My Cyber Husband Is Actually the Campus Heartthrob Who Shares My Dorm!

[Looking for advance reservations for a new novel with the same vibe, *I Want a Divorce Today Too!* Blurb below!] Novel Blurb [A seemingly restrained master of keeping up appearances who’s actually been pathologically obsessed with his wife for ages] Two major things have happened in Xu Ningyou’s life recently, one bad and one good The bad news: his cyber husband, “Teacher Chiyou,” has retired from the internet. Chiyou is a famous male-beauty influencer who never shows his face and always buttons his shirt all the way to the top. His perfect, powerful physique and the subtle air of control he exudes have earned him countless fans. His occasional dom-style captions always make Xu Ningyou’s face burn. Every time, Xu Ningyou comments with red ears [Who on earth gets to date someone like you, Teacher Chiyou?!] The thought that he’ll never get to enjoy such a feast again leaves Xu Ningyou feeling utterly miserable. But the good news is: he’s unexpectedly become roommates with Ji Yanli. Ji Yanli from the law school has a physique every bit as good as Chiyou’s, and a face so handsome it looks like it was rendered by a character-creation program. He’s also especially aloof and taciturn, and is widely recognized as the campus heartthrob. Xu Ningyou can’t help treating him as a real-life substitute for Chiyou Xu Ningyou’s daily routine: craving his Adam’s apple, his fingers, his pecs, his abs…! - But before long, Xu Ningyou has a new problem Campus heartthrob Ji Yanli is like a walking bodhisattva, giving him whatever he wants. It’s hard not to get ideas, but Xu Ningyou can’t even tell whether Ji Yanli is straight or gay! Asking him is out of the question. With his friend’s coaching, Xu Ningyou tries every trick in the book, but fails every time Whether he comes out of the shower with his long legs on display or returns from dance practice with his collar open, patches of pale skin peeking through, Ji Yanli merely reminds him with an unchanged expression, “Be careful not to catch a chill.” When Xu Ningyou watches a horror movie and deliberately burrows into Ji Yanli’s arms, Ji Yanli just comforts him calmly, “Don’t be scared. It’s all fake.” He even goes out of his way to buy a cat-ear headband and wear it for Ji Yanli, only for Ji Yanli to comment without batting an eye, “Good quality. Very realistic.” … Xu Ningyou is speechless. This guy must be completely clueless and sex-averse! He’s impossible to seduce. Absolutely impossible. That very day, Xu Ningyou gives up and lets his friend drag him to a male-model show. His friend even vows to find him someone “whose tastes match his inside and out.” But halfway through the show, Xu Ningyou gets up to use the restroom, and when he turns around, he falls into a familiar embrace Ji Yanli, who has appeared out of nowhere, wraps his arms around him from behind. The man who is always so restrained and proper now holds him tightly with strong arms, like some kind of veiled imprisonment. His voice, low and gentle against Xu Ningyou’s ear, is as soft as ever. But his words carry an unmistakable note of control: “You’re taken. You’re not allowed to find anyone else.” Xu Ningyou: “!!!” [Eyes shaking with shock!] - That night, the large hands Xu Ningyou has secretly coveted countless times grip his waist and work him until his eyes are rimmed red and he’s sobbing… Ji Yanli even whispers wickedly in his ear, “Baby, who do you like more, Chiyou or me?” Xu Ningyou finally realizes That clueless, sex-averse act… Ji Yanli was faking it all along! And that’s not all. He discovers that all those “Chiyou dom quotes” that used to make his face turn red were meant for him from the very beginning… [You’re only allowed to wear that for me.] [Did I say you could smile at him?] [Is this the only way you’ll behave?] [I’m going to devour you.] … And then there’s the latest post, made in the dead of night After a long silence, Chiyou suddenly uploads a photo. It shows a slender, milky-white waist, with a striking red mole on the side. But at this very moment, a clear ring of bite marks surrounds the mole, like a beast marking its territory and declaring ownership. The photo comes with just one line, leaving endless room for imagination Chiyou V: Got to taste a pomelo. So sweet. [A familiar sweet-and-spicy, thrilling flavor / the gong has a secret crush on the shou and a pathological obsession with him, plus a sex addiction, but is very restrained and good at keeping up appearances at first / the shou is totally into this, a mutual, utterly devoted love affair / 1v1, happy ending, both leads’ first time] [Blurb first drafted on 2024/9/12, revised on 12/24] A new novel with the same vibe, *Are We Divorced Yet?*, has the following blurb ☆ Bright and flirtatious little minx X a gloomy Daddy who’s great at putting on an act Yu Xianxian wants a divorce every day. His marriage to Xiao Qingchuan was a complete accident. In Yu Xianxian’s eyes, their relationship feels more like a sugar-daddy arrangement than a marriage He’s just an ordinary little model, while Xiao Qingchuan is an untouchable tycoon who runs a wealthy family empire. He can’t understand Xiao Qingchuan’s financial reports, and Xiao Qingchuan looks down on his work. Whenever Xiao Qingchuan sees the outfits and props he wears for photoshoots, his brows knit together tightly. He loves having fun and being around people, but Xiao Qingchuan prefers peace and quiet. Whenever they’re at a party and Xiao Qingchuan sees him drinking and playing games with his friends, his face turns dark as ink. He loves saying and hearing sweet nothings, but Xiao Qingchuan is as tight-lipped as a clam and doesn’t even know how to comfort him in bed. He’s carefree and laid-back, yet Xiao Qingchuan even imposes a curfew on him! … After hearing Yu Xianxian’s complaints, his friend can’t help asking, “If you’re so incompatible, why haven’t you divorced him yet?” Before Yu Xianxian can answer, his phone suddenly buzzes. Xiao Qingchuan is right on time with his “curfew” check-in Will you be done by ten? I’ll send a driver to pick you up. [Transfer: 1,000,000 yuan] [Image] Looking at the transfer amount on the screen and the man’s perfect, fully exposed abs in the photo, Yu Xianxian licks his lips and murmurs with red ears, “He gives me way too much… And he’s so good in bed, sob!” His friend: “…” Bragging while pretending to complain! However, one day, Yu Xianxian comes home drunk, and Xiao Qingchuan gives him the cold shoulder and sleeps in a separate bed for the night. At last, Yu Xianxian steels himself and decides to get a divorce. He plans to return every hefty transfer he’s received, along with all the especially expensive watches, accessories, ties, cuff links, and so on. While Xiao Qingchuan is out, Yu Xianxian secretly takes the divorce papers he has written to the man’s study. But to his surprise, he discovers Xiao Qingchuan’s post-marriage diary [Baby looked like a kitten in today’s outfit. How can he be this pretty? I want to hide him away, where only I can see him.] [What kind of friend needs to share a drink with my Xianxian?] [Baby, every night when I do you, I’m too afraid to say anything. I’m scared my words will frighten you away.] [I miss you so much, baby. I don’t want to be apart from you for even a second.] … The latest entry is from last night [My little drunk kitten Xianxian was so tempting… It was so hard to hold back. I can’t sleep with you anymore, or I’ll definitely break you.] Terrified, Yu Xianxian drops the divorce papers and runs. He even spends a full week hiding at his friend’s place, too scared to go home. Then, at a fashion show a week later Xiao Qingchuan, the head of the Xiao family who never pays attention to the entertainment world, makes a surprise appearance. His expression is cold and unreadable. Everyone assumes Yu Xianxian must have done something terrible to anger him, prompting him to chase Yu all the way to the show to teach him a lesson. Yu Xianxian has recently shot to fame and is the target of envy and jealousy, so everyone is waiting to see him get what’s coming to him. But after the show, backstage, Xiao Qingchuan bends down beside Yu Xianxian and personally removes his makeup with a wet wipe! The man who has always seemed untouchable is now so gentle that his touch is almost a caress. All the gloom in his eyes is carefully hidden away as he asks in a low, soft voice: “Baby, are you going to abandon me?” Everyone: “?” So who exactly is the one getting scolded here? Recommending my friend’s upcoming novel, *The Rugged, Honest Bottom Is Doted on Exclusively by a Powerful Tycoon*, by Mu Wanqian With his broad chest and powerful build, Ying Cheng has always been mistaken for a top. When a top-tier wealthy family proposes a marriage alliance with him, Ying Cheng figures they must have gotten something wrong. Then He Jinglin pins him beneath him, and Ying Cheng’s legs start trembling… My friend’s new novel, *Going on a Dating Reality Show with My Straight Childhood Friend*, by Ou Sai Lin Luqiu’s childhood friend is straight. When they hug, his friend says they’re close like brothers. When they sleep together, his friend says he sees Lin as family. Until one day, his friend turns gay. Theme: Learn to face your true self and make peace with who you are.