★ New novel now underway: The Socially Anxious Cat Refuses the Harem Protagonist Script
☆ The free extras for this novel will be posted in the author's collection, This Is an Extra. They may include stories from other little worlds or some nonsensical, sugary fluff.
★ Other upcoming novel: I'll Kill You All Sooner or Later [Infinite Flow]. Feel free to check it out if you're interested! The blurb is at the end, and the character profiles are in the pinned comment.
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★ The original title was The Son of Heaven Keeps Confessing to the Villain
[Flirtatious, proud beauty gong x sweet-looking but secretly ruthless wolfdog shou]
Chu Lifei was once the undisputed pride of the cultivation world, with no one his equal. But because he wasn't the one destined by the Heavenly Dao, decades of cultivation ultimately went to someone else.
But he would never accept his fate!
World One: Injured-Hand, Retired Coach Gong x Esports Rookie Shou (completed, feel free to devour it, or devour the author too)
As they stood on the highest podium holding up the trophy, bathed together in that golden rain, Chu Lifei kept feeling that someone was watching him. After the match, his freshly crowned champion jungler cornered him in the players' corridor. Blushing, the other man slipped the ring symbolizing victory onto Chu Lifei's finger without giving him a chance to refuse.
World Two: Prince of a Different Surname Gong x Unfavored, Brooding Prince Shou (completed)
Chu Lifei watched the other man climb step by step from the mud to the highest throne. He thought he would retire once his work was done. Unexpectedly, the young emperor caught the hem of his clothes, eyes full of obsession. "Imperial Uncle, don't go."
World Three: Auctioned Male Zerg Gong x General Female Zerg Shou
The male zerg once appeared weak and pitiful, but five years later he had become a wanted criminal guilty of countless crimes. He plotted a bombing to destroy both this sinful city and himself, but someone unexpected came instead.
Late at night, the cold and abstinent general, as outsiders saw him, knelt naked on the bed. Chu Lifei looked down at the flushed body before him. He raised his mechanical left arm, then lowered his eyes thoughtfully to the drop of moisture on its silver fingertip.
World N: Villain, the Pride of Heaven, Gong x Son of Heaven, Male Lead Shou
------------Upcoming novels that are longer than the author's life-------------
★ Upcoming novel: I'll Kill You All Sooner or Later [Infinite Flow]. Blurb:
[Short-tempered, naturally devious cross-dressing beauty, a baddie with a cute 1 x wealthy and generous daddy-type powerhouse shou]
Zhu Nanle had a treasure: his castle.
Although he was the owner of this castle, he was so broke he couldn't afford to hire even a single servant, so he had to do every job himself.
One day, as usual, he changed into a maid outfit to clean up the remains left behind by the previous group of "guests." Just then, the doorbell rang.
With the room still a mess, Zhu Nanle kicked the scraps of flesh on the floor into the storage room, put on a flawless smile, and went to welcome the new guests.
Zhu Nanle lowered his head. "Welcome."
But where no one could see, his smile gave way to malice, and endless madness surged in his ragdoll-cat eyes.
[Those bastards who mess up his castle, I'll kill you all sooner or later!]
Then a pair of warm hands gently stroked his head.
Zhu Nanle looked up in astonishment. Sure, his chest had gotten a little bigger, but that wasn't a reason to take him away from his castle!
Later, whenever danger arose, before Zhu Nanle could pull the knife hidden under his skirt, someone would pull him into their arms and gently cover his ears.
**
Shou's perspective:
Jiang Suyan met a very cute young man. He looked so pitiful, having to clean such a huge castle all by himself.
The castle was dangerous, so even though Jiang Suyan knew the young man was an NPC in the game, he still chose to spend all his points to take him out of the instance.
Only later did he find out that what was hidden under the skirt was actually...
**
In the end, they found themselves trapped with no way out. Jiang Suyan wanted to protect his little maid, but the maid simply kicked the monster flying and pulled a table knife from under his skirt.
He licked the blood on his fingertip, madness spilling from his eyes. "Get lost, or I'll kill you all."
Only then did Jiang Suyan realize that the danger he'd sensed when he first entered the castle had come from Zhu Nanle!
Zhu Nanle had two treasures. The first was the castle, and the second was Jiang Suyan.
(He wouldn't exactly deny it if you reversed the order, but he would never admit that.)
★ Upcoming novel: The Socially Anxious Cat Refuses the Harem Protagonist Script. Blurb:
[Socially anxious, secretly showy, bking cat alpha gong x outwardly hot-tempered but doting-on-his-gong, catnip-scented alpha shou] (The gong turning into a cat is the author's own setting; both are alphas.)
During a joint military academy exercise, the teacher in charge of monitoring the scores couldn't believe his eyes.
He must have seen it wrong! Otherwise, why was one team's ranking rising so fast?
He rubbed his eyes again.
Holy crap, how had they jumped straight to first place? And their score was several orders of magnitude higher than those of the two teams led by the Imperial Crown Prince and the Federation's rising star!
They were seriously impressive! The military academies started asking around to find out whose students they were, only to discover that no one knew where this team had come from.
On top of that, the team was incredibly good at counter-surveillance!
In the end, they caught a fleeting glimpse of someone on a security camera. It turned out to be just one person, taking everyone down single-handedly!
Good news: They'd found him, and he was far stronger than they had imagined.
Bad news: He was completely hidden beneath a black cloak, and they couldn't see his face at all.
**
Xie Huaiyu was speechless. He'd been playing games at home, so how had he transmigrated?
And now these people wanted to give him an award? Just thinking about being surrounded by all these people and stared at like a zoo animal made his skin crawl, so he slipped away.
As a socially anxious person, Xie Huaiyu figured he'd been keeping a low profile. He never went anywhere without his hood and mask, and the only thing left would be to disguise himself as a trash can on the street.
But he found that these people could always pinpoint his location.
The enemy nation's crown prince, the Federation's marshal, an interstellar top-tier star, the leader of a space pirate gang...
Don't come any closer!
**
During the joint military academy exercise in his graduation year, Ji Xian was shot in the head by an unknown opponent.
As a result, he missed out on the final championship.
But he would always remember those emotionless beastlike eyes beneath the gun, and the silver-white hair.
Later, he received orders from his superior to capture an S-rank fugitive.
At last, Ji Xian caught him at a port. The other man didn't look to be in good shape.
Ji Xian yanked off his hood. Something seemed to twitch in the silver-white hair.
Cat ears? Cute. I want to touch them.
"D-Don't touch... my... I'm in heat."
Then a fluffy tail wrapped around his wrist.
Ji Xian tried releasing his pheromones. Xie Huaiyu's breathing hitched, and he looked like he was about to cry.
Feeling the tail around his arm tighten, Ji Xian smiled mischievously, then kissed his eyes.
**
Xie Huaiyu buried himself against Ji Xian.
Suddenly, Ji Xian felt that something was wrong. Wait, why are there barbs?
He stared at Xie Huaiyu's cat ears and tail for a long while, then seemed to realize something. "You couldn't possibly..."
The cat tilted his head, sharp teeth grazing Ji Xian's collarbone. "You can touch my ears."
★ Upcoming novel: I Draw Porn Comics and End Up Dancing in Front of the Real Person. Blurb:
[Shy, introverted porn-comic artist, 80% fresh with a slightly cold corpse x dark and flamboyant heartthrob movie star]
A sat alone at his computer desk. The dim light blurred the lines of his delicate face as he casually swept back his slightly long hair to keep it out of his eyes.
Just then, his phone went ding.
A picked it up and found a wedding invitation message.
Ummm... let's see...
Oh, he's the groom.
??? Wait??? He just got married out of nowhere???
A freaked out and hurriedly changed clothes before running out of the apartment, without even saving the document on his computer.
On the dim screen, a famous movie star was completely naked, doing something unspeakable.
**
Recently, news that the movie star had secretly married was dug up, instantly dominating the trending headlines and taking over everyone's screens.
Fans also noticed that at the movie star's concerts, promotional events, publicity appearances, behind-the-scenes footage, and even livestreams, there was now someone fully covered up by his side.
The stranger was tall and slender, with a baseball cap pulled down over his slightly long hair. Black sunglasses covered most of his face, but just from his jawline, anyone could tell:
He was an absolute beauty.
Seeing how close the two were, fans all assumed this was the movie star's secret wife.
They had just picked up their keyboards when a high-resolution, full-face photo of their sister-in-law leaked...
Fan 1: I'll indulge you this once.
Fan 2: Your wife is fine, but next second she's mine.
Fan 3: Hi, beauty, let me lick you.
**
Fans in the comics world noticed that Artist A seemed to have gone clean lately, drawing unusually wholesome comics.
Meanwhile, the movie star's fans noticed that a new artist had started posting fan art in their fan community. The compositions were stunning, the sexual tension off the charts, and even the strands of hair seemed to shine.
And even though the movie star in the drawings was fully dressed, they were still incredibly, incredibly sexy.
In the end, fans from both groups compared the art styles and IP addresses and found out that the two artists were the same person.
Well, case closed!
**
One day, A came home and saw the movie star standing by his computer desk, wearing a strange expression.
A turned to look, puzzled...
And realized he'd forgotten to turn off his computer again!
His porn comics! And the real person was standing right in front of him!
He guiltily looked away, instantly thinking up 108 ways to escape the planet.
The movie star looked at A's flushed face. "Do you like me?"
A curled his toes against the floor. "No. You're popular and rich."
The movie star's face darkened. "Say that again? Or perhaps we should talk about copyright infringement..."
A: "..."
(I want to run away, but I can't~)
The movie star chuckled, cupped A's head, and leaned in...
Seeing A's wide-eyed, disbelieving expression, he finally let him off with a laugh.
"Just kidding. I'll only authorize you."
★ Upcoming novel: AAA Substitute Teaching, Every Secret Identity Is Me. Blurb:
[Seemingly ordinary, homebody otaku gong who is actually an utterly composed powerhouse x demanding, pampered crown prince shou, the pride of heaven]
There's a legend on the Ellis Military Academy forum.
If you're struggling to wake up for an 8 a.m. class, stuck with an outrageous group-project partner, or worried about failing a course, you can post for help in the middle of the night.
Random Student A: I've got a date tomorrow. Anyone want to attend class for me?! I'm desperate, name your price!
Before long, he received a direct message:
AAA Professional Class Attendance, Group Projects, Fitness Tests, and Exams: Hey, 30 star coins per class. I'll make sure to get you marked present, take notes, and answer questions~
There was also a signature: Taking requests for Mecha, Command, Maintenance, Medical, and other majors...
Random Student A didn't think twice and immediately placed an order.
But skipping class is a slippery slope...
AAA Professional Class Attendance, Group Projects, Fitness Tests, and Exams: Monthly and semester packages now available. Interested, bro?
Random Student A gritted his teeth and looked at his wallet. He was lying in his soft bed, and with one more gritted-teeth moment, he replied: Give me a discount on the semester package, bro~
**
Random Student A slept until the end of time. When he finally woke up, it was already vacation. He sprang out of bed and opened the school's academic system, only to find that he'd gotten perfect grades in every class!
!!!
??? Perfect grades?
**
There's another legend at Ellis Military Academy: inexplicable explosions can always be heard from the culinary school's building.
And every time finals roll around...
AAA Professional Class Attendance, Group Projects, Fitness Tests, and Exams: Help! Help! Help! Can anyone teach me how to cook?!
**
The academy was overrun by alien beasts.
Everyone was locked in a desperate battle...
Just then, a fiery-red figure streaked across the sky like a meteor. Wherever he went, the alien beasts' bodies exploded with a roar, like fireworks.
And the weapon in his hand...
Seemed to be a frying pan.
**
Shou's perspective:
The Imperial Crown Prince was famously picky, but lately he'd been pressured to marry.
So he came up with ten requirements. 1. Handsome. 2. Tall. 3. Eight-pack abs. 4. Clean. 5. Perfect grades. 6. Can pilot mechs. 7. Can do repairs. 8. Can command troops. 9. Has medical skills. 10...
Crown Prince: Hmph, I haven't thought of the last one yet. I'll decide later.
Everyone: He's not looking for a crown princess, he's looking for a superhero!
They thought the crown prince would stay single his whole life, but unexpectedly, he really did find someone.
News quickly spread that the Imperial Crown Prince had brought a male crown consort back from a frontier planet, and that the two would be marrying soon.
In a detached villa in the city center...
A loud crash came from the kitchen, followed by billows of black smoke.
The crown prince scowled. "Move aside. Let me do it."
At the same time, he remembered the final requirement: 10. Can cook.
Theme: My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's; love means communicating and helping each other become whole.
I haven't watched it for a long time, but I finally couldn't bear it anymore and watched it all at once! It's super, super, super cool. There's no need to say anything when the teacher loves you.
"The sound of processing fees." This is a big bug for the author~
Damn your input method...[Dog head]
"Although it is only a female insect," the author caught a big insect~
Is it a male insect?
The "processing fee" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~
Oh, okay, I must have seen it wrong.
"Custer" is like "catching a big bug for the author ~ the name of the person here is wrong [question mark]
Tutorial on turning external hemorrhoids into rabbit tails 1. Wet the buttocks skin in advance and use gentle techniques to relax the muscles and rub out the dead skin. 2. Lift the buttocks skin until it slowly rebounds. Take a polishing head at a flat angle and slowly carve it along the lines of the dead skin. 3. Open the entire groin outline, prepare a brush to sweep away the debris, and press the polishing head slowly in circles to soften calluses.
"Mark who was beaded by Custer" gave the author a big bug~
hug
I haven't watched it for a long time, but I finally couldn't bear it anymore and watched it all at once! It's super, super, super cool. There's no need to say anything when the teacher loves you.
"The sound of processing fees." This is a big bug for the author~ Damn your input method...[Dog head]
"Although it is only a female insect," the author caught a big insect~ Is it a male insect?
The "processing fee" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~
Oh, okay, I must have seen it wrong.
"Custer" is like "catching a big bug for the author ~ the name of the person here is wrong [question mark]
Tutorial on turning external hemorrhoids into rabbit tails 1. Wet the buttocks skin in advance and use gentle techniques to relax the muscles and rub out the dead skin. 2. Lift the buttocks skin until it slowly rebounds. Take a polishing head at a flat angle and slowly carve it along the lines of the dead skin. 3. Open the entire groin outline, prepare a brush to sweep away the debris, and press the polishing head slowly in circles to soften calluses.
"Mark who was beaded by Custer" gave the author a big bug~ hug
Happy New Year, teacher, and all the best to you
Come on! The teacher wrote superbly