Updated copy and book title on 2025.12.26.
Reading Guide:
The main attack is fast travel, unit story, each world has different attack and reception;
The sick and the weak are forced to go into business, and the big boss is forced to attack by himself;
Copywriting:
When binding the "Celebrity" system, the host thought that he was going to be a life mentor.
The system said: [Your task is to assist the protagonist in each world to reach the top. After success, you will be reborn.
The host Gong nodded: Got it, upgrade flow.
Then the system upgraded and a BUG appeared.
Now it is hemming and hawing: [That... Master host, there was a little accident...]
The host looked down at his eyes that were weeping uncontrollably. Hearing the physical reminder that his heartbeat was over 100 and tears welled up in his eyes, he remained silent...
System: [But, but it's not a big problem! I believe you can complete the task with your strength!
Host Attack: "I'll just ask two questions."
System: [You said?
Host Attack: "Is this disease fatal? Can it be cured?"
System vibrato: [It won't kill you, and it can't be cured!
Host attack: ".... What are you doing?"
Then, the painting style suddenly became weird~~~~
[World No. 1: The gold medal fighter is also in tears today] [Imano* Mo Changque]
-The crybaby thug Gong who bleeds but is forced to shed tears VS the undercurrent boss Shou who looks sinister and smiles but is sincere to Gong-
I am the sharpest knife around the young master of the Mo family. I am an expert in cold weapons and can seal my throat at the sight of blood.
Until I was forced to suffer from the problem of "incontinence of tears when my heartbeat exceeds 100".
The target of the mission, the son of the Mo family who looked like a tiger but actually controlled the underground currents, looked at the corpse whose shirt was soaked in tears after I wiped his throat. He narrowed his eyes and said in a contemptuous and dangerous tone: "You are not willing to kill someone like this?"
"Or... Are you sad about his death?"
"You have such bad taste?"
(When my heartbeat exceeds 100, I burst into tears.) Me: ".... Listen to my explanation."
He rolled his eyes and chuckled, "No need to explain, you look pretty good when you cry."
Me: "...."
Mom, there is something abnormal!
[World 2: The leader of the secret guard is too squeamish] [Xie Fengdeng*Lin Qihe]
-The dark guard Gong who is not afraid of pain but is forced to cry out in pain VS the prince Shou who looks gloomy and ruthless but actually pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger-
I am the most loyal leader of the secret guards around the Seventh Prince, and I will not frown even in the face of swords and fire.
Until I was forced to suffer from the condition of "pain sensitivity amplified ten times".
In order to pretend to be a romantic dandy, His Highness called me to pretend to be his "favorite attendant".
At the Hundred Flowers Banquet, he took me into his arms in public and put his hand on my waist.
I was trembling with pain and took a breath: "Your Highness, you hurt me."
The whole place was silent.
His Highness's hands were frozen in the air, his eyes dark and unclear: "I didn't expect the secret guard commander to be so good at acting?"
Me: "...."
Who is pretending? It really hurts me!
[World 3: That son-in-law has a dual personality] [Shen Lian*Jiang Lingze]
- Ruizang Gong, who looks the same but is forced to play a dual personality, VS the family chaebol competitor in Korean comics -
When I entered the Jiang family, I played the role of a gloomy and cowardly good-for-nothing, with thick bangs covering my eyes and black-rimmed glasses that pressed down on my nose.
Until I was forced to suffer from "nocturnal personality switching" symptoms.
During the day, I am a submissive and useless son-in-law.
At night I took off my glasses, unbuckled my belt, and cornered the gentle heir to the plutocrats.
His breathing was messy, his collar was slightly loose, and for the first time he looked desperate.
I tilted my head and smiled, stroking his hot ears with my fingers:
"Didn't you feel embarrassed about me during the day?"
"Now, who begs whom?"
[World 4: The liar is telling the truth every word today] [Meng Chun*Song Yian]
-Gong, a liar who tells lies but is forced to tell the truth every word VS a cold-hearted psychological hypnotist who can recognize people at a glance-
I live by lies, and I am a master of deception.
Until I was forced to suffer from the terminal illness of "cannot lie".
Facing the psychological hypnotist who could see through lies at a glance, I opened my mouth and said, "Your eyelashes are really long."
"Your collarbone is very sexy."
"I want to kiss you."
He calmly pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and pressed me on the diagnosis chair: "Continue."
"I'm listening."
[World Five: The coach is so tired that he just wants to lie down] [Tang Yi*Wei Lang]
-The weak coach Gong who is extremely excited but is forced to cry out because he is tired VS the irritable basketball student who wants to win the championship-
I am the coach of the basketball team and I used to be a madman on the court.
Until I was forced to suffer from "persistent fatigue".
The irritable and unruly star athlete blocked me in the equipment room:
"That's all you have? Aren't you very fierce when you train me?"
I was so tired that I sat down against the wall, my breath weak: "Don't make trouble, let me lie down for a while."
He stared at my red face and empty hands, suddenly squatted down on one knee, and said in a hoarse voice: "Then... I will carry you back."
"From now on, when I win the championship, you can just lie back and watch."
*******
The system looked at the "protagonists" who had conquered themselves to the point of being unable to extricate themselves, and the hosts who inexplicably completed tasks by relying on "diseases". The database was messy: [This, this is not a deviation from the main line, right?
I wiped away my tears, rubbed my sore waist, spoke the truth, and said with emotion: "Next time BUG happens, can you change to a more comfortable illness?"
"For example... The disease of affluence? Soft rice syndrome?"
Reading/demining instructions:
1. The main focus of this article is unit text, 1V1, SC, purely XP work, not suitable for extreme attack and control of the party, by the way, practice character design.
2. The writing is poor and the play is awkward. If the little cutie doesn't like it, I won't keep it. Read the article carefully and be civilized. If you don't like it, feel free to come and go. Don't promote negativity and malice in the comment area.
3. Thank you to the little cuties who support the original version. I bow and clasp my fists again~~
Purpose: Love once in life, love yourself too