Next door "Love Variety Show?" No! "It's Guazong" has been opened. Please collect it. It's super important.
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When the young writer Green Tea traveled to the interstellar world where only straight men existed -
Cha Cha: I regret it. I regret it very much.
PS: Reject ginseng, cock, and gay. Although speech is free, please note that the author has a glassy heart. Thank you for your cooperation!
Demining Guide
It was written when the author was a cub. It has no logic and the writing is white. It is best not to read it. If you must read it, please don't use your brain. Thank you very much~
——The following is from the next door "Love Variety Show?" No! "It's Guazong" copywriting
Xu Nian traveled through time with the melon-eating system. Unexpectedly, before he started eating melons, he discovered that he was actually a melon king.
Xu Nian: "?!"
The second season of the love drama "The Collision of Little Deers" invited the overturned sea king Xu Nian to join the show. It became a hit before it aired, and the audience was all waiting to see the fun.
However, not only did she not be fooled by Neptune's advances, she also tried her best to hide behind her. When there were more people, she even screamed: 'There are so many people, help! Don't come here! '
Audience:? ? ?
You tell me this person might be Neptune?
Wait, can we hear Xu Nian's voice?
Xu Nian knew that she would be criticized if she appeared in a love drama, so she tried her best to reduce her presence and gnaw on melon to divert her anxiety.
The handsome male guest No. Z often sends "warmth" to the old man in private.
Delicate and lovely female guest No. C, a hot online dating 80-year-old lady...
She nibbled on one hot melon after another, and accidentally raised her head: Huh? What about the person who trolled her?
The trolls/audiences who followed behind and gnawed the melon until they couldn't lift their heads: Eat melon!
Wait, these melons...
The grandson of the old man who was given warmth by No. Z is one of Xu Nian's boyfriends, right?
The younger brother of the "eighty-year-old lady" is also her ex-boyfriend.
There is also female guest C, her cousin, who was the first man Xu Nian flirted with.
They all remember it! ! !
The audience looked at the voting rights given by the program crew to choose a date place, and then looked at the areas where these boyfriends hang out.
A sinister smile appeared!
However, before they could take action, another crop of melons came.
[This boyfriend uses your money to support his girlfriend. By the way, his girlfriend also has a mistress, and the mistress is your manager, baby~]
[That boyfriend takes pleasure in killing people to get inspiration for composing music!
[There is also a boyfriend who flirts with thirty rich women at the same time...]
[The men I flirted with were punished one by one!
Audience ready for a big fight:?
Xu Nian, who became even more socially fearful after being on the love drama: They tortured me! I won't punish you? Rejoice from heaven!
At this moment, Xu Nian met the man he flirted with in the first place. He raised his chin and poked at the system: "Tell me, what's his crime?"
[Hmm... He arrests criminals with the word "guilty", is this okay?
Xu Nian's breath was suffocated!
But the baby is not afraid, he is in love and will listen to you in everything. If you ignore him, he will cry secretly!
Xu Nian: Really? Hehe~
Later
Xu Nian, who bossed men around, discovered that the system was farting.
I cried - I cried happily!
There are so many inner dramas, the fearful female protagonist × the love-minded male protagonist
Intention: Warmth and love
Reader comments
Ah! The pit is actually so shallow! ! ! ! Damn, come on and code.
So what else can you do even if you are in love? Platonic love?
This is how it ends. There are still many mysteries to be solved.
Wow! Zaizai is about to explode!
The review is from 2015... Oh my god
Hahahaha, Xianxian is shy
Xiaoliang has a story! But why did Kou Kou appear again, Qian Kou Kou Yuan, Jinjiang, what are you doing?
Ah! The pit is actually so shallow! ! ! ! Damn, come on and code.
So what else can you do even if you are in love? Platonic love?
This is how it ends. There are still many mysteries to be solved.
Wow! Zaizai is about to explode!
The review is from 2015... Oh my god
Hahahaha, Xianxian is shy
Xiaoliang has a story! But why did Kou Kou appear again, Qian Kou Kou Yuan, Jinjiang, what are you doing?
Hahahahahahaha