[SNH48] I'm Straight, So Please Behave

Content Warnings and Elements: [SNH48] [No-Brain] [Female Lead Focus] [Unclear Whether 1v?]

This story is also called "The Earth Tilts 23.5?"

Bai Yalin really just wanted to join the group to experience idol life, and maybe indulge a little in the vanity of performing for fans. But this girl group actually had an unwritten rule: you had to ship members together.

Who came up with this stupid rule? But a senior said that was how you got popular. Fine, Bai Yalin believed her. So she started studying the shipping handbook. But she was straight! She was sure of it.

Shen Mengyao: It's totally normal for teammates to kiss. You've just seen too little of it. Come here, I'll teach you how to ship us.

And so Bai Yalin was pulled into her arms, forced to breathe in the scent of her perfume.

Bai Yalin: Is this for real? Whatever, let's ship it.

Yuan Yiqi: What kind of CP doesn't share heart signs and feed each other? You'd better cook for me and feed me at lunch today.

At the guesthouse that afternoon, Bai Yalin really showed off her skills, cooking a bowl of noodles and feeding her senior one chopstickful at a time.

Bai Yalin: My senior wouldn't lie to me, right? Whatever, let's ship it.

Wang Yi: If we don't live together, it's fake shipping! From now on, we have to live together. Whether we sleep together or not, you can take some time to get used to it.

But that night, as Bai Yalin was putting her things away, she heard her say, "Sorry, there's only one big bed."

Bai Yalin: Something feels a little off. Whatever, let's ship it.

The more Bai Yalin played along, the more astonished she was to discover that fans called her the ultimate bottom.

But she and her teammates were just acting. They were friends, and she was straight!!!

Fans: "Stop making excuses. Soulmates, best friends, whatever you call it, you're just a lesbian."

Theme: Every girl is irresistible to everyone.