Yuechuan Linjiu is hunted down after trying to sell height-increasing insoles and color-fading hair gel to a traveling troupe. He hides in some ruins and accidentally transmigrates to Yokohama.
After picking up a memory-impaired shorty in the slums, Yuechuan Linjiu refuses to change his ways. He keeps selling height-increasing insoles and keeps getting chased and beaten.
Yuechuan Linjiu, determined to become the top salesperson, picks up one lost customer at a crossroads.
He successfully sells a year's supply of a snack assortment, though it expires in just three months.
Repeat order: antidiarrheal medicine x6
He fishes one customer out of the river and successfully sells them the Complete Suicide Manual, with a noose thrown in for free. Unfortunately, it snaps halfway through the hanging from weathering. He adds a bottle of poison at half price, successfully achieving the feat of vomiting and having diarrhea for three days and nights.
Repeat order: antidiarrheal medicine x66
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After developing (wreaking havoc on) Yokohama's customers, Yuechuan Linjiu decides to move on to the neighboring world of jujutsu.
He custom-makes little pills for a Cursed Spirit Manipulation user, completely masking the vomit-inducing taste of cursed spirit orbs.
Geto Suguru, so overwhelmed by the sweetness he nearly loses his sense of taste: “.”
Repeat order: taste-restoration spray x6
The white-haired high schooler sneaks a taste of the little pills and gives his verdict: “Wow, the flavor is just right! Five-star review. Do VIP customers get a little gift?”
With sales soaring, a certain top salesperson (money-grubber) counts the savings in his account. An ill-timed cursed spirit blocks his way. Yuechuan Linjiu gives it a look, a meteor drops from the sky, and the cursed spirit is pulverized into a perfect five-pointed star.
Yuechuan Linjiu: “Thank you for the five-star review, customer. Collect five one-star reviews and you still get five stars. Please visit again~”
PS: The protagonist is a native of Meteor City, chaotic neutral, eccentric, and his thoughts follow the money.
The plot comes first; fun is the guiding principle.
OOC warning.
Theme: Honesty above all
