
Can Someone Please Do Something About My Superpower!
谁来管管我的异能!
by Xi You (析酉)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Bad news: he transmigrated.
Worse news: in the world he transmigrated to, at least one in every ten people has a supernatural ability.
Everything around him is unchanged: the streets, the buildings, the place names, all just as he remembers them. It doesn't sound like he transmigrated, does it?
That is, until he went for his usual appointment with his psychologist to make sure he was mentally and physically healthy, only to discover that the psychologist no longer needed to say a word during treatment. A suspicious green glow gathered in his hands, and he was about to press them onto Lin's head.
But the good news was that he had a supernatural ability too.
He just wasn't sure whether some transmigration bug had glitched out, because his ability refreshed with a new one every week.
On top of that, every so often it gave him a different character buff. :)
In week one, he was a penniless college student about to graduate. His ability was nothing special: he could read people's thoughts, which happened to include their plans to silence him. Looking at his classmates, who seemed friendly on the surface, he fell silent.
Lin Lumian: Mm-hmm, keep talking. I'm listening.
Three days later, after listening to them revise their silencing plan from version A to version C and reveal their criminal records, which he could recite by heart, Lin Lumian decided to thank them for the entertainment by tying each of them a different, pretty butterfly bow. He thoughtfully delivered them to the entrance of the bureau responsible for handling supernatural crimes.
In week two, he woke up to find his identity had changed. This time, he was the CEO of a multinational corporation, earning a steady stream of money every day without having to do a thing.
Lin Lumian almost thought he had transmigrated again. Just as he was about to lie flat and count his money, he discovered the truth about his ability.
Oh, wow. If he remembered correctly, the reason they had tried to silence him in week one was a branch of this multinational corporation.
#The story of how a poor little nobody who was about to be silenced became their boss#
In week three, he opened his eyes to find himself telling fortunes. A very devout client asked him how to deal with their troubles.
Lin Lumian: You... well, about your situation... let me put it this way... basically...
Help! What do I do if I can't make this up anymore?
No problem. He understood one principle very well: if you can't solve the problem, solve the person who caused it. Don't be afraid, client. I'm not talking about you, but the thing behind you.
Lin Lumian pinned the shadow beneath his foot and wondered whether he could make a souvenir for the client. For some reason, though, the client only got more frightened.
*
The year 20XX was a time when talents emerged in droves. The dream gained a new master, the Supernatural Ability Bureau got an executive who broke its records, and the Gray Zone was ruled by a mysterious ability user who had appeared out of nowhere.
Lin, the legendary reporter of the present day, who was about to interview everyone above, Lumian: That's right, it's all me. Here's the question: how am I supposed to interview myself?
Bonus scene:
One day, Lin Lumian finally couldn't hold back and asked the person who was always showing up beside him what they wanted.
The person gazed at him obediently, their star-bright eyes reflecting no one but him. Their lips lifted in a "reluctant" smile.
"All right, if you really don't want me around... I'll do as you say."
Lin Lumian: "…"
Fine! Follow me around if you want!
A gong with many secret identities who loves playing the harmless pig to eat the tiger, but always accidentally gives off a domineering aura x a shou who spoils things easily by talking, and who also has many secret identities and is exceptionally good at reading people
Blurb provisionally finalized on 2024.7.27, screenshot saved.
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