Due to a System error, the chat group that was supposed to be a golden finger red packet group became a private chat group for Long Aotian types.
Ye Zhusheng's beautiful dream of cultivating immortality went up in smoke with a pop.
Not only was his dream gone, he also had to keep his secret identity under wraps. Ye Zhusheng could only do his best to maintain his fake Long Aotian persona!
The good news: not one of the Aotians in the group is a modern person from the twenty-first century. He's the only modern person to transmigrate to the cultivation world.
When you're out and about, you get to decide who you are.
Since we're all modern people, what's wrong with letting him praise how great his world, era, and country are?
Planes, rockets, spaceships that fly through the sky and can even break through it to reach another planet, where you can experience different planetary cultures. And, most importantly, you can know everything happening in the world without even leaving home!
The Aotians, stunned: What?! You can break through the barriers between the three thousand worlds?! And communicate in real time across the boundaries between realms?!
Are we just behind the times, or is the world changing too fast???
Ye Zhusheng modestly replied, No, no, there are only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight golden planets, Jupiter, Mercury, the Moon... The whole solar system is yours to choose from. (A virtual experience is still an experience!)
As for trains, electric trains, high-speed rail, and hovercars that travel on the ground... They're safer than the fastest sword cultivator's flying sword, so you don't have to worry about your life. And most importantly, they're incredibly cheap. Anyone can afford them.
The Aotians furiously posted memes Ye Zhusheng had made himself: We don't believe you!
In the cultivation world, these are special privileges enjoyed only by the ten great cultivation sects, top cultivation families, and powerful factions!!
How could just any ordinary person use them!!!
Ye Zhusheng confidently spread his hands: It's the civilized twenty-first century, of course the whole world has them!
You people in the cultivation world live for hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years. Don't tell me you still don't... have them?
Then he went on to make more outrageous claims about things that swim in the water, modern conveniences, and all kinds of colorful entertainment...
The Aotians said nothing, just kept posting memes.
! You're allowed to rephrase that one more time.JPG
! My Nine-Jointed Exquisite Whip Is Thirsty for Blood.GIF
! Smiling on the Outside, Crawling Through the Shadows to Find You.JPG
Gradually, Ye Zhusheng realized that Zhan Tian Sect, where he lived, was changing. The entire cultivation world had already undergone a huge transformation.
New things were appearing all the time, and each one looked familiar.
Wasn't that one of the various household conveniences he'd talked about in the group?
Wasn't that one of the books he'd uploaded to the group, now put into practice?
And wasn't that the Internet of Everything he'd bragged about when he first arrived?!
What do you mean, meow meow meow online?!!
Wonderful, it's the Star Network! Everyone, the modern world's internet addiction is saved!
As they say, too much joy brings sorrow. In the middle of all this, the Rights Protection System finally responded to Ye Zhusheng's complaint.
It explained that all the Aotians were in the same cultivation world. That's right, the very world Ye Zhusheng lived in. Now one Long Aotian was willing to pay any price, gazing into the secrets of heaven night after night, determined to find him.
Ye Zhusheng: Help!!! My fake Long Aotian persona is about to collapse!!! Save me, save me, save me!!!
Good news: The Long Aotian is his own Grand Martial Uncle, Lord Beichen Xingjun Ye Li.
Unfortunately, he still couldn't escape his groupmates' requests to meet up in person.
Ye Zhusheng pulled on his hood and went straight to Ye Li to ask for protection. No matter what it took, he absolutely couldn't let a third person find out he was Ye Zhusheng in the cultivation world.
It's better to die of embarrassment in front of one person than in front of a whole group!
A cold-faced, socially anxious, lovesick top x a seemingly half-dead, occasionally unhinged office worker bottom
Theme: Change starts with the little things around us
Hahahaha, I'm starting to look forward to losing my horse.
Hahahaha, I started to deceive people. Shengsheng.
Fortunately, I just came to see it after eating barbecue, otherwise I would be greedy
After working overtime to the point of carbon dioxide, I finally freed myself for a little bit. Hehe, I didn't expect to see you working overtime as soon as I came up.
Is there no extra? ໒꒰ྀིᜊ꒦ິ^꒦ິᜊ ꒱ྀིა I want to see their modern extra and also want to see the follow-up development Σ>―(°ω°)♡→
Really interesting hahahaha
I was too sleepy last night and fell asleep
Okay, okay, update soon.