On being a legendary figure for both Evergrande (?) and Bayern, a Madridista,
A young, top-tier manager, legendary headmaster of the North London Teachers' College, King of the Gunners,
Master of scraps, expert therapist, fashion icon
The legendary life of Melville Lynch:
What do you do if you want to become the best goalkeeper? Easy. Pack your bags, say goodbye to your parents, and go train in Germany.
What do you do if you're stuck as the backup keeper for now? No worries. Opportunity favors the prepared, and the first-choice keeper is bound to have an off day sooner or later.
What do you do if you wake up on match day with a football System installed (coach's back-end version)? Hm... Better look into this carefully. Maybe it could help with goalkeeping, too?
What do you do if you train diligently for over a decade and come back still a backup keeper? Oh well. Gather up your certificates and become a coach. That sounds like a promising career, too.
Today is Day 1 of successfully landing a job at a top club,
but why does this team look like a walking disaster?
To defend his home, Melville began his coaching career by textbook-style sponging off his parents...
At the press conference after winning the sextuple, he said to the reporters below with utmost sincerity:
"As everyone knows, we're a club with very little money, so life will still be tough for Arsenal next season."
"I'll keep it short: first, let's avoid relegation!"
Meanwhile, in Madrid, Real Madrid chairman Florentino sat in front of his computer screen, gritting his teeth.
What kind of Madridista takes every chance to give his beloved club a thorough beating?
What kind of Madridista keeps poaching Real Madrid's midfielders every time he falls in love?
This won't do! I'll revoke his membership right now! Unless, of course, he comes to coach Real Madrid next season. In that case, we'll talk.
Dear Mr. Melville Lynch, your loyal Real Madrid awaits your glorious arrival!
1. The author is learning tactics at a snail's pace. There'll be lots of comedic antics, and many veterans and youngsters will be put through the wringer. OOC is inevitable.
2. Multiple ships.
3. Warning: Mel has several ex-boyfriends.
Theme: Every trade has its own leading light
