Love Zong: the Little Pitiful Voice Is Revealed

Xu Nianshe was fearful and timid, so one day he suddenly transformed into the overturned Neptune, and started out on a love variety show. Netizens trolled her, her manager threatened her, guests vomited her... She cried into tears, and she only dared to secretly scold these people in her heart: Bad! I can't stand the melon-eating system that traveled with her. [The person who advised you to be generous was having fun before, fighting with others in the wild, and was almost caught. He panicked and chose a way out. At that time, a garbage truck stopped on the roadside and jumped into the truck naked. The body of the truck is made of metal, and the garbage truck is very worn out. It rained heavily that day, and the thunder and lightning were also very strong, so... Crackling, banging——] Also... Poor little Xu Nian suddenly forgot to cry and his eyes widened:? ! * The first season of the romance drama "Little Deer Collision" became a hit because of its no lower limit. As soon as the second season started airing, countless netizens came to watch it. They want to see how they can break through the lower limit in the second season. As a result, the show started off with a bang, as the program team even invited the scumbag Aquaman Xu Nian! Thanks for the invitation, come and squirt! Netizens were stunned as soon as their hands touched the keyboard. Why did Xu Nian's voice suddenly appear in their heads? Etc! Field battle? Naked? Struck by lightning? ! ! ! Hiss——! Later, netizens whose keyboards were flying: "What? You asked me if I didn't want to criticize Xu Nian?" "It's a joke, didn't you see that my keyboard was on fire?" The inquirer looked at him with relief as he posted the barrage: "You don't have to spray it so hard." Ahhhhhh! Baby, baby, pop the melon again, I didn't hear clearly, don't make me kneel down to beg you. The barrage bounced fiercely. Netizens who finished posting the barrage: Huh? What did you say! [Picking nose] ​ #The pitiful voice of the bullied little boy was leaked all over the Internet - Love Zong? No! It's Gua Zong (the boss leans back)# Put two in advance Pre-collection 1 "I Write a Novel in Chronicle" My name is Xu Lili. I have been coding for ten years, and I am still a popular online writer after my return. One day I bound the code word system. The code word system can provide me with countless materials. I said I was an octopus and could write at a speed of 8,000 words per hour. We hit it off immediately, and the peak was coming to us. Then, I wore the Chronicle. "..." No keyboard, no computer, what the hell are you going at 8,000 an hour? But the code system doesn't care. If I can't complete the task of 64,000 updates per day, I will be hacked, kept in a dark room, and punished! I had no choice but to accept my fate and pick up my old profession - hydrology! The data in this material is very real. How many words are there? Fifteen thousand, copied! The murderer's crime process in that material is so detailed, written in full, 50,000 words! And the birth of this formula, it looks so awesome, plus, it's 100,000 words! Working at a speed of 8,000 an hour, working eight hours, and updating 64,000 times a day is not a dream at all! Later, the codeword system found me and said that I had completed the task very well. There were many readers and they kept following up, so they wanted to reward me. Reward me with a vacation in the real world where the material comes from. I:? ? ? Are you sure it's a reward and not me in the dark room? * Recently, other countries have discovered that the Dragon Kingdom, which they have surrounded and suppressed development, has suddenly emerged. Public security, agriculture, and medical care have improved by leaps and bounds overnight, and even the old thorns that they arranged to climb to high positions have been removed. No, that's not important! Who can tell them when the red flag was planted on the moon? When did the space carrier covering the sky above the planet appear? ! ! ! Preview 2 "Xiao Di listens to applying itching powder to grandpa who has suffered a stroke" Xiya is the last evil listening cub in the Age of Ending Dharma. With her ability to listen to people's hearts, she is mischievous and does no "evil". She has become the bad cub of the orphanage at a young age. As a result, God suddenly had eyes and a thunder disaster fell. The bad boy happy Ya thought he was certain to die. I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes, I would be alive again? ! She was struck by lightning and transported to the 1960s when supplies were scarce and life was difficult. And suddenly I have a family! The grandpa who suffered a stroke has a petty mother, the cowardly father gave birth to a son and the mother was crazy about giving birth to a son, and the cub version of the stinky orphanage director who always taught her to "be a good kid" in her previous life! All pressing down on her: O_o The evil bastard happy Ya: I can't control that much. Watch her activate her ability to listen to people's hearts and create a mess here. OvQ (The cub version of the big devil laughs evilly) * Yun Xiaocao has a little secret: whenever her sister Xiao Xiya starts talking in her heart, the family will be in a state of panic. She didn't pay attention at the time, but later—— The grandpa who suffered a stroke ran eighty miles in one breath, his eccentric eyes covered his heart and cried, the cowardly father gave birth to his son and his mother... Yun Xiaocao: Stunned. I don't know when this unrest began to spread in the village... I saw the whole village go from being helpless and furious to crying with gratitude at the source of the sound. Yun Xiaocao followed little Xiya, chewing on a big chicken drumstick, and found that Xiya began to show her milky, familiar evil smile towards another village. She shrank her head, her eyes wandering. How should I tell Xiya that after she finished it, everyone would be better off? This article clears up mines: 1. All logic serves the plot, and the main thing is to enjoy the melon. 2. There are gl, etc. 3. The writing instructor may or may not listen, and refuses ky and ginseng cock. Intention: Everyone in the world is suffering, but I came in spring