After a Comedy Writer Completely Revamped a Dating Show

Su Fengshi is a writer.

He writes transmigration novels.

Then he transmigrates.

When he opens his eyes, he's on the set of a dating show.

A greasy guy frowns at him. "Su Fengshi, don't try anything. There's no way I'd ever be into you!"

Su Fengshi's eyes widen in shock. This guy... has way too much of a main-character complex!

He's about to fire back when he hears:

[Writing to Godhood System activated. Host will gain the traits of characters from their writing through card draws. Begin your writing journey now!]

[Initial ability: A Delicate White Lotus Swaying in the Wind, activated.]

As soon as the System's voice fades, Su Fengshi clutches his chest, trembling, his eyes red with tears,

like a frail white lotus quivering in the cold wind.

He parts his lips. "Bro, if you don't have a mirror, I'm sure you have a phone. Take a look at yourself. Do you really think you're good enough for me?"

His voice booms, his presence is commanding, and the sound lingers in the air.

The greasy-haired guy is stunned by his voice and freezes in place.

Su Fengshi's heart sinks.

This white-lotus face and pincer-like voice do belong to a character he wrote, but...

What kind of decent System binds itself to someone who writes absurd comedy? This must be a Writing to Godhood (and Insanity) System!

Everyone on the dating show True Love Forever thinks Su Fengshi has been acting very strange lately.

On a date by the lake, he points at the lakeshore in front of him. "Girl, I own this whole lake. Do you like it, hmm?"

His date, a 1.98-meter-tall sports student he just called "girl": ...

His date, a 1.98-meter-tall sports student he just called "girl": ?

At a group dinner, he nicks his finger with a knife and holds it up shyly. "I told you I'm a little klutz! But it's fine, it's only a tiny cut. You don't have to worry about me, big brother~"

His date looks horrified. "Bro, are you sure you're okay? You splattered blood all over the ceiling!"

During a cultural activity, he works a needle through fabric at eight times speed. Hiding his face behind his sleeve, he gives a flirtatious smile. "I'm best at this, young sir. What do you think of my embroidery?"

His date falls silent.

Seriously, man, no matter how lifelike and three-dimensional your embroidery is, even if it's double-sided... it's still a turtle!

Tossed about by fate, Su Fengshi decides to lie flat and give up. He settles into a comfortable position and lets everyone have their way with him.

He lets loose, puts on a show wherever he goes, and lashes out at the slightest provocation.

Su Fengshi's antics leave everyone stunned. Most of the bad comments about him disappear, and now whenever people bring him up, everyone else responds with understanding.

He's already gone that crazy. Can't you just cut him some slack?

Who would've thought that Su Fengshi, who has a mental breakdown eight hundred times a day and is in such a beautiful state of mind, would end up being the most popular contestant?

As the dating show airs, he goes from being hated by the entire internet to becoming its newest darling.

Even Gu Hengzhi, the aloof heartthrob of the show, confesses to him!

Everyone gets it: dating Su Fengshi must be exciting, with something new every day :)

Bonus scene:

Su Fengshi: What do you even like about me?

Gu Hengzhi: The way you said you'd take over the fishpond was so sincere. You had the bearing of a great general.

Su Fengshi: ?

Gu Hengzhi: When you cut your finger and stubbornly tried not to worry anyone, you were so kind and strong.

Su Fengshi: ??

Gu Hengzhi: You were so gentle while embroidering that turtle... and it really was a lovely turtle.

Su Fengshi: ...

Su Fengshi: Nice.

A fate-tossed, lazy, absurd-comedy bottom * a top with rose-tinted glasses and an incurable love sickness

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