Man, Are You Pregnant with a Dragon's Egg?

Pre-receipt of the article: "The Evil Villains of the End of the World", the copy is at the bottom. This article: The paragraph review has been opened, and it will be updated according to the list before v, and will be updated at the next day after v. (Updates will be resumed in October. Currently, I am returning to my hometown to start a business. I don't have enough time. Thank you for your understanding) Straight ball, cute little succubus VS poisonous cool guy with a cold face! Lang Yu is a dead little dragon whose yin life is in danger and urgently needs to absorb the yang energy of a boy to continue his life. Fortunately, he found the perfect person. He was handsome and very kind. He didn't mind that he was a brat. He boldly asked: "Are you a virgin? Can I suck your yang energy?" Since then, Lang Yu has ended his wandering life and lived an exquisite life like a princess. Take a bath in a four-digit mug, use a sauna in a microwave, live in a five-digit handmade dragon bed, wear a colorful BJD baby clothes... Lang Yu had just said that Lin Huaizhou was a good man, but the next second he saw the good man actually killing ghosts with his own hands, Lang Yu was horrified! ! ! Lin Huaizhou shrugged innocently: "It's all my fault! I didn't dodge when he bumped into me." Lang Yu immediately shook his head: "That's not true. You are the best in Huaizhou. It's all his fault." Dead kid: Bah! Gays are the most disgusting! In the deep brotherhood, Lin Huaizhou unilaterally announced that he was pregnant with Lang Yu's egg. Lang Yu was shocked: "I am a dragon, you are a human, us?" Lin Huaizhou made something out of nothing: "I was surprised too, but I did, and you have to be responsible." Lang Yu: "But I am a male dragon and you are also a man. We..." Lin Huaizhou touched the dragon's tail hand and paused: "... I am extremely talented." … Lin Huaizhou, a man from heaven, a young master who meets once in ten thousand years, kills ghosts like chopping vegetables, and avoids all ghosts, but a little devil bumps into him. Lin Huaizhou didn't care that the kid claimed to be a dragon god and always loved to act coquettishly. He just waited for the kid to reveal his fox tail and solve the problem completely. But he found that his broken lifeline had healed, and Lang Yu was the destined dragon he was waiting for. Xiaolong didn't understand anything when he arrived, and he was still illiterate and easy to deceive. So Lin Huaizhou, who killed ghosts like chopping vegetables, changed his nature, from killing ghosts blatantly to killing secretly. Lin Huaizhou accidentally caught the Ghost Emperor's resentment, and Lang Yu burst into tears. He comforted Xiaolong: "It's okay, don't cry." Unexpectedly, Xiaolong suddenly transformed into a human form, threw himself into his arms and touched his lips, kissing him anxiously and without any plan. Finally, she nestled in his arms, her eyes red with moisture and a look of concern on her face. "Huaizhou, are you feeling better?" Lin Huaizhou's voice was hoarse: "That's bad, if you kiss a straight man, you will get pregnant. Let's get married." Marriage requires a betrothal gift. Lang Yushi said loudly: "It's okay to get married, but I want two hamburgers and a pizza every day." (No bargaining allowed) In the new house, Lang Yu stared at his belly passionately. "Brother, it's been five months, why is there still no movement in your stomach?" Lin Huaizhou said nonsense seriously: "It's normal. Nezha was born after three years of pregnancy." Later, Lang Yu learned to search Baidu, and he was shocked: "There is reproductive isolation between humans and dragons!!!" He asked Lin Huaizhou: "Brother, if you look directly into my eyes, are you pregnant with a dragon's egg?" (1) After Lang Yu established a relationship with Lin Huaizhou, he always had a wish to give birth to a baby dragon for him. With the help of Uncle Lin, Lang Yu purchased a lifeless dragon egg. Tian Langyu followed the instructions in the manual and put in the hatching eggs, but accidentally touched the remote control. He was miserable, his eyes were red, and he called Lin Huaizhou while sobbing. Lin Huaizhou hurried back and saw a little dragon rolling over and crying on his bed, whimpering at him. Lin Huaizhou took a deep breath, fished out the wet little dragon, touched its tail and said, "Longlong, be good, senior brother, help you." (2) When Lang Yu first transformed into a human body, he couldn't control his dragon horns and tail, which would appear from time to time. Fortunately, the senior brother would pull up the Taoist robe and wear the righteous Taoist crown for him in time every time. However, the senior brother had to touch it for a long time every time, until he couldn't stand still. (3): Father Lin reminded Lin Huaizhou: "Yangui sucks the essence." Lin Huaizhou was convinced: "Suck, of course, but it's not a gas but a liquid!" Father Lin:...... Copywriting: May 28, 2024. Copywriting of the Doomsday Villain Group: The sea water flows back, energy is exhausted, and strange beasts are rampant... Human civilization ends here. Li Yue stepped into a high-dimensional civilization as a lucky human being, and the people here are called those given by heaven. In order to survive, he entered the military academy and became the lowest "trash" in the school. However, garbage piled up sooner or later, and the only six garbagemen left in the school formed a team! A puppet whose instinct is greed for life and fear of death, The half-blind self-proclaimed fortune teller, A manic idiot who doesn't distinguish between friend and foe, A weakling who faints at the sight of blood, The best bitch in the world who drags the king, A salted fish that is always ready to break up. Li Yue stared at the sky speechlessly, but the most terrifying thing was that the only salty fish in the team pressed the most primitive dagger against his lower back and threatened in a low voice: "Don't move, it's stuck in, and I can't pull it out." Later, Li Yue would rather stab him with a dagger! … Qi Lianzhou inexplicably formed a team with a bunch of trash. He always wanted to break up and go home, but he found something was wrong with his trash teammates. No matter how powerful the opponent is in the arena, they can always survive due to various accidents. However, what intrigued him the most was Li Yue, who was greedy for life and afraid of death. He forced the other party into a corner and threatened him. The other party was not afraid at all, but pretended to cry in fear. He sneered and raised the other person's chin: "Why squeeze without water?" Later... He was terribly wrong He teased: "So the water is hidden here... But it's really crowded." Small theater: After the six-man team lost their horses, they revealed the details when they returned to the team. When asked how many people had to kill before hiding in the military academy, six people raised a finger. Later, after the horse fell off for the second time, the six people realized that they had mentioned the quantity but not the unit. Copywriting 2025.10.20 Intention: Diligent and positive.