[Harry Potter] The Years I Spent Recovering My Get-Out-of-Death-Free Cards with a Certain Online Shop's Golden Finger

In Mia Bai's second year at Hogwarts, another peaceful weekend arrived. Mia lay in bed, thinking about all the delicious foods from her distant homeland that wouldn't exist for years yet.

A chime rang in her mind.

Darn it! It jumped to Taobao!

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Harry Potter was about to start school! As the end of second year drew near, Mia grew more and more nervous. Harry Potter's arrival meant the story was about to begin, and this children's book really did get people killed.

For the sake of her safety, Mia bought the original books on Taobao and decided to review the plot.

Mia went to the pickup point Taobao had assigned her and waited for the book to appear. Just as Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone dropped out of the sky and hit her on the head, Cedric's shocked cry came from behind her!

"Mia, are you okay?"

Uh-oh!

And so...

Dumbledore pushed up his glasses. "So you're saying this book suddenly fell on Miss Bai?"

Mia nodded.

"Yes, Professor."

#Important Notice#

1. The promised plot payoff hasn't been written yet.

2. Taobao doesn't actually have that much presence in the story.

3. The male lead is Cedric.

Theme: Children's books are supposed to be stories where nobody dies!