The Mistake Every Incubus Makes

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Su Jintang is a gluttonous half-blood little succubus who only dates scummy men.

As a long-lived species, he's had enough ex-husbands to fill several mahjong tables in the Netherworld. His motto in life is: As long as you change men fast enough, there's no sadness, only love!

Recently, his old flame started having an emotional affair, so he happily posted a marriage ad, inviting interested parties to take a number for their chance at love. But... he accidentally posted it in the reject pile.

That day, his social media feed was as lively as a dueling arena.

Good Boy (not looking to raise a dog, pass): Can you make an exception for age and species? [Number taken]

Virgin Professor (too upright, pass): This doesn't seem quite right... [Number taken]

Some Idiot (not a virgin, pass): Only an idiot would take a number for this! [Number taken]

Dead Taoist (sworn enemy, pass): I'll be there to make sure you don't use your succubus tricks on mortals [Number taken]

At midnight

Old Flame (92 days until divorce): Open the door.

Old Flame (92 days until divorce): We need to discuss something.

Old Flame (92 days until divorce): ...

Old Flame (92 days until divorce): Fuck, Su Jintang, open the damn door!!!!

Su Jintang thought about it, changed the contact name to "Old Flame (91 days until divorce)," took a screenshot, and sent it to the bastard outside his door with a single word attached.

"Hehe~"

Theme: A balanced diet needs both spicy and mild dishes.