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During the winter vacation of his second year of high school, Qi Feng was dragged by his mother to help the hospital increase its performance.
Bao, skin surgery.
One move of the scalpel and one week in the hospital bed.
After finishing his work in the morning, not long after entering the ward at noon, Qi Feng welcomed his fellow patients.
Xiao Mo took one step and lost a health bar. He lay down on the hospital bed and said hello to Qi Feng: "Hey, what a coincidence."
What a coincidence, I told him not to come, it hurt, but he still didn't believe me.
Qi Feng snorted coldly: "Does it hurt? You deserve the pain."
Xiao Mo rolled his eyes in pain: "You don't understand, the second one is half price."
Before the two could decide who was better, the third patient, Xu Yichen, came to the bed next door in a wheelchair.
Qi Feng: "You..."
Xu Yichen: "Special offer."
Ten minutes later, Bai Yu and Wang Hao helped each other into the ward.
Qi Feng covered his face and chuckled: "Okay, we can sleep together."
*
Qi Feng and the others always thought that Xiao Mo was a cold young master. It was not until they moved into a dormitory that the four of them realized what he was doing.
Xiao Mo is clearly a peacock who talks nonsense.
The drink shop launches a new event every quarter, and all drinks are half price for couples.
Xiao Mo patted Qi Feng: "Let's go, I'll buy you a drink."
Xiao Mo asked the clerk: "Brother, as long as we are a couple, it's half price, right?"
The clerk nodded, Xiao Mo pulled the confused Qi Feng over, then quickly kissed him on the face, turned around and said, "Two cups of the most expensive coffee."
Clerk:……
Qi Feng: Made
Went to the street to buy clothes for the school welcome party, and the group came to a sportswear store.
After choosing clothes, all I need is pants.
Several people chose a pair of 199 black trousers.
Xiao Mo objected and pointed at the off-season quick-drying black shorts: "This."
Others: Reasons
Xiao Mo: "This one is 99 yuan cheaper and it's also cool."
The rest:…
Qi Feng resisted the urge to hit him: "It's winter, and you still want to wear shorts."
Buy roasted chestnuts in winter.
Xiao Mo: "Brother, how do you sell these roasted chestnuts?"
Stall owner: "25 a pound"
Xiao Mo: "Is 22 a pound okay?"
Boss: "Okay."
When paying, Xiao Mo scanned the QR code: "Brother, let's make up the full 20. If I come back in the future, I will treat it as a repeat customer."
Boss:......
After the original group of four became a group of five, there was a saying that has been circulating in that generation: no one can be more handsome than Qi Feng, no more rich than Xiao Mo, no more than Xu Yichen, no more than Bai Yu, no more scold than Wang Hao.
To put it simply, the peacock in the south flew to the beast army in the north.
"Gender is just a symbol, upward or downward, it doesn't matter what symbol you are, as long as it is you."
Qi Feng: Snow leopard with mysophobia
Xiao Mo: Peacock
Xu Yichen: Black-bellied snake
Bai Yu: Chinese pastoral dog with facial paralysis
Wang Hao: Broken Mouth Bear
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July 7, 2023, Mine Clearance. The author is old and not well educated. Sometimes he doesn't even check for typos and loopholes in the text. The correction speed is also slow. The writing style is also very ordinary and smells like Northeastern big ballast. Don't worry if you don't mind.
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Pre-released article "The Gorgeous Ghost Dragon Breathes the Essence"
Lang Yu is the only dragon that became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. He is also the favored child of God. He becomes a spirit when he breaks his shell.
However, as soon as he opened his eyes, he encountered the big demon Dou Fu. He broke out of his shell and turned into a wild ghost in just one stick of incense.
Good news: He can absorb resentment and accumulate merit to rebuild his dragon body. Bad news: Reshaping the dragon body requires the help of a child-like practitioner.
Lang Yu looked at the masters who were cheating on the street and the private lives in the temple were chaotic. He sighed helplessly: ... It's so difficult~
…
Lin Huaizhou, a three-generation folk Taoist priest, had nothing to do during the summer vacation of his sophomore year. He was asked by his father to help move graves. After suppressing ghosts, he was hailed as a dragon god and was surrounded by a cloud of white mist that could not be seen clearly.
The sky and the earth were dim and filled with mist, and the young man's voice came: "I am the Dragon God, you are willing to worship me with golden liquid."
Lin Huaizhou raised his eyebrows and smiled softly: This is because the lustful ghost wants to make him break the sun. No wonder his father said that he will have a romantic disaster in the near future.
He came up with a plan: "Okay, then you can follow me." He had to supervise these perverted ghosts throughout the whole process, and if he found out that they were acting strangely, he would get rid of them.
Xiaolong is a ghost but not harmful at all. He transforms into a human form and is harmless to humans and animals. He has red lips and white teeth and is extremely beautiful. When he encounters animals, plants, or people in trouble, he will spend his few mana to help. He is kind and simple.
Lin Huaizhou laughed at the side: a blind trick.
Later, Lin Huaizhou accidentally caught Li Gui's resentment, and Lang Yu burst into tears.
He comforted Xiaolong: "It's okay, don't cry."
Unexpectedly, Xiaolong suddenly transformed into a human form, threw himself into his arms and touched his lips, kissing him anxiously and without any plan.
Finally, she nestled in his arms, her eyes red with moisture, with a concerned look on her face: "Brother, are you feeling better?"
Lin Huaizhou coaxed softly and his voice was hoarse: "Longlong, be good, there's still a little bit left."
…
After Lang Yu established a relationship with Lin Huaizhou, he always had a wish to give birth to a baby dragon for him.
With the help of Uncle Lin, Lang Yu purchased a lifeless dragon egg.
Tian Langyu followed the instructions in the manual and put in the hatching eggs, but accidentally touched the remote control.
He was miserable, his eyes were red, and he called Lin Huaizhou while sobbing.
Lin Huaizhou hurried back and saw a little dragon rolling over and crying on his bed, whimpering at him.
Lin Huaizhou took a deep breath, fished out the wet little dragon, touched its tail and said, "Longlong, be good, senior brother, help you."
Small theater:
(1):
When Lang Yu first transformed into a human body, he couldn't control his dragon horns and tail, which would appear from time to time.
Fortunately, the senior brother would pull up the Taoist robe and wear the righteous Taoist crown for him in time every time.
However, the senior brother had to touch it for a long time every time, until he couldn't stand still.
(2):
Father Lin reminded Lin Huaizhou: "Yangui sucks the essence."
Lin Huaizhou was convinced: "Suck, of course, but it's not a gas but a liquid!"
Father Lin:......
(3):
Ever since Lang Yu could absorb resentment from people, Lin Huaizhou had always been inexplicably filled with resentment.
Lang Yu was naturally very happy to be able to help his senior brother.
But one day he suddenly found that his senior brother had trapped the evil spirit in a corner and threatened, "Give me some grudges."
Lang Yu:...? !
Everything in this article is fiction. Please believe in science. If something similar happens to you, please believe in the end of science.
Copywriting: May 28, 2024.
Mission: There are no shortcuts on the road to growth, just swim against the current and strive to be the first.
Reader comments
Can't you just explain it clearly? The male and female protagonists don't have long mouths.
Can't you just explain it clearly? The male and female protagonists don't have long mouths.
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