms. Under his bed coils a white-scaled snake that can open its eyes and speak.

Other students stay up late writing papers. He stays up late kissing the teng snake and cultivating together.

The snake is cold-blooded, short-tempered, and loves to coil around his neck and tie itself in knots.

He tries to shake it off, but can't. He tries to hide, but can't.

As time goes by, his classmates notice that Teng Yu, who always sat in a corner talking to himself, seems to have become more lively.

But Teng Yu just keeps blushing, lowering his head, and sighing. He really can't get rid of this snake.

[Teng snake gong Chen Wu x college-student shou Teng Yu]

The teng snake is sinister and cunning, able to summon wind and rain and ride the wind.

The college student is a cool guy, a good student who doesn't say much.

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