After the Boss Dazai Fell in Love at First Sight

[The main story is complete! Thanks for your support! The whole book costs around 3 yuan right now, haha.] [Completed Chuuya BG stories, Can a Depressed Heroine Dream of Her Bionic Boss? and Was Chuuya Angry Today?, are also available. OVO] You transmigrated. Bad news: You're in Yokohama. Worse news: The current boss of the Port Mafia is Dazai. A mastermind is bad enough, but he's a mastermind with the "Book" in his hands! Captured and taken to the boss's office, you were thinking about the Ten Great Tortures of the Qing Dynasty, terrified out of your mind. Before he could even ask you anything, you sobbed and blurted out everything you knew. "If you're going to kill me, could you make it so my head hits the ground in one second--" Afraid of pain, you squeezed your eyes shut and didn't dare move a muscle. "Stand up first, miss." Before you transmigrated, Mamoru's voice would have made you shout, "My ears are pregnant!" Now, you only felt as if the Grim Reaper had come knocking. Then you heard a sigh, followed by a gentle fingertip brushing away the tears at the corner of your eye. "Don't worry. In fact, I fell in love with you at first sight." ...What the hell?! Having read nearly a hundred fanfics, you suddenly thought of a possibility. So which version of you from a parallel world was awesome enough to win over Armed Detective Agency Dazai or Dark Era Dazai? You know this trope is old... but now that it's happening to you, the more free love, the better! * Boss Dazai fell in love with someone at first sight. It was an impossible thing, an experience that no version of "Dazai Osamu" had ever had, no matter how events unfolded. Love at first sight depended, essentially, on the hormones in the human body. Objectively speaking, this body should not have been capable of it. Even when she was crying miserably, she was still so adorable and worthy of pity. His heart pounded at a rate it never had before, yet the moment he touched her, it became as calm as still water. His emotions, which had been running high, instantly cooled. --It was an ability. A false world, false love at first sight, false everything. And yet this girl from another world remained utterly ignorant of her circumstances, so naive it was... laughable. When he pulled his hand back, that strange dizzying sensation washed over him once more. Just looking at her filled him with a joy he hadn't felt in ages. So, if he simply avoided touching her, could this false affection become real? [Please read before starting:] 1. As usual, I don't write much of the original plot. This is mainly romance, and I wanted to write another heroine with a questionable mental state. 2. Love at first sight is an ability, and the girl is the more aggressive one. 3. It's the kind of story I like: a little hope amid the darkness. There won't be angst. 4. I might turn the girl into a Chuuya fan (Dazai: ?) 5. There is some age manipulation. Blame it on Boss Dazai being too young! 6. Updates follow the rankings. Comments still motivate me to update. 7. A short story under 200,000 characters. Thanks for reading. == Next work, DC: [DC] The Villainous Heiress Is a Wayne Every Robin Batman brings home discovers that Lillian Wayne, Bruce's eldest daughter, is the first mountain they have to climb. She looks at Richard jumping around the house with disgust. "The Wayne home isn't a place for you to swing around. You're practically an uncivilized monkey." She covers her nose and attacks Todd's background. "Someone from Crime Alley should be grateful to Bruce for giving them a chance to leap up the social ladder in a single day." She orders Drake around with her chin raised. "Always remember your place. Bruce only needs you because he doesn't want to work. I'll be keeping an eye on you." She points at Damian's nose and scolds him. "You think you can inherit everything the Waynes own? Do you think Bruce will like you if you imitate my personality?" Even when Bruce gently tells her, "Family should get along," Lillian only nods perfunctorily, then forgets all about it as soon as her silly, sweet dad turns away. Lillian Wayne is practically a villainous heiress straight out of a TV drama, the kind of nasty bitch who'd pull the heroine's hair. If the dazzlingly beautiful Lillian Wayne has any redeeming qualities, it's that she stands up for her family. When Jason is mocked for his background at a banquet, she unceremoniously splashes her red wine in the offender's face and sneers, "Who gave you the right to stick your nose into Wayne family business?" When guests hint that Bruce has an unsavory interest in "black-haired, blue-eyed little boys," she tugs Dick's tie and kisses the corner of his lips suggestively. "Could it be that Dad is doing this for my sake?" Even when she's in the passenger seat of the Batmobile, she tells Batman, who rescued her from Professor Pyg, "Don't think sucking up to me will make me agree to let you become a Wayne. Bruce is only playing with you." No one in the Wayne family ever imagined that their haughty older sister and eldest daughter would one day empty her magazine at the Joker. "Stay away from my dad. You're so ugly you're hurting my eyes... You think you can lust after Bruce?" Batman arrives too late and finds Lillian trembling all over, still shouting, "The Joker walked right into my line of fire! This was self-defense!" He pulls her into a tight embrace. "We can fix this," he says. "You shouldn't have had to do this... Lillian, I'm sorry." And that is the death of the Joker. Theme: Love is enough to save the world.