Next door "Love Variety Show?" No! "It's Guazong" has been opened, please add it to your collection
Pre-released article Lily "Chicken Legs, Wear It Quickly"
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Song Chengjing is the only spirit in Lian Manshan who has become a spirit without spiritual power. In order to become an adult, it can only find another way.
Before going down the mountain——
Song Chengjing: I will find a mighty and majestic man to learn the habits of servants and lay a solid foundation for becoming a strong man in the future. I will not do anything else.
After going down the mountain——
The little squirrel, who had successfully stolen a kiss again, felt the rich spiritual energy in his inner alchemy. He narrowed his eyes and swung his big tail excitedly. He stood on the shoulders of the mighty 'man' and screamed: "It feels so good to have spiritual energy!"
"I can steal another ten thousand kisses!!!"
Ban Nanzhuang, whose ability to understand animal language was sometimes ineffective, but his foreign language skills never improved after meeting the little squirrel, touched the little squirrel bouncing on his shoulder and smiled without saying a word.
Many years later, the grown-up squirrel spirit looked at the soft and bully-faced girl in the mirror, turned his head quickly, and glared fiercely at the person opposite.
The woman smiled lightly: "Every cause must have its effect."
Song Chengjing: "..."
Damn it, I shouldn't have been greedy for that bullshit spiritual energy in the first place.
The squirrel spirit rushed over and kissed her hard while thinking angrily.
[Notes]:
1. The squirrel spirit is receiving, the squirrel spirit is receiving, the squirrel spirit is receiving. She is weak and cowardly, and will jump up and do a shoulder dance when pushed.
2. For some reason, Gong is a woman disguised as a man.
3. The author wrote it when he was a cub, so read with caution.
——The following is from the next door "Love Variety Show?" No! "It's Guazong" copywriting
Xu Nian traveled through time with the melon-eating system. Unexpectedly, before he started eating melons, he discovered that he was actually a melon king.
Xu Nian: "?!"
The second season of the love drama "The Collision of Little Deers" invited the overturned sea king Xu Nian to join the show. It became a hit before it aired, and the audience was all waiting to see the fun.
However, not only did she not be fooled by Neptune's advances, she also tried her best to hide behind her. When there were more people, she even screamed: 'There are so many people, help! Don't come here! '
Audience:? ? ?
You tell me this person might be Neptune?
Wait, can we hear Xu Nian's voice?
Xu Nian knew that she would be criticized if she appeared in a love drama, so she tried her best to reduce her presence and gnaw on melon to divert her anxiety.
The handsome male guest No. Z often sends "warmth" to the old man in private.
Delicate and lovely female guest No. C, a hot online dating 80-year-old lady...
She nibbled on one hot melon after another, and accidentally raised her head: Huh? What about the person who trolled her?
The trolls/audiences who followed behind and gnawed the melon until they couldn't lift their heads: Eat melon!
Wait, these melons...
The grandson of the old man who was given warmth by No. Z is one of Xu Nian's boyfriends, right?
The younger brother of the "eighty-year-old lady" is also her ex-boyfriend.
There is also female guest C, her cousin, who was the first man Xu Nian flirted with.
They all remember it! ! !
The audience looked at the voting rights given by the program crew to choose a date place, and then looked at the areas where these boyfriends hang out.
A sinister smile appeared!
However, before they could take action, another crop of melons came.
[This boyfriend uses your money to support his girlfriend. By the way, his girlfriend also has a mistress, and the mistress is your manager, baby~]
[That boyfriend takes pleasure in killing people to get inspiration for composing music!
[There is also a boyfriend who flirts with thirty rich women at the same time...]
[The men I flirted with were punished one by one!
Audience ready for a big fight:?
Xu Nian, who became even more socially fearful after being on the love drama: They tortured me! I won't punish you? Rejoice from heaven!
At this moment, Xu Nian met the man he flirted with in the first place. He raised his chin and poked at the system: "Tell me, what's his crime?"
[Hmm... He arrests criminals with the word "guilty", is this okay?
Xu Nian's breath was suffocated!
But the baby is not afraid, he is in love and will listen to you in everything. If you ignore him, he will cry secretly!
Xu Nian: Really? Hehe~
Later
Xu Nian, who bossed men around, discovered that the system was farting.
I cried - I cried happily!
There are so many inner dramas, the fearful female protagonist × the love-minded male protagonist
Intention: To love and be loved, to warm and to be warmed