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[Interstellar] + [Shanhai Classic fluffy pets] + [Life-or-death adventure] + [Rise from the bottom] + [Interstellar fantasy beasts] + [1v1 sweet romance]
Reporter: "I heard you have two Systems?"
Wen Tianhe: "What, do you have one too?"
Reporter: "No, I don't. I meant to say..."
Wen Tianhe stopped him with a pitying look. "Shh, no need to say anything else. Don't envy me. I understand."
The reporter snapped, "Understand what, exactly? Envy you for what? Seriously, you have two Systems, so how come you're doing so badly? A good-for-nothing with garbage, and you still dare to enter a survival competition? What gives you the courage? Your face?"
The looks-obsessed fans nodded enthusiastically: Of course! Just Wenwen's face alone is enough to make him insanely cool and handsome!
Besides:
"You dare slander our Lao Wen's terrible System and useless beast pets, and say he's a failure?" The palm-sized bunny sneered at the crowd.
"Looks like he's lived long enough." A tiny, sapphire-blue fish flashed a cold gleam in its eyes.
"Tsk. With talent like that, even dying would be a waste of land." The little crow, its ink-black feathers shimmering with gorgeous iridescence, rolled its eyes in disdain.
"Why waste words on an ingredient? Feifei, tell me, would he taste good as a popsicle?" The silver hamster ball sized up the arrogant reporter.
"Ugh, he'd taste like poop and give you a stomachache." Hamster number two, Milk Bun, looked disgusted.
One after another, hundreds of fluffy little creatures appeared. Every single one was a baby, still without all its milk teeth.
They said such childish things that all the reporters laughed themselves silly and people across the Interstellar era nearly spat out their food.
The F good-for-nothing squad shot to fame as the hottest topic on the Interstellar Network, the keyboard warriors' favorite characters, and the talk of every mealtime.
They were only hated, never loved.
Until...
*
The signing event livestream for the top comic artist in the Interstellar era was underway.
"Master Zong Zheng, your new comic, The F Good-for-Nothing Squad's Road to Revenge, has become a sensation again, and it's all over the Interstellar Network. It was inspired by the much-maligned F squad, wasn't it? Is there anything you'd like to explain?" the reporter asked.
"Explain? What makes you think you have the right to ask me for an explanation?"
The silver-haired young man had eyes full of ice. "Rumors? Hated by everyone? Ha! The eldest son of the Empire's top general, an Interstellar legend with 3S mental power, and my husband, Zong Zheng Chuzai, is not someone you can slander at will!"
His words stirred up a storm. No one in the Silver Orchid Dream Galaxy could make sense of it.
What general's son? What 3S? What husband?
What on earth is he talking about?!
[A smooth-talking, sharp-witted, sickly, scheming, handsome and tragic wolf-dog seme × a gentle, refined young nobleman, a fluffy-pet enthusiast, and a ridiculously powerful comic-artist uke who is a cat at heart]
Lots of original worldbuilding: Interstellar mutant plants and beasts; the System isn't AI, but a divine beast working for a higher-dimensional space; science fiction and fantasy are closely intertwined. Just enjoy the story and don't overthink it, thanks.
Blurb updated November 12, 2023.
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Picked Up My Amnesiac, Unhinged Ex-Boyfriend [ABO Superpowers]
You are a director at the Special Meteorological Bureau, an Alpha with both looks and strength and countless admirers, as well as a famous bachelor by choice. But you have a secret: sometimes faint, catlike sobs come from the hospital room.
The outside world is full of speculation.
Only you know.
The one locked inside is your ex-boyfriend.
*
A brooding, sharp-tongued Alpha × an Omega who fakes amnesia and acts like a deranged, sweet-talking green tea
Yu Zhang, director of the Special Meteorological Bureau's Anomaly Detection Division, is powerful and refined.
No one knows that years ago, he too was a meteorological weapon everyone despised and feared, until six years ago, when his beloved Omega killed him and pushed him into the deep sea. A school of man-eating sharks came swimming toward him.
Yu Zhang closed his eyes. If he could live it all over again, he would make that liar pay.
In the latest case, an Omega sold as a kept beauty was curled up miserably in a dog cage, an object of pity to anyone who saw him.
Yu Zhang: What a coincidence. Isn't that my ex-boyfriend?
*
Tests confirmed that the Omega had amnesia. Yu Zhang scoffed.
Inside the examination booth, Yu Zhang forced the Omega kneeling at his feet to look up, releasing his pressuring pheromones at the same time.
"Beg me. Beg me to let you go." He was certain the Omega would give himself away.
But the Omega's eyes were red with tears, and he impatiently tugged at Yu Zhang's belt. He had clearly been stimulated into an early heat.
"Please, bite me."
Yu Zhang: "?"
The Omega hooked his fingertips around Yu Zhang's trouser cuff. As his gaze dropped, a mad love welled up in his eyes.
*
After meeting Yu Zhang again, Yin Sha went completely crazy.
When the Alpha sipped juice, he imagined it was his neck being kissed.
When the Alpha crunched candy, he imagined it was his fingertips being eaten.
When he missed him, he went to his door in the middle of the night to tease him.
When suspected of not having lost his memory, he played the soft, foolish little sweetheart who could put anyone at ease.
Until one time, the Alpha released his pressuring pheromones.
He trembled with excitement. Bite me to pieces! Eat me!
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Theme: Life is about making a ruckus.
It's a bit too refreshing hahahaha, I just didn't understand it!?
Kunpeng, synonymous with security
I really don't like to comment, but I must give you a call. Come on, spread the flowers~
Why do interstellar people feel so bad?
When did this royal family burp? They are so annoying.
As a side note, I still like killer whales. Although Haiyang Liuzi has a sao operation, he looks good, hahaha
The man named Zhang is such a mean man. Kunpeng finally comes out and spreads flowers~
A small problem, Chu Zai's psychological behavior is sometimes very strange. It is really inappropriate to call him a disciple. He took the initiative first and Wenwen responded. Now he feels that Wenwen is a disciple and it will be very divisive. Speaking of Wenwen, what is going on?! What happened to Polestar?! Will they be okay?
I worked overtime yesterday for the experimental class and didn't come back until after ten o'clock. I was tired, so I came to catch up on it this morning. Some small suggestions. Chu Zai is obviously a boy, but many of the descriptions are very girl-like. For example, he is described as charming. To be honest, Wenwen always gives me the feeling that he is licking a dog but he doesn't seem to be licking it. It's quite strange.
Suddenly I realized that the endings lately seem to be related to the royal family.