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Sleep therapist Song Wenbin was on the verge of death when he was bound to a System and sent to the Interstellar era, where he became a zookeeper.
His job was to feed the abandoned beasts of the Shanhai world, once super war gods, who now suffered from insomnia and madness caused by chaotic demonic energy.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the zoo, the Ming Snake and Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit took turns trying to kill him and drive him out, warning him: Anyone who enters again will die.
He now had two choices: Leave and die on the spot. Stay and be killed.
He chose to live.
Song Wenbin thought of the only zookeeper ever accepted by the divine beasts, a beautiful, otherworldly young man who also suffered from severe insomnia.
If he could latch onto this powerful ally, his plan to stay alive would be halfway to success.
So he designed a three-step plan tailored for the young man: provide hands-on sleep therapy, become his personal three-star chef, and use his irresistible charms.
Step one: He successfully got into the zoo.
Step two: As he wished, he became the young man's personal tagalong.
As long as he carried out step three perfectly, he could solve his singleness...
Wait, why had nine fox tails sprouted behind the young man?
*
The divine beasts destroyed the mountains and land in the zoo, hoping to distract themselves from the pain of their demonic energy running wild.
Song Wenbin calmly said, "That won't work."
All the divine beasts roared in unison: Humans, get lost!
Then he designed a three-step recovery plan tailored for them: eat fresh food that helps with sleep, receive sleep therapy, and grow sleep-promoting plants.
Step one: The divine beasts ate without looking up. Delicious.
Step two: The divine beasts slept soundly every night. Delicious.
Step three: The divine beasts worked hard. Delicious.
The beasts' coats grew glossier and their bodies stronger by the day. He was very satisfied.
Unexpectedly, the zoo director came by and tried to force him to resign, claiming the zoo had no income and its expenses were too high.
At the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit's command:
The Candle Dragon closed its eyes, turning day into night. The Ming Snake coiled around the director, trapping him in a tiny space.
The beasts bared their claws and threatened him in whispers, like ghosts speaking into his ear: "Song-ge stays, you stay. Song-ge leaves, and you still think you'll live?"
The director clutched his head and screamed, "Who's talking?"
Song Wenbin patted their furry heads. "Go sharpen your claws. Don't scare the director."
Taotie rolled over and played cute, then bared its teeth at the director and noisily sharpened its claws.
Afterward, to change the public's impression of the divine beasts as violent monsters, Song Wenbin started a livestream.
Before the stream:
Netizens: Are we supposed to watch damaged beasts go crazy? Zookeepers, have some decency!
Netizens: Being alive is already painful enough. Please don't make us look at those mad, sick beasts!
After the stream:
The tapping of scales, the rubbing as the beasts were washed, the sounds of them chewing as they were fed, and the songs of birds and beasts in the forest unexpectedly made people feel at peace, almost guilty about it.
Interstellar people, whose minds had been ravaged by mental energy and who couldn't sleep, finally began to enjoy deep sleep every night.
The sleep-aid livestream became a sensation across the Interstellar era.
Interstellar people: We were blind! The streamer is the best!
In the end, the Shanhai divine beasts became revered gods in the hearts of Interstellar people!
*
As for the new zookeeper, Jiu Chen's opinion was:
He was extremely annoying, and clearly up to no good.
The man bought fresh food for all the divine beasts.
He followed closely and personally inspected each purchase to prevent villains from taking the opportunity to harm them.
The man used ASMR and other sleep-aid techniques to help the beasts.
He summoned the beasts to his side and warned them not to be dazzled by a little kindness.
The man got the beasts to turn over the soil and plant sleep-promoting herbs.
He carefully tested each plant, determined to identify anything harmful.
Despite all his efforts, he did not get what he wanted.
This man was patient and capable, and truly difficult to deal with.
Then the zoo director came to see him. The fox stood by the window as the man came to say goodbye.
As the human raised his hand, he saw the small wounds on its back. His heart suddenly skipped a beat. "Did I give you permission to leave?"
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Picked Up My Amnesiac, Unhinged Ex-Boyfriend [ABO Superpowers]
You are a director at the Special Meteorological Bureau, an Alpha with both looks and strength and countless admirers, as well as a famous bachelor by choice. But you have a secret: sometimes faint, catlike sobs come from the hospital room.
The outside world is full of speculation.
Only you know.
The one locked inside is your ex-boyfriend.
*
A brooding, sharp-tongued Alpha × an Omega who fakes amnesia and acts like a deranged, sweet-talking green tea
Yu Zhang, director of the Special Meteorological Bureau's Anomaly Detection Division, is powerful and refined.
No one knows that years ago, he too was a meteorological weapon everyone despised and feared, until six years ago, when his beloved Omega killed him and pushed him into the deep sea. A school of man-eating sharks came swimming toward him.
Yu Zhang closed his eyes. If he could live it all over again, he would make that liar pay.
In the latest case, an Omega sold as a kept beauty was curled up miserably in a dog cage, an object of pity to anyone who saw him.
Yu Zhang: What a coincidence. Isn't that my ex-boyfriend?
*
Tests confirmed that the Omega had amnesia. Yu Zhang scoffed.
Inside the examination booth, Yu Zhang forced the Omega kneeling at his feet to look up, releasing his pressuring pheromones at the same time.
"Beg me. Beg me to let you go." He was certain the Omega would give himself away.
But the Omega's eyes were red with tears, and he impatiently tugged at Yu Zhang's belt. He had clearly been stimulated into an early heat.
"Please, bite me."
Yu Zhang: "?"
The Omega hooked his fingertips around Yu Zhang's trouser cuff. As his gaze dropped, a mad love welled up in his eyes.
*
After meeting Yu Zhang again, Yin Sha went completely crazy.
When the Alpha sipped juice, he imagined it was his neck being kissed.
When the Alpha crunched candy, he imagined it was his fingertips being eaten.
When he missed him, he went to his door in the middle of the night to tease him.
When suspected of not having lost his memory, he played the soft, foolish little sweetheart who could put anyone at ease.
Until one time, the Alpha released his pressuring pheromones.
He trembled with excitement. Bite me to pieces! Eat me!
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Theme: Don't let hardships crush your will. Face them bravely, and miracles will happen.
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The characters in the novel are all very distinct.
Huhu is not stupid, he just has a simple mind and trusts his companions.
I like it so much! After reading it for a long time, I tied it in one go!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finished watching!
Wow, I really want to cry. I am always moved by the characters written by Da Da. I sincerely hope that everything goes well for Da Da, that all my wishes come true, and that I become a better version of myself!! Compare one's heart [Compare one's heart] [Compare one's heart] [Compare one's heart]
Oh haha, I was caught off guard by death haha
Good-looking, very gentle