Is transmigrating really a lucky thing?
Is the System really a golden finger sent from Heaven?
Are the souls of the third world really more noble than the people of the second world?
Zhou Zhou, an unlucky office drone from the 21st century, a transmigrator, says transmigrating is not fun at all, and behind the so-called golden finger lies a huge conspiracy.
In the feudal-era Soul Society, Zhou Zhou watched coldly as her former companions turned their blades against her one after another for the sake of that so-called [censored].
“Zhou Zhou, have you gone mad? You'd kill us for a bunch of second-world paper people!?”
“There's no point talking. Kill her!”
“Kill her!”
At the brink of death from her grievous wounds, Zhou Zhou was thrilled to get a second transmigration.
The good news: The world she landed in this time followed the laws of Heaven. What goes around comes around, and good and evil are rewarded accordingly!
The bad news: Not only had she gone to Hell, but from the start she'd stabbed her future boss in the kidney!
#500 years ago, during the Sengoku period.
Zhou Han, kicked into the living world by her sadistic boss to capture escaped evil spirits, looked delighted. “Miko over there, your spiritual power is so pure. You'd be perfect for a job in my Hell. Why don't you come down there with me?”
The former guardian miko of the Shikon Jewel sensed Zhou Zhou's immense spiritual power and was extremely wary. Who are you?!
The current miko's eyes lit up. “Wow, a messenger from Hell~”
The dog looked clear-eyed and clueless. “What the heck?”
The dog's older brother gripped his sword hilt. “Strong. I want to cut her down!”
#100 years ago, during the Taisho period.
The Demon King pointed at Zhou Zhou, who had been kicked into the living world by her vile boss to learn advanced techniques, and sneered, “You fools, this woman isn't human at all. Who knows how long this old monster has been alive? Hah, why bother pretending!”
The Demon Slayer Corps members were unmoved. “Yeah, right. You expect us to believe a word from a demon?”
Only Zhou Zhou was furious. In the blink of an eye, she drew her sword and charged. “Pah! I was a pure-blooded human when I was alive! You dare lay a hand on my precious cabbage and Hell's employees? I'll cut you to pieces!”
The Demon Slayer Corps members froze. “Huh? Wait, what do you mean, when you were alive? What Hell?”
#21st century, Shibuya, Tokyo.
After being forced to work overtime for a hundred years because of those man-eating demons, Zhou Zhou finally shook off her unscrupulous boss and raced excitedly toward modern society.
But because she had a sweet tooth, a beautiful “white kitty” latched onto her.
The beautiful “white kitty”: “Hey, hey, you're not human, are you?”
The handsome “fox”: “Satoru, that's rude. Sorry about that, miss. May I ask what kind of monster you are?”
Zhou Zhou smiled. You two are both rude! Can't I just be a person???
As everyone knows, the First Assistant to the King of Hell is a workaholic who has been single for ten thousand years.
Until... one of his female subordinates kept bringing him souvenirs.
Things like sliced-up thousand-year-old man-eating demons, thousand-year-old brain matter, thousand-year-old cured meat fingers, and various useful Hell employees.
Hell Employment Guidelines
First: Everyone in Hell knows that the Second Assistant to the King of Hell is blind and deeply in love with the First Assistant!
Second: The Second Assistant may be great, but don't try to steal the First Assistant's partner. The consequences are your responsibility!!
Third: Remember! Assistants are all crazy, all of them! No exceptions!!!!
Zhou Zhou: Huh?? Where did that rumor come from?
A certain First Assistant: ^_^
Theme: Good and evil are always repaid in the end. Stand by who you are and never compromise!
